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[PART 3] Gilang Bhaskara Live at Teater Jakarta (Versi Audio)

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26 Juni 2024

Stand-Up Comedy Special oleh Gilang Bhaskara sekarang hadir seharga 25 ribu rupiah dalam versi audio. Pasang headset kamu, dan selamat beraktivitas sambil dengerin keluh kesah dan kelucuan Gilbhas!

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I judge a public place...
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...by the toilet.
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Because I think the toilet is important, but its often...
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...messed up by public places.
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Do you know what the toilet has always been?
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SPBU Pertamina.
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Right?
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The price of oil in the world is rising every year.
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But you cant make a good toilet.
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SPBU toilets are bad, dirty...
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...smelly, dirty...
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...and expensive.
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And we dont know what to pay for it.
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Theres a guy sitting with a table full of 2,000 rupiahs.
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He just sits there.
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He doesnt ask for it, but we...
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He doesnt even talk.
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He just sits there. Theres usually a coin next to him.
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Coins and 2,000 rupiahs. He just sits there.
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But us, women, men, when we go to the toilet, were like...
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...oh my God.
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We just sit there.
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Sometimes we dont dare to go to the toilet, we just wash our hands and look for it.
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Its not good to go to the toilet when theres nothing there.
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We dont even ask for it.
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And we have to pay for a bad toilet.
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I dont even want to pay for it.
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But we have to pay for it.
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Because the toilet is bad, right?
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Its better to lock it up, because sometimes theres no slot.
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And the slot is Indonesian style, you know?
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If theres a pole, its like...
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This is a door cushion.
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Theres a pole, its like...
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Theres another pole at the door, its like...
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Theres a string.
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Theres another pole at the bottom.
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Just put it there.
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Inshallah its safe.
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At least its a bit tight if someone opens it.
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Theyre so creative.
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A pole and a string can become a slot.
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Its better if theres a slot.
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Sometimes theres no slot at all.
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So the way to do it is...
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Fill it up to the brim.
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Until its heavy enough.
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Put it in front of the door.
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With hope, people will be like...
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Oh, theres someone.
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Right?
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Oh, theres someone.
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Dont forget to fill it up to the brim first.
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Because an empty pole is useless.
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It will still open.
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Sometimes if theres no pole and theres only a slot, its even sadder.
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Sometimes the slot is...
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Usually the slot is even.
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Sometimes the slot is this high.
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See?
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If the water is still full, its easy.
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Sometimes the water is here.
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So our armpits are wet.
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But...
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Its wet. Why?
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It should be higher.
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This is wet.
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If theres no...
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No pole and no slot.
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The way is you have to hold it like this.
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Oh, theres someone.
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Thats hard.
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Your multitasking is tested there.
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Oh, theres someone.
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And I wonder why...
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Toilets have to have...
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A door and people have to open it facing forward.
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Theres a side door. I prefer the side door.
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Why dont they make a back door?
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So even if people dont open it on purpose...
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The one who sees it will be like...
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In my opinion, its more effective.
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Its true.
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Because if you fill it up...
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Youll meet someone you didnt know.
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But if you open the door and it looks like its on fire...
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After you fill it up...
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Its the same as before.
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But if you fill it up...
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Its the same as before.
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If you look at someones butt, you wont be able to tell.
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But if you open it, you wont be able to tell.
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Toilets should have a back door.
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Just leave it open. People will look at your butt and be lazy.
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And I think I understand why SPBUs toilets are always bad.
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Because SPBUs toilets are not our first choice.
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Right? Were on the road...
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Its a traffic jam, we cant take it anymore, lets just go to SPBU.
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Its always the last choice.
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Youve never been at home relaxing, right?
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Watching TV.
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You want to pee, go to SPBU.
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Youve never been the first choice.
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SPBU is always the last choice.
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After youve peed in a bottle.
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So its better to pee in two bottles, if you cant, go to SPBU.
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Because its dirty.
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And Im also surprised by...
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Good cafes, big restaurants that can accommodate dozens of people.
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But sometimes there are only two toilets.
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Right? Girls and boys.
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Or sometimes theres only one.
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Dozens of people, and theres only one toilet.
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Do you think people can change toilets?
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Like when youre eating, you want to go to SPBU, but no one wants to, right?
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Theres no one, we can handle it.
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One.
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You cant control that.
