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E78: Kisah Kasih Desta Boiyen

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Akhirnya Boiyen datang juga!!! Ketebak dong siapa yang paling happy di episode ini?
Trio Kurnia dipandu oleh Vincent Kurnia, Andre Kurnia, & Desta Kurnia, di sini mereka akan berbagi cerita tentang orang-orang yang menghiasi hidup mereka. Suka sama Trio Kurnia? Jangan lupa follow @trio.kurnia di Instagram!

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Boyan, ini ngomong-ngomong lo kan digimikin a dash boy dash boy dash da boyan, ini kan cuman gimik apa kayaknya lo mau juga nih.

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Gatau kan jodoh misteri bang, iya kan.

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Tapi kan lo sama anak-anaknya udah foto semua.

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Iya kemarin, rame loh bang, yang saya pasang pohon rambut tetangga saya bilang, Boyan mau lamaran, tetangga saya lewat.

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Ngomong gini, baboyan ayo Arisan, ntar-ntar dulu gue lagi beresin rumah, mau ada acara ya lamaran ya.

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Gara-gara tiktok itu bang, nongol foto berempat sama anak-anak, berlima.

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Nanti gini aja, kalo desta sama Boyan jadi, gue sebagai sahabat, nanti kalo kalian mau nikah biar aku jadi penghujat.

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Penghulu, penghulu.

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Dateng cuman ngatain doang, penghujat.

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Dateng, kalian bangsat.

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Halo, akhirnya permintaan aku terkabul.

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Terima kasih buat Trio Kurnia yang sudah mengabulkan permintaan aku.

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Kalo lo tau permintaan apa nih?

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Aku bisa ketemu langsung dengan idol aku Marissa Haq, luar biasa.

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Terima kasih Mbak Marissa.

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Kita sudah berhasil mengundang Tawan Kebon nih.

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Halo, terima kasih ya Mbak ya.

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Liat dong bajunya.

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Belang-belang kayak Tawan.

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Wah vokal stripper.

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Gak ada yang relate.

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Ada, I believe in you.

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Oh true and true.

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Aku taunya, I believe I can fly.

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Gitu ya?

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Bukan, bukan.

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Vincent malas ngomong ngomong itu ya.

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Vincent nyamder aja, jangan nonton nih.

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Tadi kita dateng pagi-pagi itu si Desta kenapa Ndri masuk-masuk studio lo Ndri?

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Dia pake sepatu masuk sini.

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Iya, iya bang.

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Bang, bang, saya gak tau.

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Tadi gue lupa gak tau kenapa, mungkin karena abis party semalam ya.

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Oh iya, iya bener.

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Gue tuh ini apa.

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Waduh kaki gue ada tisu lagi.

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Nopi, nopi, nopi.

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Pake sepatu masuk.

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Lupa aja tadi, gue maki-maki abis.

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Iya, iya maaf ya bang ya.

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Gak apa-apa saya, aduh maaf soalnya jempol saya agak.

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Kerut.

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Lu pake tisu ngapain?

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Enggak, kos kaki gue ketinggalan gue pake tisu.

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Pagi-pagi nyari kos kaki.

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Di rumah lagi banyak tukang.

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Tukangnya pake kos kaki lo?

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Iya.

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Disumpel tisu.

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Iya.

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Boy and I love you.

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I love you too bang.

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Lagi viral dimana-mana nih orang nih.

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Keren, Boyan keren banget.

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Iya kan berkat Bang Desta, Bang Vincent, Bang Andre.

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Boyan ini kan pacar aku di Laporpa.

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Aku berebutan dia sama Andika.

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Iya dulu sempet.

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Kemarin kan gue party ada Andika tuh.

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Gue bilang, Andika sorry ya Boyan gue ambil.

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Gue bilang gitu.

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Terus gimana dia?

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Ambil aja.

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Kata dia gitu.

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Kok gak dipertahankan sih sama dia?

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Jarang-jarang kan ada cewek di oper-oper kredit begini.

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Boyan, Boyan gue mau tau, gue mau nanya dulu.

