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I started my career as a full-time stand-up comedian.
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Until now, thank God Im still alive.
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And its not easy. I think there are a few things that are not easy to do as a comedian.
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Especially when...
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At first, I was happy. I was never jealous.
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Most of my friends work in an office.
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But Im not jealous. Its like 9 to 5 every day. Jakarta, traffic jam.
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Im not always like that. Sometimes I work on Saturdays, sometimes I dont.
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Even though most of them dont.
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When it comes to income, Im afraid to argue with them.
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But the worst thing is when youre in a meeting.
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Or when youre gathering your family. Because theyll ask you...
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What do you do for a living?
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In your family, its like...
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Its nice if its someone elses job.
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Where do you work now?
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I work at Pertamina.
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Where do you work?
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I work at a bank.
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Theyll say, now youre a stand-up comedian.
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Come on, stand up!
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Come on, just 5 minutes.
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Come on, stand up!
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Thats not fun at all.
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The thing is, stand-up is a job.
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Whats that noise?
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Why is there a phone thats not turned off?
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It must be the brand.
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I cant turn it off.
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I have to unplug it.
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I bought it for a little bit more, whats the point of having a phone?
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The thing is, stand-up is a job.
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Its not a social job, its not a hobby.
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Id rather be in my house.
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Its a job. Stand-up is a job.
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I mean, if you want to be fair...
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...everyone has to show what their job is like, not just me.
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Its fun.
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Where do you work now?
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At Pertamina.
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Can you fill up my car?
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5 liters, come on.
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5 liters, dont be arrogant, Pertamina, come on.
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Because of that, I now know...
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...what its like to be a tailor when youre in university.
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You must be a tailor by now, right?
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Come on, tailor.
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5 centimeters, just a little bit.
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Tidy it up.
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Dont, dont. If you have a friend whos good at dancing or singing...
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...dont tell them, we dont like that.
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Its sad to be a comedian, right?
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To be a comedian.
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Usually when youre on stage, working in the back...
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...after you eat, you have a conversation with the director.
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We really like to be made fun of by people.
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Like when were eating.
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Sir.
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Yes, what is it?
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I almost stopped, what is it?
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Do you know what fake stuff that a lot of people buy?
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What is it?
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All of a sudden?
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What is it?
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Fake teeth?
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Do you use it in your jokes?
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What is it?
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It happens a lot, Im sure comedians know it too.
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There are people who find it funny.
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Hey, youre a comedian, right?
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I also find it funny when Im being made fun of.
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Oh, yes, yes, sir.
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I have jokes. No, no, no.
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No, sir, no jokes.
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Where did they get the funny reference from?
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It must be from Dagelan.
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It must be a meme from an Indonesian comic.
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Its funny.
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It happens a lot when Im in the back...
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...after an event or before a performance, Im accompanied by the director.
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We talk, we just talk.
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Youre serious, right?
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Yes, we just talk.
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Oh, I thought it was always funny.
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What?
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What do you mean its always funny?
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Comedians dont go to funny places.
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Iqowise also doesnt go to funny places, I promise.
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He doesnt go to funny places.
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He doesnt.
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I promise, even though I dont know Iqowise...
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...I promise, when he goes to Indomaret...
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...all he does is shop.
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He doesnt go to Indomaret.
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Maam!
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I bought a permanent.
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I bought a permanent.
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Its just normal.
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Its just normal.
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Were not always funny, its just normal.
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Its just normal.
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And its funny.
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Im a bit lazy when I come home from the airport or out of town.
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I usually take an Uber or a taxi.
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I talk to people.
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Im the last one to be asked what my job is.
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I usually talk to people outside of town.
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What do you do on your days off? Whats your job?
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I usually talk to other people, reporters, writers.
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Because Im too lazy to say Im a stand-up comedian.
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There are two reasons why Im lazy.
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The first one is...
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...he doesnt know.
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If that person has asked me what my job is...
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...it means he doesnt know me.
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Its obvious, he doesnt know who I am.
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If I say Im a stand-up comedian...
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...he will immediately look at the spy in the middle.
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Who is it?
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How many members are there in Suci?
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Two.
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With whom?
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G.
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With?
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With Kemal.
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Oh, I see. I didnt know.
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I was like, damn it. There are two of them.
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Or theres another one. After we say...
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...Im a stand-up comedian, he becomes a soto.
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Theres a driver like that.
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From out of town?
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Yes.
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Work or what?
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Work.
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What does he do?
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A stand-up comedian?
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No wonder.