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This is a restaurant, youre selling food and drinks.
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What do you expect? Poo or pee?
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Why is there only one toilet?
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I dont know how it feels when people are angry.
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People from The Sims.
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When the blender is full.
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What?
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What about real people?
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Why is it like that?
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Its so hard. I think theyre building a building.
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Its done, whats missing? The toilet, add two.
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It should be the main toilet, in my opinion.
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Not to mention, when I see toilets in malls, in cinemas.
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The toilet seats, I dont know why, in Indonesia, theyre often made of tissue.
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Where do we get the reference from? We want to poop using tissue.
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We dont need that, man. We need it when its cold on the beach.
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We need the spray.
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It cant be dry, whats the point?
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You can go to the West.
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You can go to a Western restaurant, but you want to poop in the East.
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You cant.
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You cant.
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Our warriors fought against the Dutch, so what? So the toilet stays in the East.
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If the Dutch won, wed go to the West.
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Wed go to the toilet now.
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Using tissue now.
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Fortunately, were independent.
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And you deny independence by giving us tissue in the toilet.
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Is it hard for me to give you a spray or a liquid soap?
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I think its an exclusive class. Sometimes the spray is here.
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Its even harder.
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The one that comes out.
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You know?
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Its even harder to spray.
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Where do I point it?
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Where do I point it?
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Its even harder if you pee.
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If you want to poop, you have to spray it.
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We dont know the exact amount.
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You know?
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You spray a little, and it comes out a little.
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If you spray too much, your jeans will get wet.
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Okay?
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If you see a guy at the mall, his jeans are wet.
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Its because of the spray.
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And if we poop, its okay, theres a spray.
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But usually, theres no soap.
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So if we poop, the closest soap is in...
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Wastaville.
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Its far.
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So before you poop, you have to prepare.
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Take a lot of tissue, put it under the soap.
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Then bring it to the toilet.
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You dont want to fall.
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You have to fall.
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Its crazy.
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Its so hard.
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Youre in Wastaville, right?
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I hate it when...
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I prefer to have tissue to dry.
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Because it will dry.
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You dont have to use a hand dryer.
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The one at the bottom.
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Whatever it is, it wont dry my hands.
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Its noisy, but it wont dry.
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Whats the use? Its just noisy. Its wet.
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Its still wet.
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Some people go to the bottom like this.
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Its the same.
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Its just noisy.
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I prefer to use tissue.
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I dont have to throw it away.
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But I like to see it, especially in 21.
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Have you ever seen a garbage dump in Wastaville 21?
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The one thats this high.
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Right? People throw away their tissues.
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Ive seen it until its full.
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The tissue is on top of the garbage dump.
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The garbage dump is this high, the tissue is this high.
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And the janitor is just standing there.
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So youre not throwing away the garbage.
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Youre just putting the garbage.
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Because the tissue is like...
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Because its high.
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Im afraid the janitor will trap me.
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Its like playing UNOS TACO.
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Ill fall.
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Ill clean it up.
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Ill clean it up.
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From inside to outside.
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Ill clean it up.
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Ill clean it up.
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Ill put the tissue.
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So I dont fall.
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And the toilets in Indonesia are using water.
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Its comfortable to use.
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But I was asked to go to London in 2014.
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And all the toilets were dry.
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Using tissue.
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The advantage of using tissue is the toilets are dry.
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So its comfortable.
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In Indonesia, you just go in and its like...
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Splash.
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Splash.
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Its better to wear shoes.
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Its more comfortable. Sometimes we wear sandals.
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We have to think about the water level and the height of my sandals.
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Is it the same?
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Because if the water goes in and touches the floor, its like...
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Splash.
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And when I was in London, it was Eid al-Adha.
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So I prayed at Dubez R.I.s house over there.
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And I went to the public toilet.
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And there was a bucket and it was wet.
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I was like, this is Indonesia.
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This is my land.
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Its wet.
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The toilets in London.
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Thats the land of Indonesia.
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The land has to be wet.
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Even in London, its wet.
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Im always confused. Usually the wet ones are the public toilets.
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What did the people before us do?
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Until the toilets are all wet.
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Do you think about it? What did the people before me do until its this wet?
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I think its because of the planks in the toilets.
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Have you ever seen it?
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After you use it, you hope the toilet will be flushed.
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Of course.
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Because we dont say that we hope the toilet will be flushed.
