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26 Juni 2024

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Welcome to Gilang Baskara Live at Theatre Jakarta.

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Thank you so much for coming.

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Wow.

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Hi.

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Its so crowded.

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If youre not aware of the title, or youre not aware of the yellow background,

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my name is Gilang Baskara.

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If youre not aware, youll be like, oh thats what it means.

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If you meet me outside, just call me Gilang.

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If youre new to me, youll know me as Gilbas.

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And if youre not aware, its Gilang Baskara in short. Gilbas.

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Who knows.

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But I lost my name when I was in high school.

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Because in high school, we were called by our fathers name.

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In high school, the report book was a holy book.

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More holy than the Quran at that time.

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Because if the report book was taken, there was a fathers name and a mothers name.

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It took us three years to get it.

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So in high school, the kids were still young.

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But they were called by their parents.

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When we were playing soccer, they were like, Waluyo, Oper, Waluyo.

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Widodo, come here Widodo.

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Bambang, come here.

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We were still in high school.

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And at that time, my fathers name was Wahyu.

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I was fine with being called Wahyu, Wahyu, Wahyu.

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But I didnt like it when I was learning about Islam.

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Because usually the teacher would ask, who were Wahyus children sent to?

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Gilangbu!

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So in high school, I admitted to being a Muslim.

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There were followers.

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Wheres Mr. Wahyu?

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Where is he? Oh, there he is.

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There he is. Hey, Mr. Wahyu.

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He just got dismissed. He wasnt there.

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Did you see the light?

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So I made this in Bandung.

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In April, if you didnt know, there were only 200 people.

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Because thats the size of the place.

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There were so many, two floors. Why did I make this?

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The closer the day got, the more I was like, what is this?

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Last week, I watched Kukus special.

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It was so funny. What if Im here next week?

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Because when you watch other peoples specials,

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its like, damn, I have to make a special too.

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But as time goes by, the closer we get,

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its like, what am I doing making a special?

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The closer I get, its different.

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Its like, what am I doing being a comic?

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I should find a job that doesnt require me to be jealous of my colleague.

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Like a gas station.

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Has he ever been jealous of his colleague?

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Gas station workers are cooler.

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I have to be cooler.

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Or a robot operator.

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A robot operator.

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Or an animal robot operator at a mall.

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Has he ever been jealous of his colleague?

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Because everyone is like this.

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I hate my life.

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They realize that no one is cooler than them.

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Theyre just like this.

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While their parents are videoing from the side.

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While their parents are videoing from the side.

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And Im too confused.

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I just want a show.

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I dont want to be burdened by thinking about the title.

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Whats the name of the show?

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In the end, the name is Gilang Baskara Live at Theatre Jakarta.

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Thats it.

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The one in Bandung is also not so special.

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Because its been a month since they wanted to sell tickets.

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Because if they wanted to sell tickets, they didnt have a name.

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Until now, the WhatsApp group in Bandung is still called Show 15 April.

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Because I only use the name Show 15 April.

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I dont have a name yet.

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But I realize that if I use the name Show 15 April, its not good.

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Its like a political movement.

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Surat Perintah 11 March.

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Gerakan 30 September PKI.

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Show 15 April.

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On the same day.

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Bela Islam 212.

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Its on the same day.

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What is Gilang doing?

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There was even an interview.

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How about Gilang Show?

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I was like, what is this?

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I felt like a woman.

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A Dorje woman.

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Like Dorje Show.

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Its cool because if I use the name Gilang Show, I might be the first stand-up show with a tagline.

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Gilang Show Show Show.

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Gilang Show Show Show. Its so weird.

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Luckily it didnt happen.

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Now its not so special. Gilang Baskara Live at Theatre Jakarta.

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Thats the story.

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I dont mean that.

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I have a question.

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Who knows me from...

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Compas TV, please give me a hand. From Suci.

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So many of you.

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Im so happy.

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Youve been watching for a long time, right?

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Does anyone know me from Indosiar?

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Wow.

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Shes laughing at Compas.

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She just found out now.

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There are a few.

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Because there are none in Bandung.

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Try again. Who knows me from Indosiar?

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Who just found out Im from Indosiar?

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You dont admit it now?

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Are you embarrassed to watch Indosiar?

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Are you afraid of being found out if youre in the lower segment?

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No, because Indosiar is...

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Its true that Indosiar has a lot of viewers.

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A lot of A-class viewers, but there are more C-class viewers.

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So I think theyre embarrassed.

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The second time, they dont want to admit it.

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Theyll know I like Bintang Pantura.

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Bintang Pantura.

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In Terong.

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At the Asian Academy.

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There are a lot.

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Or does anyone know me from Mio Z?

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No one knows?

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Mio Z.

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Theres an ad for my billboard everywhere.

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No wonder the contract is only six months.

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No one knows.

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Did anyone buy the motorbike?

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Oh well.

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I dont sell much.

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I want to talk about...

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The beginning of my career.

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Stand up.

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The first time I opened a mic in Bandung.

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Because I studied in Bandung.

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The first time I opened a mic was in 2011.

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Young Lex asked in 2011...

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What do you want to be when you grow up?

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Theyre being sarcastic.

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So...

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So in 2011 was the first time I did a stand up.

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Because I was in Bandung.

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I studied in UNPAR.

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The Catholic University of Parayangan.

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My friends.

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Is there anyone from UNPAR in the audience?

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Oh there is?

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Great.

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So if youre from Jakarta and dont know,

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the university in Bandung is called the Catholic University of Parayangan.

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In short, UNPAR.

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Or in Sundanese, its called the Parirem University.

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Parirem is in Merem. Because theres a lot of Chinese.

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Im serious.

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Im serious.

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Theres a lot of Chinese there.

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Why am I Chinese?

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Theres a lot of Chinese there.

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Because theres a lot of Chinese.

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I started in 2007.

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I lived there for a long time.

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Then in 2008, I started cosplaying.

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I was cosplaying next to UNPAR.

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It was a boys dormitory.

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Why am I laughing?

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Whats wrong with me?

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Im laughing when I hear the word dormitory.

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Ive never cosplayed before.

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It was a boys dormitory.

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There were a lot of girls.

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There were about 20 rooms.

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There were only 11 boys.

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I was the only one.

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The other 10 were all Chinese.

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All Chinese.

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My friends names were Yang.

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They were all Chinese.

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My friends names were Alvin.

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Teddy.

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William.

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Edwin.

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Those are names that are impossible if theyre not Chinese.

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William. Teddy.

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Its true.

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Why are you laughing at peoples names?

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Its true.

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Im serious.

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I was afraid Id get bored.

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Because I started in 2008,

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whereas I started in 2007, so I was a bit of a senior.

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So most of them were born in 2008.

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And for 5 years,

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I cosplayed there.

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I was called Kogilang.

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Oh my God.

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Kogilang is Edwins nickname.

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Kogilang, Kogilang.

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They called him Kogilang.

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Look at him.

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Brown skin, eyes like this, curly hair.

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Kogilang.

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Brown skin like this, what is it?

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Koko Krunch.

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At first, I thought they respected me for calling me Koko Krunch.

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But it turned out to be a joke.

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Kogilang Koko Krunch.

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Koko Krunch.

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Even though he was born in a wheat field,

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which was sprinkled with chocolate.

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Kogilang is a bit weird.

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I got used to it.

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Why do I look like Koko?

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Do I wear a necklace?

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Do I wear a dragon suit?

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No.

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Do I wear Crocs?

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No.

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Why do I look like Koko?

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Seriously, I got used to it.

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Do I wear Crocs?

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Everyone called me Kogilang.

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Kogilang, Kogilang.

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Because I just felt...

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the diversity in the campus.

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When I was in college.

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Because,

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I was in Islamic elementary school in Jakarta.

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National high school, 41.

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National high school, 34.

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Most of them were Muslim.

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I was in Catholic University in Parayangan.

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It was full of different things.

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It was full of people from all over Indonesia.

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And all kinds of religions.

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I was like, Indonesia is like this.

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There are so many weird people.

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Not weird, but all kinds of people.

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Not weird, but all kinds of people.

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I never felt that way.

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Because there are a lot of Muslims in national high school.

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And mostly,

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there are a lot of Chinese, Papuans.

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It was amazing.

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And my close friends,

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the closest campus circle,

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most of them were Christians.

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When I had a show in Bandung,

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6 people came from Jakarta to watch me in Bandung.

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They were all Christians.

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They were my closest friends.

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I was so happy to play with them.

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They were so kind.

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Sometimes when I play with them,

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I feel sad when I look at them.

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You are my friend. You are so kind.

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But I am the only one going to heaven.

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Oh God.

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Oh God.

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Oh God.

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Why is it like this?

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Its sad when you laugh.

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You are your friend in this world.

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Playing together.

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But you cant bring them to heaven.

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Oh God.

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So, whenever they invite me to play,

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I will join them.

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So we can feel the joy of this Fana world.

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Come on.

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Where do you want to go?

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I was so happy. They were so kind.

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So, for those who just know me from Indosiar,

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Let me tell you, I can do stand up.

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Not just sitting and watching the contestants.

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I can do it.

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Dont think my skill is just sitting and wearing weird costume.

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No. I can do it.

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I can do this.

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Who knows, someone who just knows me from Indosiar,

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will make a show. What is he doing? Just sitting for two hours.

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What is he doing with the show?

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So, at that time, I was in Suci 2.

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Kompas TV. Stand Up Comedy Indonesia Kompas TV.

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2012. Season 2.

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Alhamdulillah, I won the second place.

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At that time, I thought it was cool.

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But now, its not cool to win the second place.

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Winning the second place means you are almost funny.

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Almost.

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A little bit more funny.

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For those who dont know,

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the winner is Gepa Mungkas,

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who is always dating on Instagram.

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You know, right?

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You know, right?

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Instagram.

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NG, NG, NG, NG, NG.

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EG.

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EG, EG, EG, EG.

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EG.

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EG, EG, EG, EG.

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What is that?

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Thats the first place.

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The third place is Kemal Palevi Anjay.

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You know him, right?

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Crazy, Kemal.

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Cool.

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And for those who dont know,

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Gepa Mungkas and I went to the same campus.

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We were in the same class.

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I was in 2007, he was in 2006.

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He was older and he liked to smile.

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So, in Season 2,

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there were five people from Bandung.

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Two of them made it to the finals.

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Both of them were from Unpar.

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When I knew that I made it to the finals,

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both of them from Unpar, I was like...

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My imagination was that I would be in the newspaper

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about the acceptance of a new student from Unpar.

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An achievement.

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One and two winners.

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I was holding the trophy.

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Sigi was pinching his girlfriends cheek.

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My imagination was like that.

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Both of them from Unpar.

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It turned out that...

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In the same year, 2012,

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Unpar had a nature lover called Mahitala.

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They were cool.

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Mahitala Unpar in 2012,

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conquered seven summits in the world.

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Seven summits.

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They conquered them in 2012.

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Who do you think made it to the newspaper?

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Its useless.

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I shouldnt have become a comedian.

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I should have climbed a mountain or something.

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So I could have an achievement.

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And life when youre on TV.

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I was in Suci for four months.

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Four months. But in Kompas,

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there werent many people watching.

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Four months on TV,

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and when its over, youre a two-time champion.

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Your life feels like youre famous.

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Its different when you go out to the mall.

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Feel it if youre famous.

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Its not true.

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When I go to the mall,

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when people see me, theyre like,

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are they looking at me because Im famous?

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Its true.

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After Suci, I was like that.

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Even though sometimes...

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From one mall, only one person asked for a photo.

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Sometimes, when someone asks for a photo, Im the one whos embarrassed.

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Because when you ask for a photo,

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people around you will look at you.

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There must be a lot of people who dont know.

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Who is he taking a photo with?

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Is he famous? Is he a foreigner?

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No. Who is he taking a photo with?

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Sometimes, Im embarrassed.

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Im happy when people recognize me, but Im embarrassed too.

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And when Suci,

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I remember it was in June.

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June of 2002.

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After that, I lived as a comedian.

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But I just realized that Im not that famous.

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Who is famous? G and Kemal.

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Admit it. G and Kemal are famous in Edan.

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Because Im in the middle.

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No one knows.

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No one knows.

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Im like a missing link.

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Evolutionary theory.

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From monkey to human, theres a missing link in the middle.

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This is me.

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Im like...

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A missing link.

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I dont mean that humans are monkey and Kemal.

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No. I didnt say that.

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But if...

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If Im in a program, I dont say that.

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It means you agree with everything.

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Saying the name of a Chinese person is in a program.

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Saying Kemal is a monkey is in a program.

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Whats wrong with you? The audience is so mean.

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Im not that famous.

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I just realized that Kemal and G have a lot of jobs.

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Im like...

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Im just like this.

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From my followers, their followers are so high.

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My followers are so few. They dont even know me.

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They were even made a program with Kompas TV.

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The host.

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Both of them.

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The winner is one and the winner is three.

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Where am I?

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Where am I?

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In the era of Indonesian Youtubers,

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when there were a lot of people,

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theres SkinnyIndonesian24.

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You must know him.

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They made a program on Youtube.

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Youtubers versus Comedians.

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Andovi and Jovi versus...

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Kemal and G.

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I wasnt invited again.

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It doesnt mean I want to hang out with Youtubers.

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But I want to.

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I want to.

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I dont want to hang out with Youtubers.

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But I want to.

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Yo, whats up?

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I want to.

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Why am I not famous?

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I was second place.

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When I was third place, I wasnt that funny.

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So when I was third place...

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I was more famous.

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If you pay attention, Suci and the others,

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they were all second place.

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Ardit, Abdur, Akbar.

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They were all famous.

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And after I was second place,

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I always got a motorbike.