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I see him and I know who he is.
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Yes, I know.
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How many members are there in Suci?
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Damn it. The question is the same again.
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G, Kemal. Im the second one.
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Enough.
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Im lazy.
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Oh, no wonder. I think Ive seen him.
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Ive seen him on TV.
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I think hes the one who saw the Miozet ad.
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Do you know me yet?
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The Miozet ad is sad.
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I bet Yamaha for the first time...
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...only wanted G and Kemal.
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G and Kemal are handsome. Theyre suitable for our ad.
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But the Miozet ad has three colors.
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They were just googling.
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Oh, theres a second winner.
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Finally I was invited.
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Yes, G and Kemal appeared out of nowhere.
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No, theres a second winner.
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Why is it so sad?
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It was supposed to be made here. Thats why its not full.
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And becoming a comic, what I like...
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...is that Ive been to a lot of cities in Indonesia.
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It wasnt my first time on a plane.
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But it was my first time experiencing...
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...business class.
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Have you ever experienced business class?
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I dont think so. You look like an economist.
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I dont think so.
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Ive never experienced business class.
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Ive experienced it twice.
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The first time was with Panji. So I didnt take care of it.
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The second time, I went alone.
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From Surabaya to Jakarta.
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I bought a first class...
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...a business class from Garuda.
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I bought the ticket and the EO.
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I went home alone.
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When you see people...
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...when youre on a plane for the first time...
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...you think theyre ignorant.
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Youll be ignorant if you do something for the first time.
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I was really ignorant about business class.
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Where do I check in?
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Most of the queues are economy class, right?
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Where do I check in?
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I wanted to ask, whats the ticket for?
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Oh, its economy. Business class.
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Where is it?
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Where is the queue for business class?
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Its a long queue.
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Lion, CityLink.
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Where is business class?
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Where is business class?
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Because its different, right?
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The queue is only on the sofa.
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No queues. Just give the passports.
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I was like, this is so cool.
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I was with business class.
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Carrying small suitcases.
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Like up in the air, George Clooney.
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Carrying suitcases everywhere.
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I was only wearing a t-shirt and a t-shirt.
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I was like, this is so cool.
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I was with these people.
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I was paid for the ticket.
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Coolness is not only when youre in a queue.
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But when youre on a plane.
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When you meet a flight attendant,
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where do you sit?
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Business class.
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Business class, maam.
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You can see my seat in the front.
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Business class.
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I was never that happy when I met a flight attendant.
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Business class.
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Because usually, when youre in a queue,
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you buy a lion.
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Where do you sit? 11F. I know.
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11F.
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I know. You put it up there.
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I know.
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Flight attendant.
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I know.
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If youre in business class, youre proud to be asked.
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If youre asked by a flight attendant, its like you already know.
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Business class, maam.
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You sit.
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When you sit, youre in the front.
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Economical people are in the queue.
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When I sit, theres already orange juice.
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Queue, sir.
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With a warm towel.
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The back is full, right?
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The first thing I do when I sit in a plane,
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the seat is big, right?
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The first thing I do is
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get on and off the seat. Its so fun.
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Right?
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Economical people dont feel it.
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Economical people, when you sit, you press here, right?
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Then you move it back a little.
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Please, sir, I want to take off. Dont move it back.
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Please, sir.
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Dont move it back a little.
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Maam, I just pressed it, maam.
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I want to give you some tips.
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To you, economical people.
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If you want your seat to be comfortable,
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you come here for the first time.
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The first passenger.
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There are three seats.
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You move it back a little.
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You move it back a little.
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So it looks even.
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Thats right.
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So when you sit, you can see it.
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Its even. So its safe.
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The back seat is tight, right? No, its even.
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Can you see it? Its even.
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Ill show you how to do it.
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You come here for the first time, you move it back a little.
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The back seat is tight.
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The important thing is its even.
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Are you sure, sir? Its even.
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My knees are even. My head is here.
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Are you sure, sir?
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The flight attendant too.
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Its even, even though its tilted.
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Business class, man. Its so fun.
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Its so fun.
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I still remember it. Its been so long.
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I still remember it until now.
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I offered him food.
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He said, do you want to be served?
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I said, all of it, sir.
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Appetizer, main course, dessert, all of it.
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Batagor, all of it.
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I said, I want to eat, sir.
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The gentlemen next to me.
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He said, sir, do you want to eat?
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I said, no, I just want to sleep in Jakarta.
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Wow.
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Hes so great.
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He doesnt want to eat in business class.
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He must be a rich man.