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We hope the toilet will be flushed.
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Its the toilet that will be flushed.
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So we cant blame it.
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There are more prohibitions in the toilets.
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I like to see this.
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You are not allowed to throw anything in the toilet.
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Its like...
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Thats a poop, isnt it?
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Once its flushed, you cant do it anymore.
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Where should it be?
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Its also common in Chinese toilets.
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I mean, in public toilets.
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You are not allowed to throw anything in the toilet.
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In public toilets, you are not allowed to sit on the toilet.
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Do you get it?
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You are not allowed to sit on the toilet.
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But in Chinese toilets, there is no such prohibition.
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In Chinese toilets, there is no such prohibition.
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You are not allowed to sit on the toilet.
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But even if there is no prohibition, dont do it.
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Unless you want to feel the coldness of Ubin.
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If you want to feel the coldness of Keramik Ina, thats fine.
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Oh, so this is how cold Keramik Ina is.
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Turns out its colder than Toto.
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Is there anyone sitting there?
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Ive seen this before.
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After throwing a small amount of water, you flush it twice.
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After throwing a big amount of water, you flush it five times.
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Its written on the toilet paper.
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Im curious, where does this person get the accuracy from?
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So if I flush it twice and its still yellow,
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its like, no need to flush it twice.
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As long as its still a little yellow, its fine.
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And if you throw a big amount of water, you flush it five times.
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And if you throw a big amount of water, you flush it five times.
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Now, not all...
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Not all faeces are the same.
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Some people flush it twice.
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Some people even fight it.
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Its like theyre fighting it.
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This is my fourth time.
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If you dont flush it again, its none of my business.
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What are you looking at?
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Why are there not all toilets in Indonesia?
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If you sit down, you dont need to look at them.
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Just flush it backwards.
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Indonesians like it when its dirty.
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They dont know who the opponent is.
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Theres one thing thats more...
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When we go to the toilet, if theres still some dirt left,
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we just leave it there.
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Theres something thats often found, especially in mens toilets.
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Which is the presence of soft feathers.
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In the urinary tract.
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If you dont know, a womans urinary tract is where the soft feathers are.
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Usually, theres a frame on the soft feathers, right?
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Well, its often found on the edge of the frame.
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Its like, who are you?
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Why did you leave it there?
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I know youre retarded. I know.
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I know youve grown up.
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But you dont need to be shown to a mall if youve grown up.
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Because heres the thing.
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Whether you want it or not, when you reach it,
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theres still some feathers. You need to flush it.
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You have to. Because if you...
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Theres another feather. Just flush it.
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Then you go to the next person and say,
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Sir! This is your feather, right?
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I saw it.
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Please clean it.
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You cant. You have to...
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No matter how, you have to clean it.
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You cant use your hands. Its impossible.
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So the way is, you have to flush it.
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Its like playing a game.
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You go in. You go in.
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I dont...
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I dont flush it.
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Thats how its supposed to be. With feathers.
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Its forbidden to leave...
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feathers...
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in the urinal.
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Or is there a logo?
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A line like this.
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And its painted red.
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So people want to flush it.
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What does that mean?
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You cant flush it in the shape of an S?
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How is that?
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Whats the point of leaving it?
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There must be a lot of those in high school toilets.
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I dont think there are any in high school toilets.
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Not yet.
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Not yet.
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Another thing that...
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has been rising in the last few years is...
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the middle class.
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The middle class.
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Or in the internet, the middle class.
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Those who are said to be poor, no.
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But those who are said to be rich, no.
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Those who are said to be poor, no.
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Those who are said to be rich, no.
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Those who are said to be poor, middle class.
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Those who are said to be rich, no.
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Those who are said to be poor, middle class.
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In my opinion,
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middle class is those who spend...
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$2 to $20 a day.
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$2 to $20 a day.
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That means $2 is around $25,000.
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So if you spend $24,000 a day,
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add another $1,000, youre not poor.
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Im $25,000, middle class. Im not poor.
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Im not poor.
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Add another $1,000.
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And because in the last 10 years,
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the rise is sharp. Up to 10% in the last 10 years.
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If you dont know, middle class is those who hang out at Starbucks.
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Doing nothing.
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Those whose priorities are the opposite.
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Saving for the iPhone, but eating Indomie every day.
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Whats your priority?