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I didnt get a motorbike.

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I didnt get famous. What am I doing?

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Even in Suca,

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G was a good judge. Kemal was a good judge too.

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I was a mentor.

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I taught my kids.

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And the judge was the third place winner.

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Damn it.

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Damn it.

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What is this?

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I was second place.

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What am I doing? I was second place.

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So sad.

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So sad.

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There was a moment that made me realize

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that I wasnt famous.

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I was in Bandung.

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If youve ever been to Bandung,

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you know theres a gang called Sekelewa.

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Its a small gang.

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I was walking there alone at night.

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I was walking.

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Because the road was narrow.

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There were mothers and fathers.

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The fathers were taking their bikes out.

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The mothers were waiting with their helmets on.

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Can you see?

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The fathers were like,

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Is it going to take long, sir?

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He was wearing a jacket and helmet.

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He was ready to go.

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The fathers were like,

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This is a small house.

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He was in a position to back off.

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This is his house. I was walking from there.

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I was just walking.

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The mother was looking at me.

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She was like,

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She was really looking at me.

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I was like, I think she knows me.

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Just like the famous road.

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I was just walking.

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After that,

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the mother whispered to the fathers.

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Even though she whispered,

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I could hear it.

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Because it was the famous road.

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It was like I was bitten by a spider.

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I could hear it. She must be trying to talk to me.

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The mother was like,

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Sir.

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Thats Mr. Gepamungkas.

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I was like, oh my God!

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I was walking.

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Sir, thats Mr. Gepamungkas.

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I was like, what is this?

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She really thought I was Gepamungkas.

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Gepamungkas.

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I was like,

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I dont know why the mother thought I was Gepamungkas.

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The logic is that she was watching the finals.

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Right?

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Because she knew my face.

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So she was watching the finals.

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Only the two of us were there.

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Me and Gepamungkas.

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I was there for three rounds.

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Three rounds, three stand-ups.

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Maybe she didnt know me.

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How did the mother watch it?

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Maybe she was watching the finals.

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Gepamungkas was watching TV.

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The second stand-up.

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Oh, she went to the toilet first.

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She went back.

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The second stand-up. She watched it again.

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How could she do that?

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Or maybe she thought the two of us in the finals

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were Gepamungkas.

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How could she?

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How could she?

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Gepamungkas.

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I was like,

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is there anyone who looks like Gepamungkas?

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I was just walking normally.

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I wasnt like,

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Good evening, Im Ismail!

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I wasnt like that.

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I was just walking normally.

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Welcome to my show!

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I wasnt like that.

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I was just walking normally.

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I wasnt like this to my girlfriend.

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I was just walking normally.

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I was just walking normally.

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I was just walking normally.

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The more I think about it,

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I dont think Im famous.

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So after 2012,

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2013,

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Semarangs stand-up was their anniversary.

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They invited the three of us.

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We were just a rising star.

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They invited the three of us.

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And then,

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before the show, it was night.

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In the afternoon, there was a meet and greet.

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So some VIP tickets could meet and greet.

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We entered the cafe.

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There were a lot of people.

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The first one who entered the cafe was G.

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The girls were screaming.

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Have you ever heard a scream that made your ears go like this?

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G! G!

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It was like seeing God or something.

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Gepamungkas!

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After that, I was the second one to enter.

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I was silent.

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I entered and sat next to G.

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Thats it.

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The last one was Kemal. He entered and screamed.

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Kemal!

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I was like, what am I doing here?

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Did they invite the wrong people?

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They were screaming.

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I was silent.

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Was it just for their resting place?

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Or what?

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I was so sad.

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What am I doing here?

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Oh God.

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After that, the meet and greet was a Q&A.

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I only asked G and Kemal.

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After the meet and greet, no one asked me.

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For Gods sake.

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Until G, no one wanted to ask Gilang.

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I was like, does no one know me?

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Oh God. I just wanted to go back to Jakarta.

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What am I doing there?

00:25:06 - 00:25:08

The posters were so big.

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There were three of us.

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I was so sad.

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I was so sad.

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Thats when I realized that being the second person is not a good thing.

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I was like, youre right.

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Let me tell you this.

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Being the second person is not a good thing.

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You all know who the first person is.

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Neil Armstrong.

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All kids know it.

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Neil Armstrong was the first to be born.

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The second one? Who cares?

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The second one?

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Who knows?

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As far as I know, the second one was Buzz Aldrin.

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So, there were three of them on the lunar module.

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One of them was the pilot.

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Then the lunar module took off.

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It landed on the moon.

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There were Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin.

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The distance between them and the lunar module was only 20 minutes.

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20 minutes that determined their birth.

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Read the history. Its true.

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The distance was 20 minutes.

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That was in 1969.

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I bet they were aware of it.

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That year, there was a competition with Russia.

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We were going to be so cool.

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The first one to land was going to be famous.

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It was going to be on Line Today.

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They didnt see it.

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Neil, hey Buzz.

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Get the equipment ready.

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Armstrong is already wearing his helmet.

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Buzz Aldrin, I think your helmet is dirty.

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Neil! Neil! Hes already landed!

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Neil! Oh my God, he landed.

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Im not famous. What do I do?

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Oh my God.

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He turned around and landed on the ship.

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Did he land? Did he?

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He landed. 20 minutes later, he just landed.

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Neil was underneath him.

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Yeah, he just landed.

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Hes on his way.

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Hes not famous.

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Poor guy.

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The three of them didnt have helmets.

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Hes not famous.

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Hes not famous anymore.

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I was the runner-up in Suci 2.

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I felt like Budiono when I was in elementary school.

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I felt like Budiono when I was in elementary school.

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Its like no one knows.

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You know people are there, but you dont know what theyre doing.

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Who was the presidents representative back then?

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Looking at a picture in class.

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Oh, Garuda.

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I know what its like to be Budiono.

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From there, I started my career as a full-time stand-up comedian.

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Until now. Thank God Im still alive.

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And its not easy. I think there are a few things that are not easy to do as a comedian.

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Especially when...

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At first, I was happy.

00:28:16 - 00:28:18

Ive never been jealous.

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Most of my friends work in an office.

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But Im not jealous. Its like 9 to 5 every day.

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Jakarta, traffic jam. Im not always like that.

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Sometimes I work on Saturdays, sometimes I dont.

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Even though most of them dont.

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When it comes to income, I dare to argue with them.

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But the worst thing is when youre in a meeting.

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Or when youre gathering with your family.

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Because of course youre asked, what do you do now?

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If youre with your family, its nice.

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If its someone elses job, where do you work now?

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I work at Pertamina.

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Where do you work? I work at a bank.

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They say, now youre a stand-up comedian.

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Come on, stand up!

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Come on, just 5 minutes.

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Come on, stand up!

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Thats not fun at all.

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Now the problem is, stand-up is a job.

00:29:03 - 00:29:05

Whats that sound?

00:29:07 - 00:29:09

Why is there a phone thats not turned off?

00:29:09 - 00:29:11

The brand must be Chong Chong Hang.

00:29:11 - 00:29:13

It cant be silenced.

00:29:13 - 00:29:15

The battery must be turned off.

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Why buy a phone thats a bit expensive?

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I mean, stand-up is a job.

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Im not doing social work.

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Im not wasting my time. Its not a hobby.

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Id rather be at home than doing this.

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Im doing a job.

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Stand-up is a job.

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I mean, if you want to be fair,

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everyone has to show their job.

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Its just a job.

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Its fun.

00:29:43 - 00:29:45

Where do you work now? At Pertamina.

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Can you fill up my car?

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5 liters.

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Dont be arrogant. Pertamina.

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Because of that, I know...

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how it feels like to be a tailor at a reunion.

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Youre a tailor now, right?

00:30:06 - 00:30:08

Come on, tailor.

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5 centimeters.

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Tidy it up.

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Dont.

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If you have a friend whos good at dancing and singing,

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dont tell them. They wont like it.

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Its sad to be a comic.

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To be a comedian.

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Usually when youre on stage,

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doing a job in the back,

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you like to talk after you eat.

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You have the audience with you.

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We really like to be joked by people.

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Like when youre eating.

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Sir.

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Yes, what is it?

00:30:42 - 00:30:44

I was about to stop.

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Do you know what is a fake but many people still buy it?

00:30:46 - 00:30:48

What is it?

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All of a sudden?

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What is it?

00:30:54 - 00:30:56

A fake tooth?

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Do you use it in your jokes?

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Do you use it like that?

00:31:06 - 00:31:08

It happens a lot.

00:31:08 - 00:31:10

Comedians know it too.

00:31:10 - 00:31:12

There are people who find it funny.

00:31:12 - 00:31:14

Youre a comedian, right?

00:31:14 - 00:31:16

I find it funny when Im joked.

00:31:16 - 00:31:18

Yes, sir.

00:31:18 - 00:31:20

I have jokes. No, no.

00:31:20 - 00:31:22

No, sir. No jokes.

00:31:22 - 00:31:24

I have jokes.

00:31:26 - 00:31:28

Where did they get the funny references from?

00:31:28 - 00:31:30

It must be from Dagelan.

00:31:32 - 00:31:34

It must be a meme from an Indonesian comic.

00:31:34 - 00:31:36

Funny.

00:31:36 - 00:31:38

Theres another thing.

00:31:38 - 00:31:40

When Im in the back,

00:31:40 - 00:31:42

after the event or before the show,

00:31:42 - 00:31:44

Im accompanied by the L.O.

00:31:44 - 00:31:46

We talk. We just talk.

00:31:48 - 00:31:50

Youre serious, right?

00:31:50 - 00:31:52

Yes, we just talk.

00:31:52 - 00:31:54

I thought it was always funny.

00:31:54 - 00:31:56

What?

00:31:57 - 00:31:59

I thought it was always funny.

00:32:01 - 00:32:03

Comedians dont go to funny places.

00:32:03 - 00:32:06

Im sure Iko Wais doesnt go to silly places.

00:32:08 - 00:32:10

Right?

00:32:15 - 00:32:17

Im sure even though I dont know Iko,

00:32:17 - 00:32:19

Im sure when he goes to Indomaret,

00:32:19 - 00:32:21

he goes shopping as usual.

00:32:25 - 00:32:27

He wont go to Indomaret and be like,

00:32:27 - 00:32:29

Maam!

00:32:29 - 00:32:31

I bought some candies.

00:32:31 - 00:32:33

Here.

00:32:41 - 00:32:43

As usual.

00:32:43 - 00:32:45

Its not always funny.

00:32:45 - 00:32:47

Hes just a normal person.

00:32:47 - 00:32:49

Its funny too.

00:32:50 - 00:32:52

And its a comic.

00:32:52 - 00:32:54

Im a bit lazy when I go home from the airport,

00:32:54 - 00:32:56

from outside the city.

00:32:56 - 00:32:58

Usually I take an Uber or something.

00:32:58 - 00:33:00

I take a taxi.

00:33:00 - 00:33:02

Chat with people.

00:33:02 - 00:33:04

Im lazy when Im asked what I do for a living.

00:33:04 - 00:33:06

I usually admit other things.

00:33:06 - 00:33:08

From outside the city, what do I do?

00:33:08 - 00:33:10

What do I do for a living?

00:33:10 - 00:33:12

I usually admit other things. Like a journalist, a writer.

00:33:12 - 00:33:14

Because Im lazy to say Im a stand-up comedian.

00:33:14 - 00:33:16

There are two kinds of laziness.

00:33:16 - 00:33:18

The first one is when...

00:33:18 - 00:33:20

He doesnt know.

00:33:22 - 00:33:24

If someone asks me what I do,

00:33:24 - 00:33:26

it means he doesnt know me.

00:33:26 - 00:33:28

Its obvious. Who is this person?

00:33:28 - 00:33:30

He doesnt know.

00:33:30 - 00:33:32

If I say Im a stand-up comedian,

00:33:32 - 00:33:34

hell look at the middle of the screen and be like...

00:33:36 - 00:33:38

Who is this?

00:33:38 - 00:33:40

Suci, whats your rank?

00:33:40 - 00:33:42

Im second.

00:33:42 - 00:33:44

With whom?

00:33:44 - 00:33:46

With Kemal.

00:33:47 - 00:33:49

Oh, I see. I dont know you.

00:33:49 - 00:33:51

Hell be like, damn it. Im second.

00:33:55 - 00:33:57

Or theres another one. After we say...

00:33:58 - 00:34:00

stand-up comedian, hell be like Soto.

00:34:00 - 00:34:02

Theres a driver like that.

00:34:02 - 00:34:04

From outside the city.

00:34:04 - 00:34:06

What do you do for a living?

00:34:06 - 00:34:08

What do I do for a living?

00:34:08 - 00:34:10

Stand-up comedian.

00:34:10 - 00:34:12

No wonder.

00:34:12 - 00:34:14

Hell be like, I saw you and I know who you are.

00:34:14 - 00:34:16

Yes, I know.

00:34:18 - 00:34:20

Suci, whats your rank?

00:34:20 - 00:34:22

Damn, the question is the same.

00:34:22 - 00:34:24

Kemal, Im second.

00:34:24 - 00:34:26

Thats it.

00:34:27 - 00:34:29

Hell be like, I dont know you.

00:34:29 - 00:34:31

No wonder. Ive seen you before.

00:34:33 - 00:34:35

Ive seen you on TV.

00:34:35 - 00:34:37

I think hes watching a Mio Z commercial.

00:34:37 - 00:34:41

Have you met me before?

00:34:43 - 00:34:45

Mio Z commercial is sad.

00:34:46 - 00:34:50

Im sure Yamaha only wants Gae and Kemal for the first time.

00:34:51 - 00:34:54

Gae and Kemal are handsome. Theyre suitable for our commercial.