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Ini kan kita bicara soal Boyan.

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Jadi sorry ini sebelumnya kita mau datang ke Boyan karena request dari Paranoid banyak banget.

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Banyak banget.

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Oh banyak, terima kasih ya.

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Sama-sama.

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Kalau panggilan itu pendengar pois, apa?

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Pois.

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Iya nois.

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Pois.

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Pendengar pois.

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Paranois.

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Paranois, paranois.

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Iya paranois makasih ya.

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Udah request saya ya.

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Iya.

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Nah tuh Andre lanjutin Andre.

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Oke gue mau nanya.

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Dulu waktu Boyan muncul tuh sejenis apa awal-awal?

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Umi-umian.

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Umi-umian tuh sejenis umi-umian.

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Dari mana dulu Boyan memeniti karir tuh awal dari mana sih?

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Penyanyi dangdut.

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Oh dulu penyanyi dangdut?

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Iya.

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Gue kenal lu tuh justru malah pelawak bukan penyanyi.

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Penyanyi saya bang dulu bang.

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Masa, coba nyanyi.

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Nyanyi lagu apa?

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Sukan Abang Dangdut.

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Lagu kampanye, lagu kampanye.

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Gak ada yang lagu kampanye dong.

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Bajunya kuning lagi nih.

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Gak ada hitamnya bang.

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Kalau mau lagu lu yang itu.

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Itu yang lagu, yang iya.

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Semua cowok di chattingan, kini udah gak penasaran.

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Kalau foto kuno tipuan, kalau cantik kuno editan.

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Ih bagus suaranya.

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Berapa viewersnya sekarang?

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Viewers yang mana?

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Yang lagu itu.

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Yang lagu Hoak itu udah naik tadi kan 27 ya.

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27 apa?

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27 juta.

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Serius Boy?

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Sekarang kayak lebih dari itu.

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Kalau yang chattingan?

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Chattingan belum saya cek lagi sih bang, kayaknya nambah deh.

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Bisa biasa ngomong lu, bisa biasa aja gak?

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Gue bejek muka lu nih.

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Lagu gue yang bulan.

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Bulankah begitu.

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Berapa tuh Ji?

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1,4 juta.

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Ini 27 juta loh.

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Iya bang.

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Gila keren bang.

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Tapi memang dia kesempatan, dulu gue pertama kenal dia tuh di talk show-nya Ante V dulu.

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Ya dulu berdua ada program, kita dulu ngobrol asik ya dulu ya.

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Iya sama Nunung, Mbak Nunung gitu.

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Nah terus tiba-tiba, abis itu kita gak pernah ketemu lagi ya.

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Iya gak pernah ketemu lagi, ketemu-ketemu waktu itu di itu ya bang ya.

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Di OPJ, bincang tamu aku.

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Iya OPJ semua, kan ada Andre juga dong.

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Oh iya.

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Ada gue juga.

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Nah itu akhirnya ketemu di talk show.

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Tapi sekarang job nyanyi udah kurang, lebih banyak lawak.

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Iya ngelawak memang MC.

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Tapi paket lengkap nih kalau ngundang Boyen.

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Iya.

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Nyanyi bisa, ngelawak bisa, nembok juga bisa kalau gak salah ya.

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Bisa, ini saya habis ngechat.

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Ini saya habis ngechat kesini.

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Enggak dia beneran.

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Habis ngechat-ngechat Punicur.

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Punicur.

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Punicur, kemarin dia habis nanam tanaman rambut juga beneran.

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Iya.

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Dia semua.

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Gila keren banget loh Boyen.

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Terus itu, beli yang molding.

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Si Vincent intropet tuh dia malas ngajak ngomong.

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Iya, bang dia macet sih, sini apa.

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Tuh betusuk.

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Beneran.

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Ternyata.

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Ditodong.

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Kenapa sih es, dia cewek seksi tau.

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Iya, cuman berisik.

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Ini kalau di ruang wardrobe nih, di ruang make up, ini ngomong gak berhenti.

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Vincent kan di ujung tuh bangunya tuh.