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Its okay if I eat Indomie. The important thing is if I send an email,
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send from my iPhone.
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If I want 3GS, its okay.
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The important thing is from my iPhone.
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And what I read again, middle class now is poor.
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If middle class back then,
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you could still afford things like Corolla.
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Middle class now can only afford LCGC.
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Low Cost Green Car.
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Do you know what LCGC is?
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Basically, if you see a car that looks bad on the road, its LCGC.
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Agia.
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Ayla.
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Calia.
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Sigra.
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And the worst of them all, Datsun Go.
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Have you seen it?
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The shape is long. Its like a wheel.
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The tire is small, but it goes up.
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LCGC has been around for a few years.
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I once made a material about LCGC.
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Because I read the specs.
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This car is a mess.
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Back then, the target was 100 million.
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But there was no AC.
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No audio.
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No power window.
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No one would buy it. Why would you buy a car like that?
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Imagine if your dad bought you a car.
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If your dad bought you a car, okay.
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Drive it with your friends.
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No music? No.
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No audio? Okay.
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Its loud?
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No AC?
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Just open the window.
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Oh yeah.
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Do you want a car or a carpet?
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I thought back then, no one would buy it.
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But now, a lot of people buy it.
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A lot of people buy it.
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And LCGC is a low cost green car.
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Theres the word green.
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Overseas, a green car is an electric car.
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Tesla.
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Thats cool.
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Zero emission. In Indonesia,
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a green car is below 1000 cc.
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According to the government, 1000 cc is environmentally friendly.
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1000 cc is filled with sparkling water, right?
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The exhaust produces mountain air.
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The horn sounds like a bird. No.
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1000 cc uses petrol too.
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Theres no difference.
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1000 cc still uses petrol.
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And the cars.
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Does anyone own one?
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Of course. I wont admit it.
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Lock it. Oh, its not Agya. Hide it.
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Its not about the design.
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Its more about, have you ever been in a car?
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The body is so thin. Like a canvas.
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If its closed, you dont need to close it.
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The wind will blow it away.
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Its really like Oplit Mandra.
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Ive seen on the internet, not long ago,
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there was a car accident with a three-wheeled motorcycle.
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A three-wheeled motorcycle.
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With a pick-up behind it.
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So, it got stuck.
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You can look it up. It got stuck.
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The door, the door body fell off.
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It got stuck in the three-wheeled motorcycle.
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The door panel was opened.
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You could see the engine.
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Do you want to have a car that lost to a three-wheeled motorcycle?
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A motorcycle that can go backwards.
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The one that has a roof sometimes.
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The one that has a huge spion next to it.
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Do you want to lose to that? I do, man.
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The door fell off.
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It fell off.
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It really fell off.
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I once drove a car when I was renting a car.
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I got an Agya. 1000 cc.
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Theres no power in the tow truck.
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Its like the 4th gear is so long.
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Its like its not strong anymore.
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And sometimes, LCGC cars,
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1000 cc. like to go sideways in the tow truck.
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I often drive in Jakarta-Bandung.
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I like to be dimmed from behind.
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If you dont know, if youre dimmed,
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it means you want to go sideways.
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If youre not dimmed, it means you like me.
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No, no.
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Maybe you dont understand the universal.
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If youre dimmed, it means you want this.
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If I go sideways, its like this.
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If youre dimmed in a Range Rover,
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its like this.
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Its so cool.
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I once had an Agya.
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I was like, okay.
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Its like this.
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Do you need help?
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No need.
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Its so cheap.
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Whats the rush?
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Its so cheap.
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It was modified.
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I think people need to know that
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your car is not just ugly, but even uglier.
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Like Hello Kitty.
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Stripping from the top to the back.
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Ive seen another one.
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Its still better, but from a visual point of view.
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Ive seen another one that was modified from a functional point of view.
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Have you seen it?
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They changed the brake light to white.
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The brake light is white.
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We dont know if its braking or reversing.
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The car is confusing me.
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Theres another one that modified the brake light.
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Its still red.
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Usually when you brake, its red.
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Its not, but its red, red, red, red.
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Have you seen it?
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Its blinking like that.
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Its so annoying.
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If a normal person is polite,
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when you brake, its red.
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Why did they modify it?
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I think I want my brake light to blink.
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When you brake, its red, red, red.
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When you drive behind it, its so uncomfortable.
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Its like being hit by a flashbang in CS.