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Hes even shaking Nora over there.
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Nora, go to sleep.
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Seriously, he sleeps in Jakarta.
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He doesnt even eat fruit.
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He doesnt even drink half a bottle of water.
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I eat all of it. Its so good.
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Even though its fun.
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Even though they usually buy it in economy class.
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But its rare.
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Ive been there once.
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From Jakarta to...
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Adisucipto, in Jogja.
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That was the scariest turbulence Ive ever experienced in my life.
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The plane was like this.
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It was flying.
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You know, like this.
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And then it went again.
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Wow.
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Usually, turbulence is like this.
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But it went like this.
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Its like your heart is going down and up again.
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Its like hysteria in Dufan.
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And then it went again.
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And I was sitting at the window.
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The window was empty and there was a guy next to me.
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When it was over, we were like...
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It was scary. But guys cant scream.
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Its a gang.
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We were like...
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We were like...
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Fine. Okay. Relax.
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And the pilot was like...
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Ladies and gentlemen, we just experienced turbulence.
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And the pilots were calm.
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Because they were men.
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Maybe in the cockpit they were like...
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Youre the one talking.
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I need to take a deep breath.
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Those who are traumatized.
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It was scary.
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It was scary.
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Actually, it was just once.
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Thank God we made it to Jogja.
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What made me panic was...
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I was in the left row.
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In the right row, there were a lot of ladies.
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When it went down, they were screaming.
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They were like...
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They were screaming.
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I was like, what is this?
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Have you ever been on a plane?
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In front of us, there were books.
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Safety books, food books.
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There was one book that was rarely touched.
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A prayer book.
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But at that time, it happened.
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Everyone was screaming.
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A prayer book.
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All religions were being read.
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As long as its safe.
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It was scary.
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You need a disaster to remember God.
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Oh God.
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God.
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In the past few years,
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There are things that I think
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are increasing.
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The most visible one is social media.
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Right?
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Social media is getting crazier.
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With smartphones, social media is getting cheaper.
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Its getting crazier.
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I love to look at Instagram.
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I once met someone whose Instagram was full of selfies.
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All of them. Not a single one without a selfie.
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Selfie, selfie, selfie.
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What is that? Selfie?
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I once saw a caption.
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Please ignore my face.
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This is a box frame.
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Its full of faces.
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How can we ignore your face?
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If we can only see your face,
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how can we ignore it?
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Its all of your faces.
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Even if we want to ignore it, its still visible.
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Not to mention people who
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are full of wisdom in their captions.
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The caption is like,
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You dont know what you got till its gone.
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Whatever the photo is.
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I think he...
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What is the reference for these captions?
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I think he used a book called Sidhu in elementary school.
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So, when he uploads a photo,
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he says, experience is the best teacher.
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When he uploads another photo,
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the caption is, Narcobano prestasiesa.
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People are crazy about selfies.
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I once was riding a Transjakarta train.
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I was sitting with a lady.
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She was playing with her phone.
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She opened her phone and unlocked it.
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You can see the wallpaper.
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But its her own face.
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Why would you put a photo of your own face
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on your own phone?
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What are you doing?
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Are you afraid? What does my face look like?
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Unlock. Here it is.
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I almost forgot.
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Im lucky I unlocked it.
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The wallpaper is gone. I forgot what my face looks like.
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Why would you put a photo of your own face?
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Not to mention the social media,
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Instastory and Snapchat.
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Everything.
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Everything is on Instastory.
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24 hours, its gone. You wont remember it.
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But you still have to.
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Sometimes, Instastory is a selfie too.
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You just have to move.
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Like this.
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Its a selfie too. Its her own face.
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And usually, when people post a photo,
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its only fun when its on Instastory.
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Right?
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Youre eating with your friends.
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Were all eating.
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Theres no one talking.
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Or sometimes, Instastory makes them
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feel like theyre in amnesia.
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For example, in Senayan City.
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Its been an hour in Senayan City.
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Give them a handphone, Instastory.
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Where are we? Senayan City.
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Its been Senayan City for a while.
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Did he forget?
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He just remembered when he was at Instastory.
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Crazy.
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And indeed, social media makes
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ordinary people feel shy.
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They feel like they have fans.
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Right? Especially when theres Instagram live.
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Live everyday.
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Hi, how are you?
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Four people are watching. Who are you talking to?
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Hi, who are you talking to?
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Only four people.
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Hi, Im back. Sorry, this is just live.
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Just leave it. Sorry, this is just live.
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No one is looking for you.