00:34:54 - 00:34:56

But Mio Z has three colors.

00:34:59 - 00:35:01

And they just googled it.

00:35:01 - 00:35:03

Oh, there are two winners.

00:35:03 - 00:35:07

Finally, I was invited.

00:35:07 - 00:35:11

Of course, Gae and Kemal came out of nowhere.

00:35:11 - 00:35:13

Of course, there are two winners.

00:35:15 - 00:35:17

Why is it so sad?

00:35:17 - 00:35:20

They made it here. Thats why its not full.

00:35:20 - 00:35:25

And the reason I like being a comedian is because Ive been to a lot of cities in Indonesia.

00:35:26 - 00:35:28

Its not my first time on a plane.

00:35:28 - 00:35:32

But its my first time experiencing business class.

00:35:32 - 00:35:34

Have you ever experienced business class?

00:35:34 - 00:35:37

I dont think so. You look like an economist.

00:35:37 - 00:35:39

Ive never experienced business class.

00:35:40 - 00:35:42

Ive experienced it twice.

00:35:42 - 00:35:44

The first time was with Panji.

00:35:44 - 00:35:46

The second time was with Gae.

00:35:46 - 00:35:48

The third time was with Kemal.

00:35:48 - 00:35:50

Ive experienced it twice. The first time was with Panji.

00:35:50 - 00:35:52

So, I didnt take care of it.

00:35:52 - 00:35:56

The second time, I went alone from Surabaya to Jakarta.

00:35:56 - 00:35:59

I bought a first class, I mean business class, Garuda.

00:35:59 - 00:36:02

I bought the ticket and the EO.

00:36:02 - 00:36:04

I went home alone.

00:36:04 - 00:36:06

When you see people,

00:36:06 - 00:36:08

When you first get on a plane, youll think theyre ignorant.

00:36:08 - 00:36:11

Youll be ignorant if you do something for the first time.

00:36:11 - 00:36:13

I got a business class ticket and I was ignorant.

00:36:13 - 00:36:15

Where do I check in?

00:36:15 - 00:36:18

I saw that most of the queues are for economics.

00:36:18 - 00:36:19

Where do I check in?

00:36:19 - 00:36:21

I wanted to ask the people in the queue.

00:36:21 - 00:36:22

Whats the ticket for?

00:36:22 - 00:36:25

Oh, economics. Business class. Where is it?

00:36:26 - 00:36:29

Where is the queue for business class?

00:36:31 - 00:36:34

Its a long queue. Lion, CityLink.

00:36:34 - 00:36:36

Where is business class?

00:36:37 - 00:36:39

Where is business class?

00:36:39 - 00:36:41

Because its different.

00:36:41 - 00:36:43

The queue is just on the sofa. No queue.

00:36:43 - 00:36:45

I was like, this is so cool.

00:36:45 - 00:36:47

I was with businessmen.

00:36:47 - 00:36:50

The ones who carried small suitcases.

00:36:50 - 00:36:52

Like up in the air, George Clooney.

00:36:52 - 00:36:54

Carrying suitcases everywhere.

00:36:54 - 00:36:56

I was wearing shorts and a t-shirt. I was like, this is so cool.

00:36:56 - 00:36:58

I was with these people.

00:36:58 - 00:37:00

I was like, this is so cool. They paid for the ticket.

00:37:00 - 00:37:02

I was like, this is so cool.

00:37:03 - 00:37:05

Coolness is not only when youre in a queue.

00:37:05 - 00:37:07

But when you get on a plane.

00:37:08 - 00:37:10

You meet a flight attendant. Where do you sit?

00:37:10 - 00:37:13

I was like, business class.

00:37:13 - 00:37:15

Business class, maam.

00:37:15 - 00:37:17

You can see my seat in the front.

00:37:17 - 00:37:19

Business class.

00:37:19 - 00:37:21

I never felt that happy when I met a flight attendant.

00:37:21 - 00:37:22

Business class.

00:37:22 - 00:37:24

Because usually, when youre in a queue,

00:37:24 - 00:37:26

you buy a lion.

00:37:26 - 00:37:28

You put it in a bag. Where do you sit?

00:37:28 - 00:37:30

11F. I know. 11F.

00:37:30 - 00:37:32

I know. You put it up there and sit.

00:37:32 - 00:37:34

I know. I know.

00:37:34 - 00:37:36

No need to ask again, flight attendant.

00:37:36 - 00:37:39

I know.

00:37:41 - 00:37:43

If youre in a business class, youre proud to be asked.

00:37:43 - 00:37:46

If youre asked by a flight attendant, youre like, I know.

00:37:46 - 00:37:48

Business class, maam.

00:37:48 - 00:37:50

You sit.

00:37:50 - 00:37:52

When you sit, youre in the front.

00:37:53 - 00:37:55

Economical people are in a queue.

00:37:57 - 00:37:59

When I sit, theres already orange juice.

00:37:59 - 00:38:06

Im in a queue.

00:38:07 - 00:38:09

I use a warm towel.

00:38:09 - 00:38:11

Its full in the back, right?

00:38:16 - 00:38:18

The first thing I do when I sit in a plane,

00:38:18 - 00:38:20

usually the seat is big, right?

00:38:20 - 00:38:22

The first thing I do is...

00:38:22 - 00:38:24

get on and off the seat.

00:38:24 - 00:38:26

Thats so fun. Have you ever done that?

00:38:26 - 00:38:28

Economical people dont feel it.

00:38:28 - 00:38:30

Economical people.

00:38:30 - 00:38:32

The seat is pressed here, right?

00:38:32 - 00:38:34

You just move it back a little bit.

00:38:34 - 00:38:36

Please, sir. Dont move it back.

00:38:36 - 00:38:38

Please, sir. Dont move it back a little bit.

00:38:38 - 00:38:40

Maam, I just pressed it.

00:38:40 - 00:38:42

Oh my God.

00:38:46 - 00:38:48

I want to give you a tip.

00:38:48 - 00:38:50

To you, economical people.

00:38:51 - 00:38:55

If you want your seat to be comfortable,

00:38:55 - 00:38:57

you come here for the first time.

00:38:57 - 00:38:59

The first passenger.

00:38:59 - 00:39:01

There are three seats.

00:39:01 - 00:39:03

You move it back a little bit.

00:39:03 - 00:39:05

You move it back a little bit.

00:39:05 - 00:39:07

So it looks even.

00:39:07 - 00:39:08

Thats right.

00:39:08 - 00:39:10

So when you sit down and the flight attendant sees it,

00:39:10 - 00:39:12

it looks even. So its safe.

00:39:12 - 00:39:14

Why is the back seat so cramped?

00:39:14 - 00:39:16

Its even.

00:39:16 - 00:39:18

Can you see it? Its even.

00:39:18 - 00:39:20

Ill show you how to do it.

00:39:20 - 00:39:22

You come here for the first time.

00:39:22 - 00:39:24

You move it back a little bit.

00:39:24 - 00:39:26

The important thing is its even.

00:39:26 - 00:39:28

Are you sure its even?

00:39:28 - 00:39:30

My knees are even.

00:39:30 - 00:39:32

My head is here. Are you sure?

00:39:39 - 00:39:41

The flight attendant too.

00:39:41 - 00:39:43

Its even even though its cramped.

00:39:48 - 00:39:50

Business class, man. Its so fun.

00:39:50 - 00:39:52

I still remember it.

00:39:52 - 00:39:54

Its been so long. Its been years.

00:39:54 - 00:39:56

I still remember it until now.

00:39:56 - 00:39:58

I offered him food.

00:39:58 - 00:40:00

He said, do you want to be served?

00:40:00 - 00:40:02

I said, all of it.

00:40:02 - 00:40:04

Appetizer, main course, dessert.

00:40:04 - 00:40:06

All of it.

00:40:06 - 00:40:08

I said, I want to eat.

00:40:08 - 00:40:10

The gentlemen next to me.

00:40:10 - 00:40:12

He said, do you want to eat?

00:40:12 - 00:40:14

I said, no. I just want to sleep in Jakarta.

00:40:14 - 00:40:16

Wow.

00:40:16 - 00:40:20

Hes so great. He doesnt want to eat in a business class.

00:40:20 - 00:40:22

Hes a rich guy.

00:40:22 - 00:40:24

Im the one whos the poor guy there.

00:40:24 - 00:40:26

Youre the poor guy. Go to sleep.

00:40:28 - 00:40:30

Seriously, he sleeps in Jakarta.

00:40:30 - 00:40:32

He doesnt even eat fruit.

00:40:32 - 00:40:35

He doesnt even drink half a bottle of water.

00:40:36 - 00:40:38

I eat all of it. Its so good.

00:40:38 - 00:40:41

I eat all of it. Its so good.

00:40:45 - 00:40:47

Even though Im usually blamed for the economy.

00:40:47 - 00:40:49

Its just that I dont do it anymore.

00:40:49 - 00:40:51

I once...

00:40:52 - 00:40:54

From Jakarta to...

00:40:54 - 00:40:56

Addis Ucipto. To Jogja.

00:40:56 - 00:41:00

That was the scariest turbulence Ive ever experienced in my life.

00:41:00 - 00:41:02

The plane was like this.

00:41:02 - 00:41:04

It was flying. It was like this.

00:41:04 - 00:41:06

Then it went again.

00:41:06 - 00:41:08

It was crazy.

00:41:08 - 00:41:10

Usually, turbulence is like...

00:41:10 - 00:41:12

Its like...

00:41:12 - 00:41:16

Its like your heart is going down and up again.

00:41:16 - 00:41:18

Its like hysteria in Dufan.

00:41:21 - 00:41:23

Then it went again.

00:41:25 - 00:41:29

I was sitting at the window.

00:41:29 - 00:41:31

The window was empty and there was a guy next to me.

00:41:31 - 00:41:33

When we were done, it was like...

00:41:33 - 00:41:36

It was scary. But its impossible for a guy to scream.

00:41:36 - 00:41:38

Its a gangster.

00:41:38 - 00:41:40

We were like...

00:41:43 - 00:41:45

Fine. Okay. Relax.

00:41:49 - 00:41:51

Then the pilot was like...

00:41:51 - 00:41:53

Ladies and gentlemen, we just experienced turbulence.

00:41:53 - 00:41:55

The pilot was calm.

00:41:55 - 00:41:57

Because he was a guy.

00:41:57 - 00:41:59

Maybe he was in the cockpit.

00:41:59 - 00:42:01

He was like...

00:42:02 - 00:42:04

You talk. You talk.

00:42:04 - 00:42:06

Im going to take a deep breath.

00:42:07 - 00:42:09

To the passengers at home.

00:42:10 - 00:42:12

It was scary.

00:42:13 - 00:42:14

It was scary.

00:42:14 - 00:42:16

Actually, there was only one turbulence.

00:42:16 - 00:42:18

After that, thank God, we made it to Jogja.

00:42:18 - 00:42:20

What made me panic was...

00:42:20 - 00:42:22

I was in the left row.

00:42:22 - 00:42:24

In the right row, there were a lot of ladies.

00:42:24 - 00:42:27

When it went down like this, they screamed.

00:42:27 - 00:42:29

They were like, Allah Akbar!

00:42:29 - 00:42:31

Astagfirullahaladzim!

00:42:31 - 00:42:34

I screamed. I was like, what is this?

00:42:36 - 00:42:38

Have you ever been on a plane?

00:42:38 - 00:42:40

There are books in front of us.

00:42:40 - 00:42:42

Safety books, food books.

00:42:42 - 00:42:44

There is one book that people rarely touch.

00:42:44 - 00:42:46

Prayer books.

00:42:46 - 00:42:48

But at that time, everyone was in a hurry.

00:42:48 - 00:42:50

They were like, wow! Prayer books!

00:42:50 - 00:42:52

All religions are read by women.

00:42:52 - 00:42:56

Its important to be safe.

00:42:58 - 00:43:00

It was scary.

00:43:00 - 00:43:04

There must be a disaster first to remember God.

00:43:06 - 00:43:08

In the past few years...

00:43:09 - 00:43:13

There are things that I think are increasing.

00:43:13 - 00:43:15

The most visible one is social media.

00:43:15 - 00:43:18

Isnt it? Social media is getting crazier.

00:43:18 - 00:43:20

With smartphones, social media is getting cheaper.

00:43:20 - 00:43:22

With smartphones, its getting crazier.

00:43:22 - 00:43:24

What I hate the most is Instagram.

00:43:24 - 00:43:27

I once met someone whose Instagram was full of selfies.

00:43:27 - 00:43:30

All of them. Not a single one without a selfie.

00:43:30 - 00:43:33

Selfie, selfie, selfie. What are you doing?

00:43:33 - 00:43:37

I once saw a caption, please ignore my face.

00:43:37 - 00:43:39

This is a box frame.

00:43:39 - 00:43:41

Its full of faces.

00:43:42 - 00:43:44

How can we ignore your face?

00:43:44 - 00:43:49

If we can only see your face, how can we ignore it?

00:43:51 - 00:43:54

Your face can be ignored, but its still visible.

00:43:55 - 00:44:00

Not to mention people who are full of wisdom in their captions.

00:44:01 - 00:44:04

Their captions are like, you dont know what you got till its gone.

00:44:04 - 00:44:07

Whatever the photo is, you dont know what you got till its gone.

00:44:09 - 00:44:11

I think they...

00:44:11 - 00:44:14

What kind of reference is this?

00:44:14 - 00:44:17

I think back in elementary school, they used a book called Sido.

00:44:22 - 00:44:24

So later when they upload a photo,

00:44:24 - 00:44:27

the caption is, experience is the best teacher.

00:44:31 - 00:44:35

When they upload another photo, the caption is, Narcobano prestasiesa.