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Iya.

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Diem aja, kenapa dia tuh berarti kenapa Yan?

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Dia intropet.

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Intropet.

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Iya, intropet bang.

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Di pojokan sama dia temennya.

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Eh, emang tahun baru intropet, intropet.

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Intropet.

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Intropet.

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Kenapa Dien?

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Pokoknya bang Pinchan nih kalau di ruangan, dia selalu, dia, pokoknya saya, ininya nih kodenya ada guling.

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Guling udah nyampe, berarti bang Pinchan udah nyampe tuh.

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Itu kan bukan guling gue ya.

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Itu guling siapa?

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Guling situ, emang udah disitu deh.

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Emang udah dulu.

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Tapi kok selalu kalau itu buat bang Pinchan doang, guling itu.

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Kagak ada, yang naronya aja disitu, bukan guling gue, guling jelek begitu.

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Enggak, nyampe nya bareng loh bang, tuh guling.

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Gue tendang pelalip.

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Gila, mau ditendang pelalip.

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Di pojokan temennya.

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Boyan, coba nyanyi Boyan.

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Nyanyi lagu apa nih kita nih.

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Coba.

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Why.

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Wise men say.

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Itu kan.

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Dia tau lagunya loh.

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Take my whole life to.

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Why, why you look so sad.

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Oh bukan why.

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Oh.

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Tau dia, tau dia.

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Makanya why makanya lagunya itu ya.

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Hebat loh dia tau loh.

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Tau musiknya juga luar biasa.

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Tau musiknya hebat loh.

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Nyanyi, nyanyi.

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Oh.

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Why you look so sad.

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Asyik.

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Tears in your eyes.

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Come on and come to me now.

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Sedap.

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John.

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Bukan, bukan why.

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He has made to cry.

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Fish, fish, fish.

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Let me, let me see you through.

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G minor.

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Cause in the dark side too.

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When the night falls on you.

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Marahin ya, marahin ya, marahin ya, marahin ya.

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Udah gapapa.

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Marahin dulu gitarnya gimana sih gitu.

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Ini kenyangan lontong kayaknya nih bang.

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Masih ada setipikatnya gimana.

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Iya baru setipikat.

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Setipikat.

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Balik nama nih.

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Balik nama nih.

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Ada ajb nya.

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Orang ada ajb.

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Ada ajb.

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Gitar ada ajb nya.

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Lagu barat apalagi yang lu suka.

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Lagu barat.

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Dia bisa semua.

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Wise men say.

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Wise men say.

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Take my whole life too.

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Nah itu.

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I cant help.

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Suara dua.

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Falling in love with you.

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Marahin ya gitarnya ga bener tadi.

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Gapapa.

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Gapapa kan masih ada setipikatnya bang.

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Takut receh.

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Kasih fluid dong.

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Kasih fluid ya.

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Fluid apa?

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Tunggu dulu.

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Titanic.

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Lagi nyemplung itu.

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Yang udah beku.

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Jump.

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You jump, I jump.

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Iya.

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Gue ngerasa kayak film zombie tuh.

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Bukan kayak Titanic, malah kayak zombie.

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Lagunya Titanic gimana?

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Nah coba sekarang situasi ayo.

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Citanya ini kita lagi ada.

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Film Titanic.

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Boyan jadi Rose.

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Axel Rose ya jadi Axel Rose.

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Bukan dong.

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Sambil goyang-goyang lagi.

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Kan kakinya naik satu megang mic gitu kan.

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Terus kencing.

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Jadi dogi dong.

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Ada orang kayak begini.

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Dia jadi Rose.

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Lu jadi Jack.

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Jack.

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Yang pingsan jadi apa?

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Gue jadi suasana yang belakang.

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Suasana yang belakang ya.

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Kita mulai dari kapal dulu ya.

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Ini kapal udah mau tenggelam nih.

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Gue ilustrasi musiknya ya.

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Ini kapalnya kapal selam kempempe.

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Bukan, kapal Titanic.

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Jadi lo dialog sedikit abis itu lo nyanyi.