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Where am I right now?
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Why did they modify it like that?
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I havent seen my Datsun yet.
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My Datsun is scarier.
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Have you ever been in a car like that?
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I once got an Uber with my Datsun.
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The body is so thin.
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Theres a motor on the side.
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It sounds like the motor is inside.
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For Gods sake.
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Where is it?
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The windows are all closed.
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For Gods sake, try it.
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I got an Uber, where is the motor?
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Is it in the trunk?
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The body is so thin.
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I dont think its the design.
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The safety is bad.
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Its a waste to have an airbag.
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Theres no airbag.
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Expensive cars have airbags.
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The brakes are ABS.
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Anti-lock braking system.
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If they have ABS, as long as they stop, its a blessing.
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If they have ABS, as long as they stop, its a blessing.
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In my opinion, bad design cars are not new.
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There was one before.
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The old one.
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Theres one called Grand Max.
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Have you seen it?
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The design of Grand Max is like a box.
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Its like a flat bread that hasnt been cut.
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Have you seen it?
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You buy bread from this guy.
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It hasnt been cut, its a Grand Max.
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Its just a box.
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How did the designer design it?
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Its like we need a new car.
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He drew it.
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Front lights.
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Engine hood.
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Front window.
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The back is just a box.
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Sleepy.
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The next day, its approved.
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He made two of them.
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Its embarrassing.
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The back is just like that.
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Theres not even a little bit of aesthetic.
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Engine hood, window.
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Thats it.
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Its a box.
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Thats how bad the car design is.
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I saw the Grand Max.
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Its like seeing Alphard.
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Go for a drive.
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Go back to his hometown.
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He doesnt admit it, his mom curses him.
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I curse you to become a Grand Max.
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The only thing left is the sliding door.
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Theres still Alphard left.
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Sliding door.
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The rest is cursed.
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Alphard is cursed.
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Alphard is cursed.
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Theres another car that I think the design is bad.
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I dont know, but a lot of people buy it.
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Its a Nissan Juke.
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Have you seen it?
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What does it look like?
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Its just bad.
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I imagine a Nissan Juke like a crocs sandal with a wheel.
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Have you seen it?
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Imagine a crocs sandal.
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The Chinese will put the sandal aside.
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Crocs sandal.
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With a wheel.
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Nissan Juke.
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A lot of people buy it.
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Its expensive.
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It looks weird.
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Like a frog.
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But a cheap car is not the first.
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If its LCGC, its the first.
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Before that, we had Avanza.
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Avanza was quite cheap.
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It used to be around Rp100,000.
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It could fit 7 people.
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Even though its expensive now.
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The new Avanza I checked cost Rp250,000.
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Imagine that.
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The new Agya in 2017, Rp150,000.
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For a junk car, Rp150,000.
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Avanza, a lot of people buy it.
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But in terms of design, I dont think its that bad.
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Its not that bad.
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But there are a lot of Avanza everywhere.
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Especially after the online taxi, Avanza is everywhere.
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I once, this year.
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A few months ago, I went to Ambon.
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I had a job in Ambon.
00:28:01 - 00:28:03
In Java, there are a lot of cats.
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In Bali, there are a lot of dogs.
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In Ambon, there are a lot of Avanza.
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For Gods sake, there are a lot.
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There are more.
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In Java, there are a lot of Avanza.
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In Ambon, there are more.
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From the airport, I was picked up by Avanza.
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I had a job at KFC.
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I saw in the parking lot, there were a lot of Avanza.
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There was only one Avanza.
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I was shocked.
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I dont know, maybe Avanza is like a national animal.
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There are a lot of Avanza.
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Once again, Avanza is annoying.
00:28:36 - 00:28:38
Its a family car.
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You dont have to modify it.
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Its weird. Why do you have to modify it?
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Its so low.
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But you dont change the tires.
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Its like wheel shoes.
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Not to mention adding a siren.
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Thats even weirder.
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It has a strobe light on the top.
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And on the grill, theres a blue light.
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So if you want to honk, you dont have to honk.
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You just honk.
00:29:01 - 00:29:03
Like, what are you honking for?
00:29:03 - 00:29:05
Honk, honk. Avanza is honking.
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If your car is a Fortuner with a strobe light,
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thats cool. Range Rover, Excel.
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This is Avanza. Honk, honk.
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Why do people like to dress up?