00:44:35 - 00:44:37

People are crazy about selfies.

00:44:37 - 00:44:39

I once was riding a Transjakarta train.

00:44:39 - 00:44:41

I was sitting with a lady.

00:44:41 - 00:44:43

She was playing with her phone. She opened her phone and unlocked it.

00:44:43 - 00:44:45

Then I saw the wallpaper.

00:44:45 - 00:44:48

The wallpaper was a selfie of her own face.

00:44:49 - 00:44:52

Why would you put a big picture of your own face...

00:44:52 - 00:44:54

on your own phone?

00:44:54 - 00:44:56

Why? Are you afraid?

00:44:56 - 00:44:59

What does my face look like? Unlock. Here it is.

00:44:59 - 00:45:01

Here it is. Its almost the same.

00:45:01 - 00:45:04

What does my face look like? Unlock. Here it is.

00:45:04 - 00:45:06

Here it is. I almost forgot.

00:45:08 - 00:45:10

Im lucky I unlocked it.

00:45:10 - 00:45:13

The wallpaper was gone. I forgot what my face looked like.

00:45:14 - 00:45:17

Why would you put a big picture of your own face?

00:45:21 - 00:45:24

Not to mention the social media like Instastory and Snapchat.

00:45:24 - 00:45:27

Everything is on Instastory.

00:45:27 - 00:45:30

24 hours is gone. You wont remember anymore.

00:45:30 - 00:45:32

But you have to keep it.

00:45:32 - 00:45:35

Sometimes, Instastory is a selfie too.

00:45:35 - 00:45:37

You just move. Like this.

00:45:42 - 00:45:44

Selfie too. Her face too.

00:45:46 - 00:45:48

And usually, when Instastory is crowded,

00:45:48 - 00:45:51

its fun when its just Instastory.

00:45:51 - 00:45:53

Isnt it?

00:45:53 - 00:45:55

Youre eating with your friends.

00:45:55 - 00:45:57

Were all eating.

00:45:59 - 00:46:01

Thats it.

00:46:08 - 00:46:10

Theres no one talking.

00:46:11 - 00:46:15

Or sometimes, Instastory makes them feel like theyre in amnesia.

00:46:15 - 00:46:18

For example, in Senayan City. Its been an hour in Senayan City.

00:46:18 - 00:46:20

Give them a phone, Instastory. Where are we?

00:46:20 - 00:46:23

Senayan City. Its been Senayan City for a while.

00:46:23 - 00:46:25

Or did she forget?

00:46:26 - 00:46:28

She just remembered when she was on Instastory.

00:46:29 - 00:46:30

Crazy.

00:46:30 - 00:46:35

And social media makes ordinary people feel shy.

00:46:35 - 00:46:37

Its like they feel like they have fans.

00:46:37 - 00:46:40

Isnt it? Especially when theres Instagram live.

00:46:40 - 00:46:42

Live every day.

00:46:42 - 00:46:44

Hi, how are you? There are four people watching.

00:46:44 - 00:46:46

Who are you talking to?

00:46:46 - 00:46:49

Hi, who are you talking to? There are only four people.

00:46:49 - 00:46:51

Hi, Im sharing this story again. Its just live.

00:46:51 - 00:46:53

Just leave it. Sorry, its just live.

00:46:53 - 00:46:55

No one is looking for you.

00:46:55 - 00:46:57

No one is looking for you.

00:46:59 - 00:47:01

Its like they feel shy.

00:47:01 - 00:47:03

Like they have a lot of fans.

00:47:03 - 00:47:07

Theres LFL. Like for like.

00:47:07 - 00:47:09

You have to spam like five photos first.

00:47:09 - 00:47:11

Then Ill like your photo.

00:47:11 - 00:47:13

What is this?

00:47:13 - 00:47:15

Liking with a thumb ring.

00:47:15 - 00:47:17

Its just a matter of your thumb.

00:47:17 - 00:47:19

Unfollow.

00:47:19 - 00:47:21

Unfollow means block.

00:47:21 - 00:47:23

What is this? Unfollow is just...

00:47:23 - 00:47:25

Thats it? You block everything?

00:47:26 - 00:47:29

Not even hashtag like late post.

00:47:30 - 00:47:32

If you want to post a photo, just post it.

00:47:32 - 00:47:34

I dont care when its taken.

00:47:34 - 00:47:37

There will be someone who uploads a photo in Dufan.

00:47:37 - 00:47:39

Then your friend goes home. Why are you at home?

00:47:39 - 00:47:41

I saw you at Dufan.

00:47:42 - 00:47:45

Thats why you use late post so people know.

00:47:45 - 00:47:47

Oh no.

00:47:47 - 00:47:49

We are confused now.

00:47:51 - 00:47:53

Late post.

00:47:53 - 00:47:55

Oh, to Dufan yesterday? Yes, tell them.

00:47:55 - 00:47:57

I thought today.

00:48:00 - 00:48:03

I dont care if people use late post or whatever.

00:48:04 - 00:48:06

Not even those who like to post OOTD.

00:48:06 - 00:48:08

Crazy.

00:48:11 - 00:48:13

Ive seen it.

00:48:13 - 00:48:15

My hair doesnt have a shape anymore.

00:48:18 - 00:48:20

Ive seen someone...

00:48:20 - 00:48:22

Dont make me laugh.

00:48:23 - 00:48:25

Whats wrong with my hair?

00:48:26 - 00:48:29

Ive seen someone post OOTD three times a day.

00:48:29 - 00:48:31

Thats like...

00:48:31 - 00:48:33

OOTD is...

00:48:33 - 00:48:35

Outfit of the day. Just once.

00:48:37 - 00:48:39

OOTD three times a day is like...

00:48:39 - 00:48:41

OOTD in the afternoon, OOTD in the evening.

00:48:41 - 00:48:43

Whats your OOTD?

00:48:46 - 00:48:48

Other than being shy to have fans...

00:48:50 - 00:48:53

Social media makes you feel shy to have haters.

00:48:54 - 00:48:56

Crazy.

00:48:56 - 00:48:58

People comment a little bit.

00:48:58 - 00:49:00

I think your 360 camera filter is too thick.

00:49:00 - 00:49:02

Haters.

00:49:02 - 00:49:04

A little bit is haters.

00:49:04 - 00:49:06

A little comment is haters.

00:49:06 - 00:49:08

Now, hate means to hate.

00:49:08 - 00:49:10

Haters, theres an S.

00:49:10 - 00:49:12

Haters.

00:49:12 - 00:49:14

Do you think theres a group of people...

00:49:15 - 00:49:17

Hanging out together and say, lets hate them today.

00:49:18 - 00:49:20

No, man. Who are you?

00:49:21 - 00:49:23

Who are you to hate them?

00:49:23 - 00:49:25

We hate whatever they post.

00:49:26 - 00:49:28

No, man. You dont even have 100 followers.

00:49:28 - 00:49:30

Who are you?

00:49:31 - 00:49:33

Who are you to hate them?

00:49:34 - 00:49:36

Unless youre Radit, Pevita,

00:49:36 - 00:49:38

followers of Jutania,

00:49:38 - 00:49:40

who are you to hate them?

00:49:40 - 00:49:42

Theres no such thing.

00:49:43 - 00:49:46

And social media also makes people...

00:49:47 - 00:49:49

Especially when Raisa appeared.

00:49:49 - 00:49:51

Raisa has a lot of followers on Instagram.

00:49:52 - 00:49:54

When Raisa appeared in...

00:49:55 - 00:49:57

the world of entertainment and people knew,

00:49:57 - 00:49:59

people were like, Raisa is so pretty.

00:49:59 - 00:50:01

Shes the prettiest. So pretty.

00:50:02 - 00:50:04

I dont think Raisa is that pretty.

00:50:04 - 00:50:07

Yes, shes pretty, but not that much.

00:50:07 - 00:50:10

Why do Indonesians never see pretty girls before?

00:50:10 - 00:50:12

I think since were independent, theres no pretty girls.

00:50:12 - 00:50:14

But when Raisa appeared, wow!

00:50:14 - 00:50:17

Raisa is so pretty. Oh my God, Raisa.

00:50:18 - 00:50:20

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty.

00:50:20 - 00:50:22

I think people overestimate you and Raisa.

00:50:22 - 00:50:24

Pretty, but not that much.

00:50:25 - 00:50:27

Just pretty, thats it.

00:50:27 - 00:50:29

Youve never seen Maudie Kusnedi?

00:50:29 - 00:50:33

Maudie what? Bulan Guri? Shes also pretty.

00:50:35 - 00:50:37

Its so obvious that my taste is weak.

00:50:38 - 00:50:40

Okay, its okay.

00:50:43 - 00:50:45

Ive been shown this. I dont follow Raisa.

00:50:45 - 00:50:47

My friend showed me. Look at this.

00:50:47 - 00:50:49

Theres a picture of Raisa sitting on the floor.

00:50:49 - 00:50:51

Theres light from behind.

00:50:51 - 00:50:53

Shes a silhouette. From the side.

00:50:53 - 00:50:55

Black. Raisa is black.

00:50:55 - 00:50:57

Silhouette.

00:50:57 - 00:50:59

50,000.

00:50:59 - 00:51:02

Whats the comment? Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty.

00:51:02 - 00:51:04

So pretty. So pretty.

00:51:04 - 00:51:06

Where is this pretty?

00:51:06 - 00:51:08

I think whatever Raisa posts, its pretty.

00:51:09 - 00:51:11

I think Raisa is walking like a cat.

00:51:11 - 00:51:13

Pretty.

00:51:13 - 00:51:16

Pretty, Raisa. Pretty.

00:51:19 - 00:51:21

Relationship goals.

00:51:22 - 00:51:24

Squad goals.

00:51:24 - 00:51:27

Theres a lot of comments. Heres a picture.

00:51:27 - 00:51:30

Body goals. Theres a lot of squad goals.

00:51:31 - 00:51:34

Why do I only see girls wearing bikinis on the beach?

00:51:34 - 00:51:36

Squad goals.

00:51:36 - 00:51:38

Your dreams are too short.

00:51:39 - 00:51:42

My dreams are to wear bikinis on the beach. Squad goals.

00:51:43 - 00:51:46

When I was young, my squad goals were Power Rangers.

00:51:46 - 00:51:48

I watched Power Rangers on TV. My squad goals.

00:51:49 - 00:51:52

Even though I never got a red Ranger when I played, but its okay.

00:51:52 - 00:51:54

Squad goals.

00:51:57 - 00:52:01

This is just a fun fact. I was in the 4th grade in Jakarta.

00:52:01 - 00:52:03

Raisa was my classmate.

00:52:03 - 00:52:05

I was in the 3rd grade, Raisa was in the 1st grade.

00:52:05 - 00:52:07

So when she came in, she was already famous and pretty.

00:52:07 - 00:52:09

Because she was pretty.

00:52:09 - 00:52:11

But Raisa used to be a bit fat.

00:52:11 - 00:52:13

Raisa used to be fat.

00:52:13 - 00:52:15

She was pretty, but when someone is fat...

00:52:16 - 00:52:19

When theyre fat, their other characteristics are neglected.

00:52:19 - 00:52:21

Right?

00:52:21 - 00:52:23

Do you know Raisa?

00:52:23 - 00:52:25

Which one? The pretty one in the 1st and 3rd grade.

00:52:25 - 00:52:27

No, I dont know. The one with long hair.

00:52:27 - 00:52:29

I dont know. The fat one.

00:52:29 - 00:52:32

Oh yeah, the fat one. I know Raisa, the fat one.

00:52:32 - 00:52:34

I know, I know, I know.

00:52:34 - 00:52:38

But after I was expelled from college, I found out that the fat one lost to China.

00:52:40 - 00:52:42

Right?

00:52:43 - 00:52:45

Were you in the same political class as Alvin?

00:52:45 - 00:52:47

Which Alvin? The one with the glasses?

00:52:47 - 00:52:49

No, I dont know. The one from Surabaya?

00:52:49 - 00:52:51

I dont know.

00:52:51 - 00:52:53

The Chinese one? Oh, Alvin. I know, I know.

00:52:53 - 00:52:55

Im in the same class as him, the one from Surabaya.

00:52:58 - 00:53:01

So its easy to classify people.

00:53:06 - 00:53:09

Afgan was also in the 4th grade.

00:53:09 - 00:53:11

I was in the same class as Afgan.

00:53:12 - 00:53:14

Of course Afgan didnt know me.

00:53:14 - 00:53:17

Thats for sure.

00:53:19 - 00:53:22

Not even after he became famous. Even when we were still in school, I didnt know him.

00:53:22 - 00:53:24

Because we were never in the same class.

00:53:24 - 00:53:27

And when I was in high school, I didnt play with boys or girls.

00:53:27 - 00:53:29

So I didnt play with Afgan.

00:53:39 - 00:53:41

Sorry, Afgan. I dont know you either.

00:53:41 - 00:53:43

I really dont know you.

00:53:43 - 00:53:45

And not long ago, a month ago,

00:53:45 - 00:53:47

we had a meeting with all the high school students.

00:53:47 - 00:53:49

All the students were there.

00:53:49 - 00:53:54

The poster was given with photos of high school students who became artists.

00:53:55 - 00:53:57

Afgan Raisa was there, Aki, Alexa, all kinds of people.

00:53:57 - 00:53:59

Of course I wasnt there.

00:53:59 - 00:54:01

Thats why I didnt go there.

00:54:01 - 00:54:03

Sorry.

00:54:03 - 00:54:05

Its not that I didnt want to, its just...

00:54:05 - 00:54:07

Its not that I didnt want to, its just...

00:54:07 - 00:54:11

Its not that I didnt want to, its just...