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No one is looking for you.
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Its like they feel shy.
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Like they have fans.
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Theres LFL.
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Like for like.
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You have to spam like 5 times.
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You have to spam like 5 times.
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Then Ill like your photo.
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What is this?
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Liking with a thumb ring.
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Its just a matter of your thumb.
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Unfollow.
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Block. What is this?
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Unfollow with a thumb ring.
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Its just that.
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Not hashtag like
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late post.
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If you want to post a photo, just do it.
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I dont care when its taken.
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There will be someone uploading a photo in Dufan.
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Then your friend goes home.
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Why are you at home?
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I saw you at Dufan.
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Thats why you should use a late post.
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So people will know.
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We are confused.
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Late post.
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Oh, you went to Dufan yesterday?
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Yes, tell them.
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I thought it was today.
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I dont care about peoples late post.
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Not even those who like to post OOTD.
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Crazy.
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Ive seen it.
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Someone...
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My hair has no shape, right?
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Ive seen someone...
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Dont make me laugh.
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Whats wrong with my hair?
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Ive seen someone
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posting OOTD three times a day.
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Its like...
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OOTD is
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outfit of the day.
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Just once.
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OOTD three times a day.
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OOTD in the afternoon.
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OOTD in the evening.
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Whats your OOTD?
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Besides being shy to have fans.
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Social media makes you feel shy to have haters.
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Crazy.
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Someone commented,
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I think your 360 camera filter is too thick.
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Haters.
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Haters. A little bit is haters.
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A little comment is haters.
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Now,
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hate means to hate.
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Haters, theres an S.
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Haters.
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Do you think theres a group of people
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hanging out together,
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like, lets hate him today.
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No, man. Who are you?
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Who are you to hate?
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People gather and we hate whatever he posts.
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We hate it.
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No, man. You dont even have 100 followers.
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Who are you?
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Who are you to hate?
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Unless youre like Radit,
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Pevita, a million followers,
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theres someone who hates you.
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No one.
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And social media also
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makes people
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especially when Raisa appears.
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Raisas Instagram has a lot of followers.
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When Raisa appears in
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the world of entertainment
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and people know her,
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theyre like, Raisa is so pretty.
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Shes the prettiest. So pretty.
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I dont think Raisa is that pretty.
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Yes, shes pretty, but not that much.
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Why do Indonesians never see a pretty girl before?
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I think since were independent, theres no pretty girl.
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Suddenly, Raisa appears.
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Raisa is so pretty.
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Raisa.
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Pretty, pretty, pretty.
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I think Indonesians overestimate Raisa.
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Shes pretty, but not that much.
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Shes pretty, thats it.
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Its normal. Dont you ever see Maudi Kusnedi?
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Or Bulan Gurindo? Theyre all pretty.
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You can see that my taste is weak.
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Okay, its okay.
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Ive shown you.
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I dont follow Raisa.
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Let me show you.
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Theres a photo of Raisa sitting on the floor.
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Theres light from behind.
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Its a silhouette.
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From the side. Its black. Raisa is black.
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Silhouette.
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The likes are 50,000.
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The comments are, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty.
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So pretty, so pretty.
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Where is this pretty?
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Its like Raisa posts anything, its pretty.
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Its like Raisa is walking.
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Pretty.
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Pretty, Raisa.
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Pretty.
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Relationship goals.
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Squad goals.
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The comments.
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Body goals.
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Squad goals.
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Why do I only see girls in bikinis on the beach?
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Squad goals.
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Why do I only see girls in bikinis on the beach?
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My dream is to wear a bikini on the beach.
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Squad goals.
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When I was a kid, my squad goals were Power Rangers.
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For Power Rangers on TV, it was my squad goals.
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Even though I never got a red Ranger when I played, but its okay.
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Squad goals.
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This is a fun fact.
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I was in junior high in Jakarta.
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Raisa was my classmate.
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I was in third grade, Raisa was in first grade.
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So when she came in, she was already famous for being pretty.
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Because she was pretty.
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But Raisa was a bit chubby.
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Raisa was chubby.
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She was pretty, but when a person is chubby...
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When shes chubby,
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other characteristics are neglected.
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Right?
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Do you know Raisa?
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Which one? The pretty one in third grade.
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No, I dont know.
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Long hair.
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I dont know. The chubby one.
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I know Raisa is chubby.
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I know, I know, I know.
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But after I went to university in Unpar,
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I found out that chubby people lose to Chinese people.
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Then in political class, I was in the same class as Alvin.