00:29:16 - 00:29:18
Right?
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They want to show off, but they dont want to show off.
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I want to show off, but Im told to push up.
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I dont want to. Sorry.
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But my clothes turn back crime. Sorry.
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My clothes turn back crime.
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The back is upside down.
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Why do civilians like to dress up?
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My clothes turn back crime. The bottom is upside down.
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Black glasses. I dont know if I want to be a soldier or a police officer.
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My clothes turn back crime. What do I want to be?
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I dont know. I think they like to dress up.
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Especially on the road. I think they think its cool.
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I dont think we should be afraid of the police.
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But they feel that by dressing up, they are being scared.
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On the dashboard, theres a small PM helmet.
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PM.
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In the middle of the dashboard, theres a small police uniform.
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If the police uniform is that big, Im not afraid.
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The PM helmet is so small.
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The PM helmet is so small. PM. PM.
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On the back, theres a TNI AU family sticker.
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I think we will be afraid.
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TNI AU is so cool. Its normal.
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Unless you have a Sumanto family sticker.
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Yes, Im afraid. I wont steal your car.
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I will be eaten.
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Ive seen it. Theres an Avanza.
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The back window sticker is so big.
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HDCI.
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Harley Davidson Club Indonesia.
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Your car is an Avanza. You have a Harley. Who would believe that?
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No one would believe that.
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Its a rental sticker. No one would believe that.
00:31:04 - 00:31:06
A car is 100 million, a motorcycle is 500 million.
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I dont think it makes sense.
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Unless its Honda Beat Club Indonesia. Yes, I believe that.
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This is HDCI.
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Why is your motorcycles CC bigger than your car?
00:31:22 - 00:31:25
People who dress up dont make sense.
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It doesnt make sense.
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The back window sticker on the back window of a car is unique.
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Ive seen one with an Apple logo.
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On top of it, theres a Mekarsari fruit garden.
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I want to give you an idea. If you love fruits so much,
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you can stick another one on the right. Sunpride.
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The one thats taken from a banana.
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From an orange.
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The small ones are from Boston or something.
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People will see that you love fruits.
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Its so cool. On the back,
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Apple, Mekarsari, Sunpride.
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I know you love fruits, man.
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Theres another one that Im lazy to do.
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Pedal war.
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Real men use two pedals.
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Real men use three pedals.
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Its all the same.
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Your car is the same when youre driving.
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Except one is stepped on and youre driving on your own.
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Its cool. I have two pedals and Im driving on my own.
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Im driving on my own.
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I dont even use a driver. Why do you have to compete with each other?
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Ive never seen a sticker that says,
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Real men go to a safari park. Never.
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Tourist places are always crowded.
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Theres never a fight.
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Theres a sticker that says,
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Real men go to a safari park. Mekarsari. Never.
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You can see it in one car.
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Theres Mekarsari, theres a safari park,
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theres The Jungle,
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Bunga Nusantara Park.
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Theyre all friends.
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Tourist places are never a fight.
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Why do you have to fight over a pedal?
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Relax.
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Giraffes, geckos, the yellow ones.
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Relax. No one gets mad at Mekarsari.
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Everyone stays still.
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No one records the fruits.
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No one records the fruits.
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All the geckos stay still.
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Yellow ones stay still. Relax.
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Tourist places are calm.
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No one gets mad at the pedal.
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Theres another one thats getting more crowded.
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I hope youre not in this room.
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Happy family. Please.
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Youre so mean.
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If anyone uses it, please leave.
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Especially if youre an Agya.
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Youre a double.
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I have too much information.
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Every day Im in a traffic jam.
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Theres my dad,
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my mom,
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my brother.
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Sometimes theres the cat.
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What are you doing?
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Theres Meng. What are you doing? I dont need to know.
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Every day I have too many thoughts.
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Every time Im in a traffic jam,
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I have new information about peoples families.
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I change my route.
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My family is different. I have to memorize it.
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This is Ayah.
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This is Rio.
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And it always says happy family.
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I think the indicator of your familys happiness is on the sticker.
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You dont have to do that.
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You never stay still at home.
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Is your family unhappy?
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Why dont you have a happy family sticker on your car?
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Show the world your happy family.
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Ayah, Ibu.
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Why do you have a happy family?
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And I always see it on my private car.
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I never see it on the drivers seat.