00:54:15 - 00:54:21

Social media also helped increase the appearance and popularity of...

00:54:22 - 00:54:24

Young Wax and Awkwarin.

00:54:24 - 00:54:25

Right?

00:54:25 - 00:54:28

Because of social media, they became really famous.

00:54:28 - 00:54:31

I didnt care what kind of videos they made.

00:54:31 - 00:54:33

I didnt care.

00:54:33 - 00:54:35

I was annoyed by people who posted negative things.

00:54:35 - 00:54:37

The content is negative.

00:54:37 - 00:54:39

Its not good.

00:54:39 - 00:54:41

Meanwhile, your content is positive.

00:54:41 - 00:54:45

When you post negative content, its filled with Samyang food.

00:54:45 - 00:54:47

Q&A.

00:54:47 - 00:54:50

Reaction to other peoples videos.

00:54:50 - 00:54:52

Wheres the positivity?

00:54:52 - 00:54:56

When you post negative content, its just normal.

00:54:56 - 00:55:00

And Im also annoyed by people who post negative content but its watched.

00:55:00 - 00:55:02

Right?

00:55:02 - 00:55:05

Its like, Awkarins videos are like this, you should watch it.

00:55:05 - 00:55:07

Oh yeah, thats right.

00:55:07 - 00:55:08

You should watch it.

00:55:08 - 00:55:10

Finally, a lot of people watch it because you dont like it.

00:55:10 - 00:55:12

What should I do?

00:55:12 - 00:55:15

What should I do? I dont understand the logic.

00:55:16 - 00:55:19

They went on a vacation to Bali with their boyfriends.

00:55:19 - 00:55:23

Because you watched it, they went on a vacation to Bali so they have money.

00:55:23 - 00:55:26

Meanwhile, you watch it in your house, theres no AC.

00:55:28 - 00:55:30

Your phone is Evercost.

00:55:30 - 00:55:33

You watch it using quota, its running out, its only 144p.

00:55:33 - 00:55:35

Oh my God.

00:55:35 - 00:55:37

Youre being sued for it. Its so bad.

00:55:37 - 00:55:39

Ill share it to someone else.

00:55:39 - 00:55:41

Meanwhile, theyre getting richer by watching it.

00:55:41 - 00:55:43

Its weird for people to be like that.

00:55:44 - 00:55:46

Theyre angry but theyre watching it.

00:55:46 - 00:55:48

Its like, what the heck is this?

00:55:49 - 00:55:51

A vacation to Bali with his girlfriend.

00:55:51 - 00:55:53

Its quite big.

00:55:53 - 00:55:55

Its probably a contouring.

00:55:55 - 00:55:57

Contouring to make it bigger.

00:55:57 - 00:55:59

And I also hate people who watch it like that.

00:55:59 - 00:56:01

And then they say,

00:56:01 - 00:56:03

youre a kid of today.

00:56:03 - 00:56:05

Youre my age.

00:56:05 - 00:56:07

Your age is the purest in the world.

00:56:08 - 00:56:10

Its not just because theres social media.

00:56:10 - 00:56:12

Im sure all of the acts,

00:56:12 - 00:56:14

like anglex, awkwardness, etc.

00:56:14 - 00:56:16

There was social media back then too.

00:56:16 - 00:56:18

But there was no social media.

00:56:18 - 00:56:20

There were a lot of tattoos back then.

00:56:20 - 00:56:22

Roughly speaking, there were a lot.

00:56:22 - 00:56:24

A vacation to Bali with your boyfriend.

00:56:24 - 00:56:27

A lot. A vacation to Bali with your boyfriend from back then.

00:56:27 - 00:56:29

A lot.

00:56:29 - 00:56:31

Riding a horse on a bike.

00:56:31 - 00:56:33

Maybe there was. I dont know.

00:56:33 - 00:56:35

Back then, I dont know.

00:56:38 - 00:56:40

Maybe there was. I havent researched that far.

00:56:42 - 00:56:44

I dont know. Maybe during the kingdom era,

00:56:44 - 00:56:46

people were in a hurry.

00:56:46 - 00:56:48

Riding a horse on a bike.

00:56:48 - 00:56:50

In a hurry.

00:56:50 - 00:56:54

Who knows? I dont know either.

00:56:55 - 00:56:58

The point is, its not because of the current era.

00:56:58 - 00:57:00

There was social media back then too.

00:57:00 - 00:57:03

But youve seen the video clip, right? BTS?

00:57:03 - 00:57:05

Just admit it.

00:57:05 - 00:57:06

Watching Indosiar, you wont admit it.

00:57:06 - 00:57:08

Watching BTS, you wont admit it.

00:57:08 - 00:57:10

Im sure you know.

00:57:11 - 00:57:14

The autotune voice. You know, right?

00:57:14 - 00:57:16

Thats the autotune voice.

00:57:16 - 00:57:19

I saluted to Awkwardness in that video clip.

00:57:19 - 00:57:21

I saluted.

00:57:21 - 00:57:23

I saluted to him. Because he...

00:57:23 - 00:57:25

Riding a horse.

00:57:25 - 00:57:27

Alone, calm.

00:57:27 - 00:57:29

Without his horse being held by his brother.

00:57:29 - 00:57:32

Thats crazy. Thats amazing.

00:57:33 - 00:57:36

Try it. If youre in doubt, or if youre at the top,

00:57:36 - 00:57:39

ride a horse. His brother holds it like this, right?

00:57:39 - 00:57:41

If his brother lets go, hell be like,

00:57:41 - 00:57:43

Bro, dont let go.

00:57:43 - 00:57:45

Dont let go.

00:57:45 - 00:57:49

What are you holding?

00:57:51 - 00:57:53

If he lets go a little, hell be like...

00:57:55 - 00:57:58

Meanwhile, Awkwardness is calm.

00:57:58 - 00:58:01

Maybe thats why hes wearing a cap.

00:58:01 - 00:58:03

If he lets go, hell be like...

00:58:03 - 00:58:05

Bro, bro, bro.

00:58:07 - 00:58:11

If you know that, ride a horse at the mall is safer.

00:58:11 - 00:58:15

Come on.

00:58:19 - 00:58:22

I judge a public place...

00:58:22 - 00:58:24

From the toilet.

00:58:24 - 00:58:26

Because I think the toilet is important.

00:58:26 - 00:58:30

But its often neglected by public places.

00:58:30 - 00:58:33

Do you know what the toilet has always been?

00:58:33 - 00:58:35

SPBU Pertamina.

00:58:35 - 00:58:39

Right? The price of oil in the world rises every year.

00:58:39 - 00:58:42

But you cant make a good toilet.

00:58:43 - 00:58:49

SPBU toilets are always dirty, smelly, smelly.

00:58:49 - 00:58:51

And you have to pay for it.

00:58:53 - 00:58:56

And we dont know what to pay for it.

00:58:56 - 00:58:59

Theres an old man sitting with a table in front of him.

00:58:59 - 00:59:08

He just sits there. He doesnt ask for it, but we...

00:59:10 - 00:59:12

He doesnt even talk.

00:59:12 - 00:59:15

He just sits there. Theres usually a table next to him.

00:59:16 - 00:59:19

With coins and 2,000 rupiahs. He just sits there.

00:59:19 - 00:59:23

But us, womens toilets, we usually go out like...

00:59:24 - 00:59:26

We just sit there.

00:59:26 - 00:59:28

Because we dont dare to go out after washing our hands.

00:59:28 - 00:59:31

Its like looking for it first. Its not good to go out without anything.

00:59:31 - 00:59:33

We dont even ask for it.

00:59:34 - 00:59:36

And we have to pay for a bad toilet.

00:59:36 - 00:59:38

I dont want to pay for it.

00:59:38 - 00:59:40

But we have to pay for it.

00:59:41 - 00:59:43

Because the toilet is bad.

00:59:44 - 00:59:47

Its better to lock it up. Sometimes theres no slot.

00:59:48 - 00:59:51

And the slot is Indonesian style.

00:59:51 - 00:59:56

The one with a stick.

00:59:57 - 01:00:00

This is a door cushion. Theres a diagonal stick.

01:00:00 - 01:00:02

Theres another stick at the door.

01:00:02 - 01:00:04

Theres a string.

01:00:04 - 01:00:06

At the bottom, theres another stick.

01:00:06 - 01:00:08

You put it there.

01:00:08 - 01:00:10

Inshallah its safe.

01:00:10 - 01:00:12

Its a bit scary if someone opens it.

01:00:14 - 01:00:16

Theyre so creative.

01:00:17 - 01:00:19

A stick and a string can become a slot.

01:00:19 - 01:00:21

Its better if theres a slot.

01:00:21 - 01:00:23

Sometimes theres none at all.

01:00:23 - 01:00:25

So the way is...

01:00:25 - 01:00:27

The bucket is full.

01:00:33 - 01:00:35

Its heavy enough.

01:00:35 - 01:00:37

You put it in front of the door.

01:00:37 - 01:00:39

Hoping that someone will open it.

01:00:39 - 01:00:41

Oh, theres someone.

01:00:41 - 01:00:43

Theres someone.

01:00:43 - 01:00:45

Dont forget to fill it up first.

01:00:45 - 01:00:47

Because an empty bucket is useless.

01:00:47 - 01:00:49

Its useless.

01:00:50 - 01:00:53

Sometimes if theres no bucket and theres only a bucket, its sadder.

01:00:53 - 01:00:55

Sometimes the bucket is...

01:00:55 - 01:00:57

Usually the bucket is in a straight line.

01:00:57 - 01:00:59

Sometimes the bucket is this high.

01:00:59 - 01:01:01

See?

01:01:01 - 01:01:03

If the water is still full, its easy.

01:01:03 - 01:01:05

Sometimes the water is here.

01:01:06 - 01:01:08

So our butt is wet.

01:01:08 - 01:01:10

Because its like this.

01:01:11 - 01:01:13

Its wet because of the bucket.

01:01:14 - 01:01:16

It has to go up a bit.

01:01:16 - 01:01:18

Its wet.

01:01:22 - 01:01:24

If theres no...

01:01:24 - 01:01:26

If theres no bucket and no slot...

01:01:26 - 01:01:29

The way is you have to hold it like this.

01:01:30 - 01:01:32

Oh, theres someone.

01:01:32 - 01:01:34

Thats hard.

01:01:34 - 01:01:36

Your multitasking is tested there.

01:01:37 - 01:01:39

Oh, theres someone.

01:01:39 - 01:01:41

And I wonder why...

01:01:41 - 01:01:43

Toilets have to have...

01:01:43 - 01:01:47

A door and people have to face the front when they open it.

01:01:47 - 01:01:49

Theres a side door. I prefer the side door.

01:01:49 - 01:01:52

Why dont they make a back door?

01:01:52 - 01:01:54

So even if people dont open it on purpose,

01:01:54 - 01:01:56

when they see it, theyll be like...

01:02:00 - 01:02:02

In my opinion, its more effective.

01:02:04 - 01:02:06

Its more effective.

01:02:06 - 01:02:08

Its more effective.

01:02:11 - 01:02:13

Its true.

01:02:17 - 01:02:19

Because if you fill it up with gas,

01:02:19 - 01:02:21

youll meet people you didnt know.

01:02:22 - 01:02:24

But if you open the door and see them smoking,

01:02:24 - 01:02:26

youll be like...

01:02:26 - 01:02:28

After you fill it up with gas,

01:02:28 - 01:02:30

youll be like,

01:02:30 - 01:02:32

If you open it and see it, youll be like...

01:02:40 - 01:02:42

If you see the butt, you wont be like...

01:02:43 - 01:02:45

If you open it earlier, you wont be like that.

01:02:46 - 01:02:48

I think toilets should have a back door.

01:02:48 - 01:02:50

Just leave it open. People will be like,

01:02:50 - 01:02:52

Im too lazy to see the butt.

01:02:56 - 01:02:59

And I think I understand why public toilets are always bad.

01:02:59 - 01:03:01

Theres traffic, traffic jams, its unbearable.

01:03:01 - 01:03:03

Just use public toilets.

01:03:03 - 01:03:05

Its always the last choice.

01:03:05 - 01:03:07

Youve never been at home relaxing, have you?

01:03:15 - 01:03:17

Watching TV.

01:03:18 - 01:03:20

You want to pee? Go to public toilets.

01:03:21 - 01:03:24

Theres no such thing. Its never the first choice.

01:03:24 - 01:03:26

Its always the last choice.

01:03:27 - 01:03:29

Public toilets are always the last choice.

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After you pee in a bottle.

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So its better to pee in a bottle first.

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If you cant, go to public toilets.

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Because its dirty.

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And Im also surprised by places like...

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nice cafes, big restaurants,

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that can accommodate dozens of people.

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But there are only two toilets sometimes.

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Right? Boys and girls.

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Or sometimes theres only one.

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Dozens of people and only one toilet.

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Do you think people can change toilets?

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Like when youre eating.

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I want to go to the toilet, no one wants to.

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No one. We can handle it.

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Thats one.

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You cant control that.

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This is a restaurant. Youre selling food and drinks.

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What do you expect? Poo or pee?

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Why is there only one toilet?

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I dont know.

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I dont know how it feels when people are angry.

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People from The Sims.

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When the blender is full.

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How about real people?

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Why is that?

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Its so hard. Its like theyre building a building.

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Its already done. Whats missing?

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Add two more toilets.

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It should be the main toilet, in my opinion.

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Not to mention, when I see toilets in malls,

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in cinemas.

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The toilet seats.

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I dont know why, but in Indonesia,

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they often use tissues.

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Its a reference of where we want to poop using tissues.

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No, we dont need it.

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We need it when its cold on the beach.