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Which Alvin? The one with the glasses?
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No, I dont know. The one from Surabaya?
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I dont know.
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The Chinese one? Alvin!
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I know, I know, I know. I was in the same class as the one from Surabaya.
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I know, I know, I know.
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So its easy to classify people.
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Afgan was also in the same class as me.
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I was in the same class as Afgan.
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Of course Afgan didnt know me.
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Thats for sure.
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Not even after he became famous.
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I didnt even know him when we were still in school.
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Because we were never in the same class.
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In high school, if you dont play with boys, you play with girls.
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So I didnt play with Afgan.
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Sorry Afgan, I dont know you either.
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I really dont know you.
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Not long ago, a month ago,
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after the reunion of the 34th high school unit.
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All the units were there.
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The poster was given photos of the 34th high school students who became artists.
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Afgan Raisa, Aki, Alexa, all of them.
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Of course I wasnt there.
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Thats why I didnt go there.
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Sorry.
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Its not that I didnt want to, its just...
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Its not a stand-up. Why wasnt I in the poster?
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Im not famous.
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Social media also helps to increase
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the appearance and popularity of
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Young Wax and Awkwarin, right?
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Right?
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Because of social media, they are very famous.
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I dont care what kind of videos they want to make.
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I dont care.
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Im fed up with people who post negative things.
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The content is negative.
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Its not good.
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Meanwhile, your content is positive.
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You post negative things, its filled with Samyang food.
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Q&A.
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Reactions to other peoples videos.
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Whats positive about that?
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You post negative things about other people, but youre just normal.
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And Im also fed up with people who post negative things, but theyre watched.
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Right?
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Oh my God, Awkwarins video is like this.
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Take a look.
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Oh yeah, thats right.
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Take a look.
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Finally, a lot of people watch it because you dont like it.
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What should I do?
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What should I do? I dont understand the logic.
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They go on a vacation to Bali with their girlfriend.
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Because you watch them, they go on a vacation to Bali and they have money.
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Meanwhile, you watch it in your apartment.
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Theres no AC.
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The phone is Evercoast.
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You watch it with a quota, its about to run out.
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Its only 144p.
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Oh my God.
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Youre being sued for it.
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Its so bad.
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Ill share it with someone else.
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Meanwhile, theyre getting richer by watching it.
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Its so weird for people like that.
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Theyre angry, but theyre still watching it.
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Theyre like, what the heck is this?
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A vacation to Bali with his girlfriend.
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Its pretty big.
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They must be using contouring.
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Contouring to make it bigger.
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And Im also fed up with people who see it like that.
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And they say, oh, hes a kid now.
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He was my age.
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Your age is the purest in the world.
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Its not just because theres social media.
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Im sure that all of the sexual acts...
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Back in the day, there were.
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But there was no social media.
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There were a lot of tattoos back then.
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Roughly speaking, there were a lot.
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Vacation to Bali with his girlfriend.
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There were a lot.
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Riding a horse with a bra.
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Maybe there were, I dont know.
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Back in the day, I dont know.
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Maybe there were. I havent researched that much.
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Who knows, maybe in the kingdom era...
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The old men were in a hurry.
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The old men were riding a horse with a bra.
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Later. In a hurry.
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Who knows? I dont know either.
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The point is, theyre not...
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Because back in the day, there were.
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But youve seen the BTS video, right?
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Just admit it.
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Watching Indosiar doesnt admit it.
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Watching BTS doesnt admit it.
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You know, right?
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The autotune voice. You know, right?
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Thats the autotune voice.
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I salute Maokarin in that video.
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I salute him.
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I salute him because he...
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Riding a horse.
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Alone, calm.
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Without his horse being held by his brother.
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Thats crazy.
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Thats amazing.
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Try it. If youre in doubt,
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or if youre at the top, ride a horse.
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His brother is holding it like this, right?
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If his brother lets go...
00:30:09 - 00:30:11
Bro, dont let go!
00:30:11 - 00:30:13
Dont let go!
00:30:14 - 00:30:16
What are you holding?
00:30:21 - 00:30:23
He let go a little.
00:30:23 - 00:30:26
Meanwhile, Maokarin is calm.
00:30:27 - 00:30:29
Maybe thats why hes wearing a cap.
00:30:29 - 00:30:31
If hes open, maybe...
00:30:32 - 00:30:34
Bang, bang, bang.
00:30:34 - 00:30:52
If thats the case, riding animals at the mall is safer.
00:31:04 - 00:31:10
Thank you for watching.