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Happy drivers seat.
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Driver.
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Mothers coming home from the market.
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School kids.
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Thieves.
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Thats why we know.
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And it doesnt matter if theres a happy family sticker on your car.
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Its true.
00:35:11 - 00:35:15
When Im driving and I have to hit the car in front of me,
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if theres a happy family, I will still hit it.
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I wont hit it while Im driving.
00:35:21 - 00:35:23
No.
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I wont hit it while Im driving.
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I will just hit it when Im in trouble.
00:35:34 - 00:35:40
Theres another thing that has been rising in the last few years.
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Netizens.
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Netizens.
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How do you say that?
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Netizens make you feel cool.
00:35:48 - 00:35:50
Netizens gather to make an event.
00:35:50 - 00:35:52
Netizens challenge you.
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Its like when you go home during Eid.
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What do you do in the city now?
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Netizens.
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What do you do?
00:36:01 - 00:36:03
Internet. Technology.
00:36:05 - 00:36:07
Your job is so cool.
00:36:09 - 00:36:12
Its nice, right? Ill tell you. You have a job now.
00:36:12 - 00:36:15
When you go home, all you have to say is netizens in the village.
00:36:15 - 00:36:17
Your job is netizens. What is that?
00:36:17 - 00:36:19
Internet.
00:36:19 - 00:36:21
Netizens.
00:36:21 - 00:36:23
Netizens.
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There are so many netizens.
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Netizens are now the bad guys in the world.
00:36:27 - 00:36:29
So, Roky Patit is busy now.
00:36:31 - 00:36:33
Poor Roky Patit.
00:36:33 - 00:36:35
Hes confused.
00:36:35 - 00:36:37
Yesterday, was that a sin? No, thats netizens.
00:36:37 - 00:36:39
We dont have to mention it.
00:36:39 - 00:36:41
Thats just netizens.
00:36:41 - 00:36:43
But its already netizens.
00:36:44 - 00:36:46
Just be quiet, Roky Patit is waiting.
00:36:46 - 00:36:48
Just sit.
00:36:48 - 00:36:50
Like a toilet keeper.
00:36:50 - 00:36:52
We dont have to mention it.
00:36:52 - 00:36:54
Just netizens.
00:36:58 - 00:37:01
And there is a classification of weird netizens.
00:37:01 - 00:37:03
Some spread hoaxes.
00:37:03 - 00:37:06
Some spread weird pictures.
00:37:06 - 00:37:08
And followed by other stupid netizens.
00:37:08 - 00:37:10
Have you seen it?
00:37:10 - 00:37:14
Ive seen it on Facebook. There are pictures of girls swimming in the lake.
00:37:14 - 00:37:16
Wearing swimsuits.
00:37:16 - 00:37:19
Its like this. When you like, the number of likes will go down.
00:37:21 - 00:37:23
Thats what makes me sad.
00:37:23 - 00:37:25
The sadder I am, I see the comments.
00:37:25 - 00:37:27
Like, like, like. The likes are a lot.
00:37:27 - 00:37:29
Like, like, like. The likes are tens of thousands.
00:37:29 - 00:37:31
You hope the number of likes will go down.
00:37:31 - 00:37:33
Why are Indonesians so stupid?
00:37:39 - 00:37:41
Have you seen it?
00:37:41 - 00:37:44
When you say amen, a miracle will happen in your life.
00:37:44 - 00:37:46
I see the comments, amen, amen, amen.
00:37:46 - 00:37:48
Nothing will happen.
00:37:48 - 00:37:50
A miracle will happen. Your quota will be gone.
00:37:50 - 00:37:52
There is no miracle there.
00:37:57 - 00:38:00
There is another netizen whose hobby is this.
00:38:00 - 00:38:02
Grammar Nazi.
00:38:02 - 00:38:05
Correcting peoples EJD.
00:38:06 - 00:38:09
The point is he doesnt care what argument is corrected by the EJD.
00:38:10 - 00:38:12
You can just pass on important information.
00:38:12 - 00:38:14
Like, there was a Godzilla in Jakarta.
00:38:14 - 00:38:16
He said, hey, Jakarta has a big J.
00:38:17 - 00:38:19
Thats not the point. There is a Godzilla.
00:38:19 - 00:38:21
No, it has a big J. Not a small J.
00:38:21 - 00:38:23
Do you love Indonesia? Indonesian language?