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We need it when we need to pee.

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It cant be dry. Whats the point?

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You can go to the West.

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You can go to the West to eat at a restaurant.

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But you cant go to the East.

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You cant.

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Our warriors fought against the Dutch.

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So what? So that the toilet stays in the East.

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If the Dutch win, they go to the West.

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Thats why we have toilets now.

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We use tissues now.

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Fortunately, were independent.

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And you deny independence by giving tissues in the toilet.

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Is it hard for me to give you a spray and a liquid soap?

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I think its an exclusive class.

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Sometimes, you know, the spray is here.

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Its even harder.

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The one that comes out.

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You know?

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Its even harder.

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Its like pointing it.

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Where do I point it?

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Where do I point it?

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Its even harder if you pee.

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If you pee standing up, you have to turn around to pee.

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We dont know the exact amount.

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Right?

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If you turn a little, it comes out a little.

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If you turn too much, your jeans will get wet.

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So if you see a guy at the mall, his jeans are wet.

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Its because of the spray.

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And usually, if we poop, its okay, theres a spray.

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But usually, theres no soap.

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So if we poop, the nearest soap is at...

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The post office.

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Its far.

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So before you poop, you have to prepare.

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Take a lot of tissues, put it under the soap.

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Then bring it to the toilet.

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Before you poop, youre afraid youll fall.

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Be careful.

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Youll fall.

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Then you poop.

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Its so hard.

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Its so hard.

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Youre at the post office, right?

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I hate it when...

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I prefer to have tissues to dry my hands.

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Because its dry.

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I dont have to use a hand dryer.

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The one at the bottom, like this.

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Whatever it is, its not dry.

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Its noisy, but not dry.

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Whats the use? Its just noisy.

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Its wet.

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Its still wet.

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Someone goes down, its the same.

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Its just noisy.

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I prefer to use tissues.

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Tissues can be thrown away.

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But I like to see, especially at 21.

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Have you ever seen a garbage dump at West Laval 21?

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The one thats this tall.

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Right?

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People are throwing away tissues.

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Ive seen it until its full.

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The tissues are on top of the garbage dump.

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The garbage dump is this tall.

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And the janitor is just standing there.

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So youre not throwing away the trash, but youre putting the trash there.

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Because its a tissue.

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Because its already tall.

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Im afraid the janitor will trap me.

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Its like playing Uno Stacco.

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Ill fall.

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Ill take care of it.

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Ill take care of it.

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From inside to outside.

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Ill take care of it.

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Ill put the tissues here.

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Dont fall.

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In Indonesia, we use water.

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Were comfortable using it.

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But I was invited to London for a tour in 2014.

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And all the toilets were dry.

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Using tissues.

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The advantage of using tissues is that the toilets are dry.

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So its comfortable.

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Its dry on the sides. Theres no moisture.

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In Indonesia, you just go to the toilet and its dry.

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Its dry.

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Its dry.

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Its better to wear shoes.

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Sometimes we wear sandals.

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Its more comfortable.

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Sometimes we wear sandals, you know?

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We have to think about the water and the height of my sandals.

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Its the same, right?

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Because when the water goes in, its like...

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And when I was in London, it was Eid al-Adha.

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So I prayed at the Dubai R.I. house there.

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Dubai R.I. house, prayed there.

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Then I went to the public toilet, right?

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And there was a bucket and it was wet.

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I was like, this is new in Indonesia.

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This is my water.

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Its wet.

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Its a toilet in London.

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Thats the water of Indonesia.

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The soil has to be watery.

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Even in London, its watery.

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Im always confused with...

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Usually the wet ones are the toilet in China, right?

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People, what were they doing before us?

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Even the toilets were wet.

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Do you like to think, what were the people before me doing?

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Why are they so wet?

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I think its because of the planks in the toilets.

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Have you ever seen it?

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After you use it, you hope the toilet will be flushed.

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Oh, of course.

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Because its not said that you hope the dirt will be flushed.

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Its the toilet, right? You hope the toilet will be flushed.

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Its the toilet that will be flushed.

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So you cant blame it, right?

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There are more prohibitions in the toilets.

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I like to see this.

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You are not allowed to throw anything in the toilet.

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Its like...

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Thats a poop, right?

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You cant throw it after youve peed.

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Where should it be?

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What happens is that, usually in the Chinese toilet.

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In the sit-down toilet, you are usually...

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You are not allowed to sit-down in the Chinese toilet.

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But in Chinese toilets, there are no prohibitions at all.

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In Chinese toilets, there are never any prohibitions.

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You are not allowed to sit in the Chinese toilet.

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But even though there is no prohibition...

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Lets not do it.

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But even though theres no prohibition, dont do it.

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Unless you want to feel the coldness of Ubin.

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If you want to feel the coldness of Keramik Ina, thats fine.

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Oh, so this is the coldness of Keramik Ina.

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Turns out its colder than Toto.

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Is there anyone sitting there?

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Ive seen this before.

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After throwing away a small amount of water,

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you flush it twice.

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After throwing away a large amount of water,

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you flush it five times.

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Theres a sign on it.

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Im curious, where did this person get the exact amount of water?

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So if I flush it twice but its still yellow,

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that means I flushed it twice.

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So if I flush it twice but its still yellow,

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that means I flushed it twice.

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As long as its still yellow, thats fine.

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And after throwing away a large amount of water,

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you flush it five times.

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Now heres the thing. Not all...

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Not all phases are the same.

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Some people flush it twice.

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Some people fight it sometimes.

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Some people fight it sometimes. Its like theyre resisting.

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This is my fourth time.

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If you dont flush it again, its none of my business.

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What are you looking at?

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Why is it that not all people in Indonesia use the toilet?

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If you sit down, you dont have to look at them.

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You can just flush it backwards.

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People in Indonesia like it when they see who theyre fighting.

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Theres one more thing.

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When we go to the toilet, if theres still some dirt left,

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we just leave it there.

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Theres one thing thats often found, especially in mens toilets.

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Its when there are soft feathers.

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In the urinal.

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If you dont know, the urinal is where you pee.

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Usually when you pee, theres a frame, right?

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Well, its usually on the edge of the frame.

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Its like, who the hell are you?

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Why did you leave it there?

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I know youre back to normal.

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I know youve grown.

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Why would you show it to a mall if youve grown?

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Because heres the thing.

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Whether you want it or not, when you reach the toilet,

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there are still feathers. You have to flush it.

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You have to. Because if you...

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There are still feathers. Just flush it.

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Then you go to the next person and say,

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Sir!

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These are your feathers, right? I can see them.

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Please clean them.

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You cant. You have to clean them in whatever way you can.

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You cant do it with your hands.

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So the way you do it is...

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You direct the pee.

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Its like playing a game. You go in.

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You go in.

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Right?

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Directing the pee.

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Thats how it should be. There should be a frame.

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Youre not allowed to leave...

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Feathers...

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In the urinal. Or like...

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There should be a logo.

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A line like this.

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And its painted red.

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So if someone wants to pee...

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What is that supposed to mean?

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You cant pee in the shape of an S?

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How is that?

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What is that supposed to mean?

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Im sure there are a lot of those in high school toilets.

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I dont think there are any in high school toilets.

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Not yet.

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Not yet.

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Another thing that...

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Has been rising in the last few years is...

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The middle class.

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The middle class.

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Or in the internet, the middle class.

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Right?

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Youre not called poor.

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But youre still far from being called rich.

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Youre told that youre not poor.

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Youre rich.

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Youre not.

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Youre poor. Youre middle class.

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Your taxes are still there.

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According to World Bank, which I read...

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The middle class is...

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They spend $2 to $20 a day.

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A day. That means $2 is around $25,000.

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So if you spend $24,000 a day...

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If you add another $1,000, youre not poor.

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Im $25,000. Im middle class. Im not poor.

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Add another $1,000.

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And because in the last 10 years...

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Its been rising sharply. Up to 10% in the last 10 years.

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If you dont know, the middle class is the ones who hang out at Starbucks.

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The ones whose priorities are the opposite.

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The ones who save up for an iPhone but eat Indomie every day.

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Which one is your priority? Its okay if I eat Indomie.

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The important thing is if I send an email, send from my iPhone.

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If I want a 3GS, its okay. The important thing is from my iPhone.

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And what I read again, the middle class now is poor.

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If the middle class back then...

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You can still afford things like Corolla.

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The middle class now can only afford LCGC.

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Low Cost Green Car.

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Do you know what LCGC is?

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What is it?

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If you see a car that is bad on the road, its LCGC.

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Agia.

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Aila.

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Calia.

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Sigra.

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And the worst of them all, Datsun Go.

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Have you ever seen it?

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The one that is long and crooked.

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The tire is small but it goes up.

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LCGC has been around for years.

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I used to make a video about LCGC.

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Because I read the specs, its really bad.

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The target was 100 million back then.

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But there was no AC.

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No audio.

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No power window.

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No one would buy it. Why would you buy a car like that?

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Imagine if your dad bought you a car.

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If your dad bought you a car, okay.

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Drive it with your friends.

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No music. No audio.

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Okay.

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Its loud, right?

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No AC.

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Just open the window.

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Oh yeah.

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Do you want a car or a carpet?

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I used to think that way. No one would buy it.

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But now, a lot of people buy it.

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A lot of people buy it.

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And LCGC is low cost green car.

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Theres the word green.

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In other countries, green car is electric car.

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Tesla. The cool one.

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Zero emission.

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In Indonesia, green car is below 1000 cc.

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According to the government, 1000 cc is environmentally friendly.

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1000 cc is filled with sparkling water, right?

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The exhaust produces mountain air.

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The horn sounds like a bird.

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No.

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1000 cc uses gasoline too.

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Theres no difference. 1000 cc still uses gasoline.

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And the cars ...

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Does anyone have one?

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Of course. I wont admit it.

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The key is in the ... Oh, its not the key. Hide it.

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Its not about the design. Its more about ...

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Have you ever been in a car? The body is so thin.

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Its like a carpet. If you close it, you dont need to close it.

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The wind will blow it away.

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Its like an airplane.

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Its true. Ive seen it on the internet.

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Not long ago, there was ...

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If Im not mistaken, there was a collision with a three-wheeled motorcycle.

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A gallon motorcycle.

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With a pick-up behind it.

01:19:18 - 01:19:20

So, it got stuck. You can look it up.

01:19:20 - 01:19:22

It got stuck.

01:19:22 - 01:19:24

The door, the body of the door fell off.

01:19:24 - 01:19:26

It got stuck in the gallon motorcycle.

01:19:27 - 01:19:29

The door panel of the gallon motorcycle was opened.

01:19:29 - 01:19:31

You could see the engine.

01:19:31 - 01:19:33

Do you want a car to lose to a gallon motorcycle?

01:19:33 - 01:19:35

A motorcycle that can go backwards.

01:19:35 - 01:19:37

The one that has an atep sometimes.

01:19:37 - 01:19:39

The one that has a huge spion next to it.

01:19:39 - 01:19:41

Do you want to lose to that? Of course you do.

01:19:42 - 01:19:44

The door fell off.

01:19:44 - 01:19:46

It really fell off.

01:19:48 - 01:19:50

I once drove a car when I was renting a car.

01:19:50 - 01:19:53

I got an Agya. A gallon motorcycle doesnt have any power in the gallon motorcycle.

01:19:53 - 01:19:55

Its like the 4th gear is so long.

01:19:56 - 01:19:58

Its like ...

01:19:58 - 01:20:00

Its not strong anymore.

01:20:00 - 01:20:02

And sometimes, LCGC cars ...

01:20:02 - 01:20:05

The 1,000 cc one is so slow when its towed.

01:20:05 - 01:20:07

Actually, I often drive in Jakarta and Bandung.

01:20:07 - 01:20:09

I like to be dimmed from behind.

01:20:10 - 01:20:13

For those who dont know, when youre dimmed, it means you want to overtake.

01:20:13 - 01:20:15

If youre not dimmed, it means you like me.

01:20:15 - 01:20:17

No, no.

01:20:17 - 01:20:19

Maybe you dont understand the universal.

01:20:20 - 01:20:22

If youre dimmed, it means you want this.

01:20:22 - 01:20:24

If youre on the side, its like ...

01:20:24 - 01:20:26

If youre overtaking a car like a Range Rover, its so fast.

01:20:26 - 01:20:28

Its so cool.

01:20:28 - 01:20:30

I was like that with the Agya.

01:20:30 - 01:20:32

I was like, okay.

01:20:32 - 01:20:34

I was like, where is the car?

01:20:43 - 01:20:45

Do you need help?

01:20:46 - 01:20:48

No need.

01:20:51 - 01:20:54

Its so cheap, why are you in a hurry?

01:20:54 - 01:20:57

Its so cheap, youre in a hurry, and youre modified.

01:21:00 - 01:21:04

I think people need to know that your car is not only bad, but its even worse.

01:21:04 - 01:21:06

Like a big Hello Kitty.

01:21:07 - 01:21:10

Stripping pink from the top to the back.

01:21:11 - 01:21:13

Ive seen it again. Its still better, right?

01:21:13 - 01:21:15

Just from the visual.

01:21:15 - 01:21:17

Ive seen it again that it was modified from functional.

01:21:17 - 01:21:19

Have you seen it?

01:21:19 - 01:21:21

He changed the brake light from the front to the back.

01:21:21 - 01:21:24

Its functional. Have you seen it?

01:21:24 - 01:21:26

He changed the brake light to white.

01:21:26 - 01:21:28

The brake light is white.

01:21:28 - 01:21:30

We dont know if were braking or reversing.

01:21:30 - 01:21:32

The car is confusing me.

01:21:33 - 01:21:35

Theres another one who modified the brake light.

01:21:35 - 01:21:37

Its still red.

01:21:37 - 01:21:39

Usually when you brake, its red.

01:21:39 - 01:21:42

He didnt, but its red, red, red, red. Have you seen it?

01:21:42 - 01:21:44

Its blinking like that.

01:21:44 - 01:21:46

Its so disgusting.

01:21:47 - 01:21:50

If a normal person is polite, when you brake, its red.

01:21:50 - 01:21:53

Its like, I want my brake light to blink.

01:21:53 - 01:21:55

When you brake, its red, red, red, red.

01:21:55 - 01:21:57

When you drive behind it, its so uncomfortable.

01:21:59 - 01:22:01

Its like being hit by a flashback in CS.

01:22:03 - 01:22:05

Where am I right now?

01:22:06 - 01:22:08

Why did he modify it like that?

01:22:11 - 01:22:13

Not yet my Datsun. My Datsun is scarier.

01:22:14 - 01:22:17

Have you ever been in a car like that? I once got an Uber with my Datsun.

01:22:17 - 01:22:19

The body was so thin.

01:22:19 - 01:22:21

It was so thin, there was a motorbike coming from the side.

01:22:21 - 01:22:23

The sound was so loud, like the motorbike was inside.

01:22:23 - 01:22:25

For Gods sake.

01:22:25 - 01:22:27

I was like, where is the motorbike?

01:22:27 - 01:22:30

The windows were all closed. For Gods sake, try it.

01:22:31 - 01:22:34

I got an Uber, I was like, where is the motorbike? Is it in the trunk or what?

01:22:35 - 01:22:37

The body was so thin.

01:22:37 - 01:22:40

So in my opinion, its not about the design.

01:22:40 - 01:22:42

In terms of safety, its bad.

01:22:42 - 01:22:44

Its a waste to have an airbag.

01:22:44 - 01:22:46

Of course theres no airbag.

01:22:46 - 01:22:48

Expensive cars have airbags and ABS.

01:22:48 - 01:22:50

Anti-lock braking system.

01:22:50 - 01:22:52

If they have ABS, as long as they stop, its a blessing.

01:22:53 - 01:22:56

The brakes, they stop. Thank God.

01:23:01 - 01:23:04

In my opinion, a bad design car is not new.

01:23:04 - 01:23:06

There was one before.

01:23:06 - 01:23:08

The old one.

01:23:08 - 01:23:10

Theres one called Grand Max.

01:23:10 - 01:23:12

Have you seen it?

01:23:12 - 01:23:14

The design of Grand Max is like a box.

01:23:14 - 01:23:16

Its like a bread that hasnt been cut.

01:23:16 - 01:23:18

Have you seen it?

01:23:20 - 01:23:23

If you buy bread, the one that hasnt been cut is Grand Max.

01:23:24 - 01:23:26

Its like a box.

01:23:27 - 01:23:29

How did the designer design it?

01:23:30 - 01:23:32

Its like we need a new car.

01:23:32 - 01:23:34

He drew it.

01:23:34 - 01:23:36

Front lights.

01:23:36 - 01:23:37

Engine hood.

01:23:37 - 01:23:39

Front window.

01:23:39 - 01:23:41

Thats it. The back is a box.

01:23:41 - 01:23:43

Im sleepy.

01:23:43 - 01:23:45

The next day.

01:23:45 - 01:23:47

Its approved.

01:23:47 - 01:23:49

Im so embarrassed.

01:23:50 - 01:23:52

Thats it.

01:23:52 - 01:23:54

Theres no aesthetic.

01:23:56 - 01:23:58

Engine hood. Window.

01:23:58 - 01:24:00

Thats it.

01:24:00 - 01:24:02

Its a box.

01:24:04 - 01:24:06

Thats how the car design is.

01:24:07 - 01:24:09

I saw Grand Max.

01:24:09 - 01:24:11

Its like seeing Alphard.

01:24:11 - 01:24:13

Its like Alphard.

01:24:13 - 01:24:15

Its like Alphard.

01:24:15 - 01:24:17

Alphard came from Merantau.

01:24:17 - 01:24:19

He went back to his hometown.

01:24:19 - 01:24:21

He didnt acknowledge his mother.

01:24:21 - 01:24:23

He was cursed to be Grand Max.

01:24:23 - 01:24:25

He was cursed to be Grand Max.

01:24:25 - 01:24:27

What was left was the sliding door.

01:24:27 - 01:24:29

Alphard still has some left.

01:24:29 - 01:24:31

The sliding door.

01:24:32 - 01:24:34

The rest is cursed.

01:24:34 - 01:24:36

Alphard is cursed.

01:24:36 - 01:24:38

Alphard is cursed.

01:24:38 - 01:24:40

Have you seen it?

01:24:40 - 01:24:42

What does it look like?

01:24:42 - 01:24:44

Its like...

01:24:44 - 01:24:46

Its just ugly.

01:24:46 - 01:24:48

I imagined a Nissan Juke

01:24:48 - 01:24:50

like a pair of Crocs shoes with a wheel.

01:24:50 - 01:24:52

Have you seen it?

01:24:52 - 01:24:54

Imagine a pair of Crocs shoes.

01:24:54 - 01:24:56

Chinese people, put the Crocs shoes aside.

01:24:56 - 01:24:58

Crocs shoes.

01:24:58 - 01:25:00

With a wheel.

01:25:00 - 01:25:02

A Nissan Juke.

01:25:02 - 01:25:04

A lot of people buy it.

01:25:04 - 01:25:06

Its expensive.

01:25:06 - 01:25:08

What is it? It looks weird.

01:25:08 - 01:25:10

Like a frog.

01:25:12 - 01:25:14

But a cheap car is not the first.

01:25:14 - 01:25:16

LCGC is the first.

01:25:16 - 01:25:18

Before that, we had Avanza.

01:25:18 - 01:25:20

Avanza was quite cheap.

01:25:20 - 01:25:22

It was around Rp100.000.000.

01:25:22 - 01:25:24

Now, its expensive.

01:25:24 - 01:25:26

The new Avanza I checked cost Rp250.000.000.

01:25:26 - 01:25:28

Imagine, the new Agya in 2017,

01:25:28 - 01:25:30

Rp150.000.000.

01:25:30 - 01:25:32

For a cheap car, Rp150.000.000.

01:25:32 - 01:25:34

Its expensive.

01:25:34 - 01:25:36

Avanza, a lot of people buy it.

01:25:36 - 01:25:38

In terms of design, I dont think its that bad.

01:25:38 - 01:25:40

But there are a lot of Avanza everywhere.

01:25:40 - 01:25:42

Especially after the online taxi,

01:25:42 - 01:25:44

Avanza is everywhere.

01:25:44 - 01:25:46

This year, a few months ago,

01:25:46 - 01:25:48

I went to Ambon.

01:25:48 - 01:25:50

I had a job in Ambon.

01:25:50 - 01:25:52

In Java, there are a lot of cats.

01:25:52 - 01:25:54

In Bali, there are a lot of dogs.

01:25:54 - 01:25:56

In Ambon, there are a lot of Avanza.

01:25:56 - 01:25:58

For Gods sake, there are a lot.

01:25:58 - 01:26:00

More than that.

01:26:00 - 01:26:02

From the airport, I was picked up by Avanza.

01:26:02 - 01:26:04

There are 4 cars that pick you up.

01:26:04 - 01:26:06

All of them are Avanza.

01:26:06 - 01:26:08

I had a job at KFC.

01:26:08 - 01:26:10

I saw in the parking lot, all of them are Avanza.

01:26:10 - 01:26:12

Only one is different.

01:26:12 - 01:26:14

I was shocked.

01:26:14 - 01:26:16

I dont know.

01:26:16 - 01:26:18

Maybe Avanza is like a national animal.

01:26:18 - 01:26:20

Or what?

01:26:20 - 01:26:22

All of them are Avanza.

01:26:22 - 01:26:24

Again,

01:26:24 - 01:26:26

I hate Avanza.

01:26:26 - 01:26:28

Its a family car.

01:26:28 - 01:26:30

Its weird. Why do they have to modify it?

01:26:30 - 01:26:32

Its so low.

01:26:32 - 01:26:34

But they didnt change the tires.

01:26:34 - 01:26:36

So its weird. Its like wheel shoes.

01:26:36 - 01:26:38

Not to mention, they added a siren.

01:26:38 - 01:26:40

Thats more normal.

01:26:40 - 01:26:42

The top is made of strobo.

01:26:42 - 01:26:44

And on the grill,

01:26:44 - 01:26:46

theres a blue light.

01:26:46 - 01:26:48

So if you want to honk, you dont have to honk.

01:26:48 - 01:26:50

You just honk.

01:26:50 - 01:26:52

What are you honking for?

01:26:52 - 01:26:54

Honk honk. Avanza is honking.

01:26:54 - 01:26:56

What if your car

01:26:56 - 01:26:58

is a Fortuner with strobo?

01:26:58 - 01:27:00

Thats cool. Range Rover, Excel.

01:27:00 - 01:27:02

What are you honking for?

01:27:02 - 01:27:04

Why do people like to

01:27:04 - 01:27:06

drive like a machine?

01:27:06 - 01:27:08

Right? They want to honk,

01:27:08 - 01:27:10

but they dont want to honk.

01:27:12 - 01:27:14

I want to honk, but they tell me to push up.

01:27:14 - 01:27:16

I dont want to. Sorry.

01:27:16 - 01:27:18

But my shirt is a turn back rhyme. Sorry.

01:27:18 - 01:27:20

My shirt is a turn back rhyme.

01:27:20 - 01:27:24

My shirt is a turn back rhyme.

01:27:26 - 01:27:28

Why do civilians

01:27:28 - 01:27:30

like to drive like a machine?

01:27:30 - 01:27:32

A turn back rhyme shirt,

01:27:32 - 01:27:34

with a black eye.

01:27:34 - 01:27:36

Its hard to tell if you want to be a soldier or a cop.

01:27:36 - 01:27:38

With a turn back rhyme shirt,

01:27:38 - 01:27:40

what do you want to be?

01:27:40 - 01:27:42

I dont know. I think they just like to drive like a machine.

01:27:42 - 01:27:44

Especially on the road.

01:27:44 - 01:27:46

I think they think its cool.

01:27:46 - 01:27:48

I dont think we should be afraid of machines.

01:27:48 - 01:27:50

They are afraid of machines.

01:27:50 - 01:27:52

On the dashboard, they put a small PM helmet.

01:27:52 - 01:27:54

PM.

01:27:55 - 01:27:57

In the middle of the helmet,

01:27:57 - 01:27:59

they hang a small police uniform.

01:27:59 - 01:28:02

If the police uniform is that big, Im not afraid.

01:28:02 - 01:28:04

The PM helmet is so big.

01:28:04 - 01:28:06

What is that?

01:28:06 - 01:28:08

The PM helmet is so small.

01:28:12 - 01:28:14

The sticker on the back says,

01:28:14 - 01:28:16

big family TNIAU.

01:28:16 - 01:28:18

I think we will be afraid.

01:28:18 - 01:28:20

Wow, TNIAU is so cool.

01:28:20 - 01:28:22

Unless you have a big family of Sumanto.

01:28:22 - 01:28:24

Yes, Im afraid.

01:28:24 - 01:28:26

I wont steal your car.

01:28:26 - 01:28:28

I will be eaten.

01:28:30 - 01:28:32

Ive seen it before.

01:28:32 - 01:28:34

Theres an Avanza.

01:28:34 - 01:28:36

The sticker on the back is so big.

01:28:36 - 01:28:38

One big sticker.

01:28:38 - 01:28:40

HDCI.

01:28:40 - 01:28:42

Harley Davidson Club Indonesia.

01:28:42 - 01:28:44

Your car is an Avanza, but you have a Harley.

01:28:44 - 01:28:46

No one will believe you.

01:28:46 - 01:28:48

No one will believe you.

01:28:48 - 01:28:50

Its a borrowed sticker.

01:28:50 - 01:28:52

No one will believe you.

01:28:54 - 01:28:56

The car is 100 million, the bike is 500 million.

01:28:56 - 01:28:58

It doesnt make sense.

01:28:58 - 01:29:00

Unless its Honda Beat Club Indonesia.

01:29:00 - 01:29:02

Yes, I believe you.

01:29:02 - 01:29:04

This is HDCI.

01:29:07 - 01:29:09

Why is your bikes CC bigger than your car?

01:29:09 - 01:29:11

I dont know.

01:29:13 - 01:29:15

Peoples style doesnt make sense.

01:29:17 - 01:29:21

And the sticker on the rear window of the car is unique.

01:29:21 - 01:29:25

Ive seen one with an Apple logo.

01:29:25 - 01:29:27

On top of it...

01:29:27 - 01:29:29

Mekarsari fruit garden.

01:29:31 - 01:29:33

I want to give you an idea.

01:29:33 - 01:29:35

If you like fruits so much, you can put a Sunpride sticker on the right.

01:29:35 - 01:29:37

The one that comes off the banana.

01:29:37 - 01:29:39

You know.

01:29:39 - 01:29:41

From an orange.

01:29:41 - 01:29:43

The small ones.

01:29:43 - 01:29:45

Boston or something.

01:29:45 - 01:29:47

So people will see that you like fruits.

01:29:47 - 01:29:49

Its so cool.

01:29:49 - 01:29:51

Apple, Mekarsari, Sunpride.

01:29:53 - 01:29:55

I know you like fruits, man.

01:29:59 - 01:30:01

Theres one that I hate the most.

01:30:01 - 01:30:03

The pedal war.

01:30:03 - 01:30:05

Real men use two pedals.

01:30:05 - 01:30:07

Real men use three pedals.