00:38:24 - 00:38:26
He doesnt care about the content of the information.
00:38:26 - 00:38:29
The important thing is, does the EJD have something wrong?
00:38:29 - 00:38:31
He keeps looking for it.
00:38:33 - 00:38:35
There was another one, when the election was held.
00:38:35 - 00:38:37
It was so crowded. Everyone joined in.
00:38:37 - 00:38:40
You have to choose this governor, that governor, that governor.
00:38:40 - 00:38:42
Where do you live? In Bekasi.
00:38:42 - 00:38:44
Why do you have to join?
00:38:45 - 00:38:47
Just shut up.
00:38:51 - 00:38:53
You live in Krawang. Why do you have to join?
00:38:53 - 00:38:55
Just take care of Mekarta.
00:39:00 - 00:39:03
Did you see the ad? Dad, Mom, I want to move to Mekarta.
00:39:03 - 00:39:05
The only one who moved is my son.
00:39:05 - 00:39:10
Did you teach him?
00:39:11 - 00:39:13
Because his parents didnt say anything.
00:39:13 - 00:39:15
I want to move to Mekarta. Our son is grown up.
00:39:15 - 00:39:17
He has the courage to move by himself.
00:39:21 - 00:39:23
Netizens are crazy.
00:39:23 - 00:39:25
How do you say it?
00:39:25 - 00:39:27
Netizens are intimidating.
00:39:29 - 00:39:33
I hope netizens will have their own hell.
00:39:33 - 00:39:35
Hell is like the hell of Jahannam.
00:39:35 - 00:39:37
This is the hell of netizens.
00:39:39 - 00:39:41
I know that God sees this and improves it.
00:39:41 - 00:39:43
This is the hell of netizens.
00:39:44 - 00:39:47
This is the hell of a perfect world.
00:39:47 - 00:39:49
Where no one can be criticized.
00:39:51 - 00:39:54
I think there is a picture of a girl wearing a headband.
00:39:54 - 00:39:56
When she says amen, she will be opened.
00:39:56 - 00:39:58
When people say amen, they will be opened for real.
00:39:58 - 00:40:00
I mean, its a lie.
00:40:00 - 00:40:04
Its like hell.
00:40:06 - 00:40:08
You cant lie to people anymore?
00:40:08 - 00:40:10
God, Im sorry.
00:40:11 - 00:40:13
Its true, right?
00:40:14 - 00:40:16
God, Im sorry.
00:40:18 - 00:40:22
In the hell of netizens, everyones EYD is correct.
00:40:22 - 00:40:26
Zaman, napas, apotek, antri.
00:40:26 - 00:40:28
Kuitansi using kuwi.
00:40:28 - 00:40:30
Everything is correct.
00:40:30 - 00:40:32
In the beginning, in the first sentence, there is nothing wrong.
00:40:32 - 00:40:34
So they want to correct it.
00:40:34 - 00:40:36
God, Im sorry.
00:40:37 - 00:40:40
In this world, no one corrects people.
00:40:40 - 00:40:42
Suddenly, they can be corrected again.
00:40:42 - 00:40:44
They are tortured in hell.
00:40:44 - 00:40:46
Tortured.
00:40:47 - 00:40:49
In the hell of netizens, in the perfect world,
00:40:50 - 00:40:52
Ahok is an Islamic person.
00:40:53 - 00:40:55
From Javanese descent.
00:40:55 - 00:40:57
Supported by PKS and FPI.
00:40:57 - 00:40:59
And his nickname is Panji.
00:40:59 - 00:41:01
Thank you everyone. Good night.
00:41:08 - 00:41:10
I dont know what to say.
00:41:10 - 00:41:12
Thank you for coming.
00:41:12 - 00:41:15
I didnt expect to make an event in such a big place like this.
00:41:15 - 00:41:17
And with so many viewers.
00:41:20 - 00:41:23
Even though its not full, but Im so happy.
00:41:23 - 00:41:25
Im so happy.
00:41:25 - 00:41:27
People have known me for a long time.
00:41:27 - 00:41:29
Those who know me in Indosiair,
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they know that I can stand up too.
00:41:33 - 00:41:35
Thats it. Thank you. I hope you go home safe.
00:41:35 - 00:42:03
See you in the future. Thank you everyone.
00:42:05 - 00:42:11
Thank you for watching.
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