01:30:07 - 01:30:09

Its all the same.

01:30:09 - 01:30:11

Your car is driven, its all the same.

01:30:11 - 01:30:13

Except for one, you step on it and it moves on its own.

01:30:13 - 01:30:15

Its cool.

01:30:15 - 01:30:17

I have two pedals, it moves on its own.

01:30:17 - 01:30:19

I drive it on its own.

01:30:19 - 01:30:21

I dont even use a driver.

01:30:21 - 01:30:23

Why do you have to compete between pedals?

01:30:23 - 01:30:25

Ive never seen a sticker that says,

01:30:25 - 01:30:27

Real men go to a safari park.

01:30:27 - 01:30:29

Theres none.

01:30:29 - 01:30:31

Tourist places are always crowded.

01:30:31 - 01:30:33

No one ever fights.

01:30:33 - 01:30:35

Mekarsari? Theres none.

01:30:37 - 01:30:39

You can see in one car, theres Mekarsari,

01:30:39 - 01:30:41

theres a safari park, theres The Jungle,

01:30:41 - 01:30:43

Bunga Nusantara Park.

01:30:43 - 01:30:45

Theyre all friends.

01:30:45 - 01:30:47

Tourist places are always crowded.

01:30:49 - 01:30:51

Why do you have to fight over a pedal?

01:30:53 - 01:30:55

Relax.

01:30:55 - 01:30:57

Giraffes, geckos, the yellow ones.

01:30:57 - 01:30:59

Relax. No one gets mad at Mekarsari.

01:30:59 - 01:31:01

Theres none.

01:31:01 - 01:31:03

The yellow ones are quiet.

01:31:03 - 01:31:05

No one is recording a fruit.

01:31:05 - 01:31:07

All the geckos are quiet.

01:31:07 - 01:31:09

The yellow ones are quiet and calm.

01:31:09 - 01:31:11

Tourist places are calm.

01:31:11 - 01:31:13

No one gets mad at the pedals.

01:31:15 - 01:31:17

Theres another one thats getting more crowded.

01:31:17 - 01:31:19

I hope you dont use it in this room.

01:31:19 - 01:31:21

Happy Family.

01:31:21 - 01:31:23

Youre so funny.

01:31:23 - 01:31:25

If anyone uses it, please leave.

01:31:27 - 01:31:29

Especially if youre an Agya.

01:31:29 - 01:31:31

Double.

01:31:33 - 01:31:35

Its like I have too much information.

01:31:35 - 01:31:37

Every day Im in a traffic jam.

01:31:37 - 01:31:39

Theres a dad, a mom,

01:31:39 - 01:31:41

a brother.

01:31:41 - 01:31:43

Sometimes theres a cat.

01:31:43 - 01:31:45

What are you doing?

01:31:45 - 01:31:47

Oh my God.

01:31:47 - 01:31:49

Meng.

01:31:49 - 01:31:51

What are you doing? I dont need to know.

01:31:55 - 01:31:57

Every day I have too much on my mind.

01:31:57 - 01:31:59

Every time Im in a traffic jam, I have new information about peoples families.

01:31:59 - 01:32:01

I change my route.

01:32:01 - 01:32:03

My family is different. I have to memorize it again.

01:32:03 - 01:32:05

This is Ayah.

01:32:05 - 01:32:07

This is Rio.

01:32:11 - 01:32:13

And its always written Happy Family.

01:32:13 - 01:32:17

I think the indicator of your familys happiness is on the sticker.

01:32:17 - 01:32:19

You dont have to do that.

01:32:19 - 01:32:21

You never stay at home like that.

01:32:21 - 01:32:23

Your family is not happy.

01:32:23 - 01:32:25

No, its normal. Why dont you have a Happy Family sticker on your car?

01:32:25 - 01:32:27

Show it to the world.

01:32:27 - 01:32:29

Your happy family.

01:32:29 - 01:32:31

Dad, mom.

01:32:31 - 01:32:33

What is a Happy Family?

01:32:35 - 01:32:37

And I always see it on my personal car.

01:32:37 - 01:32:39

Its never on the sticker.

01:32:39 - 01:32:41

Happy sticker.

01:32:41 - 01:32:43

Driver.

01:32:43 - 01:32:45

Mothers who came home from the market.

01:32:45 - 01:32:47

School kids.

01:32:47 - 01:32:49

Thieves.

01:32:49 - 01:32:55

They take it off so we know.

01:32:55 - 01:32:57

And it doesnt affect anything.

01:32:57 - 01:32:59

Theres a Happy Family sticker on your car. It doesnt affect anything.

01:32:59 - 01:33:01

Its true. When Im driving,

01:33:01 - 01:33:03

I have to hit the car in front of me.

01:33:03 - 01:33:05

If theres a Happy Family, I will still hit it.

01:33:07 - 01:33:09

I wont hit it while Im driving.

01:33:09 - 01:33:11

No.

01:33:11 - 01:33:13

No.

01:33:13 - 01:33:15

I wont hit it.

01:33:17 - 01:33:19

I will just hit it when Im in trouble.

01:33:23 - 01:33:27

Theres another thing that has been rising in the last few years.

01:33:27 - 01:33:29

Its netizens.

01:33:29 - 01:33:31

Wow.

01:33:31 - 01:33:33

How do you say netizens?

01:33:35 - 01:33:37

Netizens make you feel cool.

01:33:37 - 01:33:39

Netizens gather to make an event.

01:33:39 - 01:33:41

Netizens challenge you.

01:33:41 - 01:33:43

Its like when you go back to your hometown during Eid.

01:33:43 - 01:33:45

Like when you go back to your hometown.

01:33:45 - 01:33:47

What do you do in the city now? Netizens.

01:33:47 - 01:33:49

Wow.

01:33:49 - 01:33:51

What do you do?

01:33:51 - 01:33:53

Internet and technology.

01:33:53 - 01:33:55

Wow.

01:33:55 - 01:33:57

Your job is so cool.

01:33:57 - 01:33:59

Its nice, right?

01:33:59 - 01:34:01

Let me tell you. You have a job now.

01:34:01 - 01:34:03

When you go home, all you have to say is netizens.

01:34:03 - 01:34:05

In your hometown.

01:34:05 - 01:34:07

Your job is netizens. What is that?

01:34:07 - 01:34:11

Thats it.

01:34:11 - 01:34:13

Netizens. There are so many netizens.

01:34:13 - 01:34:15

Netizens are now the bad guys in the world.

01:34:15 - 01:34:19

So, Rokip Atit is busy now.

01:34:19 - 01:34:21

Poor Rokip Atit.

01:34:23 - 01:34:25

Hes confused.

01:34:25 - 01:34:27

Yesterday, he was like, is that a sin?

01:34:27 - 01:34:29

No, thats netizens.

01:34:29 - 01:34:31

We dont have to mention it.

01:34:31 - 01:34:33

But, its already netizens.

01:34:33 - 01:34:35

Rokip Atit, just be quiet.

01:34:35 - 01:34:37

Just sit.

01:34:37 - 01:34:39

Like a toilet keeper.

01:34:39 - 01:34:41

We dont have to mention it.

01:34:41 - 01:34:43

Just netizens.

01:34:47 - 01:34:50

And there is a classification of weird netizens.

01:34:50 - 01:34:52

Some spread hoaxes.

01:34:52 - 01:34:55

Some spread fake pictures.

01:34:55 - 01:34:57

And followed by other stupid netizens.

01:34:57 - 01:34:59

Have you seen it?

01:34:59 - 01:35:03

Ive seen it on Facebook. There are pictures of girls swimming in a lake.

01:35:03 - 01:35:05

Wearing a swimsuit.

01:35:05 - 01:35:07

When you click like, the swimsuit will come down.

01:35:07 - 01:35:09

Oh my God.

01:35:10 - 01:35:12

Thats what makes me sad.

01:35:12 - 01:35:14

The sadder I am, I see the comments.

01:35:14 - 01:35:16

Like, like, like. There are so many likes.

01:35:16 - 01:35:17

Like, like, like.

01:35:17 - 01:35:19

There are tens of thousands of likes and you expect the swimsuit to come down.

01:35:19 - 01:35:21

Oh my God. Why are Indonesians so stupid?

01:35:21 - 01:35:23

Oh my God.

01:35:27 - 01:35:29

Have you seen it?

01:35:29 - 01:35:33

When you click like, there will be a miracle in your life.

01:35:33 - 01:35:35

I see the comments, like, like, like.

01:35:35 - 01:35:37

There is nothing.

01:35:37 - 01:35:39

Miracle. Your power is gone.

01:35:39 - 01:35:41

There is no miracle there.

01:35:46 - 01:35:49

There is another netizen. His hobby is this.

01:35:49 - 01:35:51

Nazi grammar.

01:35:51 - 01:35:54

Correcting peoples EJD.

01:35:55 - 01:35:58

The point is he doesnt care what argument is corrected by the EJD.

01:35:58 - 01:36:01

You can just pass on important information.

01:36:01 - 01:36:03

Oh my God. There was a Godzilla in Jakarta.

01:36:03 - 01:36:05

He said, hey, Jakarta has a big J.

01:36:06 - 01:36:08

Thats not the point. There is a Godzilla.

01:36:08 - 01:36:10

No, the J is big. Not a small J.

01:36:10 - 01:36:12

Do you love Indonesia? Indonesian language.

01:36:13 - 01:36:15

He doesnt care about the content of the information.

01:36:15 - 01:36:18

The important thing is, does the EJD do something wrong?

01:36:18 - 01:36:20

He keeps looking for it.

01:36:21 - 01:36:23

There is another one. The other day at the election,

01:36:23 - 01:36:25

it was so crowded.

01:36:25 - 01:36:28

You have to choose a governor.

01:36:28 - 01:36:31

Where do you live? In Bekasi.

01:36:31 - 01:36:34

Why are you following me?

01:36:34 - 01:36:36

Just shut up.

01:36:40 - 01:36:42

You live in Kerawang. Why are you following me?

01:36:42 - 01:36:44

Just take care of Mekarta.

01:36:49 - 01:36:52

Do you see the ad? Dad, Mom, I want to move to Mekarta.

01:36:52 - 01:36:54

The only one who moves is my son.

01:36:54 - 01:36:56

Did you teach him?

01:37:00 - 01:37:02

Because his parents dont talk.

01:37:02 - 01:37:04

I want to move to Mekarta. Our son is grown up.

01:37:04 - 01:37:06

He is brave enough to move by himself.

01:37:10 - 01:37:12

Netizens are crazy.

01:37:12 - 01:37:14

How do you say it?

01:37:14 - 01:37:16

Netizens are intimidating.

01:37:18 - 01:37:22

I hope the netizens have their own hell.

01:37:22 - 01:37:24

Hell is like the hell of Jahannam.

01:37:24 - 01:37:26

This is the hell of netizens.

01:37:27 - 01:37:30

I know that God sees this and improves it.

01:37:30 - 01:37:32

This is the hell of netizens.

01:37:33 - 01:37:35

This is the hell of a perfect world.

01:37:36 - 01:37:38

Where no one can be criticized.

01:37:39 - 01:37:42

I think there is a picture of a girl wearing a headband.

01:37:42 - 01:37:44

When she says amen, she will be opened.

01:37:44 - 01:37:46

When people say amen, they are really opened.

01:37:46 - 01:37:48

I mean, I am lying.

01:37:48 - 01:37:50

I am really opened.

01:37:50 - 01:37:52

I am confused.

01:37:52 - 01:37:54

This is hell.

01:37:54 - 01:37:56

I cant lie to people anymore.

01:37:56 - 01:37:58

God, I am sorry.

01:37:59 - 01:38:01

I am really opened now.

01:38:03 - 01:38:05

God, I am sorry.

01:38:07 - 01:38:09

This is the hell of netizens.

01:38:09 - 01:38:11

Everyones EYD is correct.

01:38:11 - 01:38:15

Zaman, napas, apotek, antri.

01:38:15 - 01:38:17

Kuitansi uses kuwi.

01:38:17 - 01:38:19

Everything is correct.

01:38:19 - 01:38:21

There is nothing wrong with the first word.

01:38:21 - 01:38:23

So they want to correct it.

01:38:23 - 01:38:25

God, I am sorry.

01:38:26 - 01:38:28

In this world, we dont correct people.

01:38:29 - 01:38:31

They can be corrected again.

01:38:31 - 01:38:33

They are tortured in hell.

01:38:33 - 01:38:35

Tortured.

01:38:35 - 01:38:37

And in the hell of netizens,

01:38:37 - 01:38:39

in a perfect world,

01:38:39 - 01:38:41

Ahok is an islamic person.

01:38:42 - 01:38:44

He is from Java.

01:38:44 - 01:38:46

He is supported by PKS and FPI.

01:38:46 - 01:38:48

And his nickname is Panji.

01:38:48 - 01:38:50

Thank you everyone. Good night.

01:38:56 - 01:38:58

I dont know how to end this.

01:38:58 - 01:39:00

Thank you so much for coming.

01:39:00 - 01:39:02

I didnt expect to make an event

01:39:02 - 01:39:04

in such a big place like this.

01:39:04 - 01:39:06

And with so many audience.

01:39:09 - 01:39:11

Even though its not full,

01:39:11 - 01:39:13

I am so happy.

01:39:13 - 01:39:15

Thank you for knowing me for a long time.

01:39:15 - 01:39:17

For those who know me in Indonesia,

01:39:17 - 01:39:19

you know that I can stand up too.

01:39:21 - 01:39:23

Thats it. Thank you.

01:39:23 - 01:39:25

I hope you go home safe.

01:39:25 - 01:39:50

Thank you everyone.

01:39:55 - 01:39:59

Thank you for watching.

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