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Ini namanya kapal tetenik.

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Bukan tetek, tetenik.

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Bukan tetek nih.

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Ayo.

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Rose.

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Jack.

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Belum, belum tenggelam.

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Lagi santai, lagi santai.

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Lagi santai nih, lagi santai.

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Rose.

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Suara air, suara air.

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Suara air.

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Nampaknya perasaan aku tidak enak.

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Ini pake bahasa Indonesia ya.

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Perasaan aku tidak enak, Rose.

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Ngomong lu.

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Oh iya, udah gue nungguin.

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Jack.

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Apa?

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Aku harap swimming.

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Lu mau berenang?

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Ini udah malem.

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Ini kan restoran Skomala.

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Cut, cut, cut.

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Kenapa, kenapa?

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Kalau bisa ini serius.

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Jangan bercanda ya.

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Jangan bercanda.

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Drama banget.

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Eh keribu, mana musiknya?

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Udah mulai wasit tuh mulai tiup tuh.

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Bukan wasit dong.

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Ini nakoda nih.

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Oh nakoda.

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Nakoda.

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Tunggu nih ada suaranya nih bentar.

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Ayo, ayo.

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Oke kita mulai ya.

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Iya.

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Action.

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Rose.

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Sepertinya cuaca sangat buruk.

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Perasaan aku tidak enak ini, Rose.

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Kenapa?

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Aku takut kapal kenapa-napa.

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Sepertinya aku oleng juga.

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Makanya kamu jangan kebanyakan minum, Rose.

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Shot.

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Bukan pacara.

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Ini ceritanya di depan bahaya, tanda bahaya nih.

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Oh tanda bahaya.

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Di depan ada batu, di depan ada batu.

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Rose, Rose.

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Jack.

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Lihat itu.

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Ini di depan.

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Ada bat, ada bat, bat, bat.

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Batu, batu.

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Bat, bat, bat.

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Apa?

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Bat, bat, bat.

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Ta, sa, jim.

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Ngaji, ngaji, ngaji.

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Kita kalau dalam game begitu kan kita harus ingat.

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Iya, harus ngaji.

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Iya.

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Ada batu, ada batu, Jack.

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Batu apa?

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Ada batu, Rose.

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Wah ada batu loncatan.

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Bukan, bukan.

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Batu apa itu?

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Ini batu ginjal.

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Ini director juga gak serius.

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Panik, panik, panik.

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Ada batu, batu es.

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Jack, Jack.

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Dia, perahu kita yang tertabrak.

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Gak perahu dong.

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Gak perahu, kapal dong.

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Kapal kita yang mau tertabrak.

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Gunung es.

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Akhirnya tertabrak.

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Tidak!

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Kapal pun tenggelam.

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Kecebur.

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Disitulah Jack dan, dan Rose Rosalinda ini.

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Siapa nama lu?

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Rose.

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Dan Rose mengapung, mengapung, mengapung di lautan.

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Loh?

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Itu, itu ceritanya ketenggelam bang.

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Minum air.

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Yang tenggelam sih Jack.

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Jack.

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Kambut tuh.

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Jack.

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Jack.

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Disitulah perpisahan.

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Rose, biarkanlah kamu selamatkan diri kamu.

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Ini ambil kayuku.

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Kayu apa?

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Ini yang buat gue ngapung, tolong.

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Tidak boleh tolong-tolongan.

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Ini sudah perpisahan, tidak boleh tolong-tolongan.

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Oh iya, gue berkorban buat lu, aku berkorban buat kamu.

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Jack, aku gak mau kehilangan kamu.

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Ambil kayu ini.

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Akhirnya Jack pun perlahan-lahan tenggelam.

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Wah, kamu masuk angin ya?

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Masuk dalam air.

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Masuk dalam air.

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Jack, teriak.

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Jack.

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Jack, jangan tinggalin aku.

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Berapa menit tadi, itu enggak?

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Enggak, lu bukannya lama-lama.

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Latihan renang.

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Udah lu tenggelam, udah mati, lu mati.

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Langsung.

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Langsung kayak takut tuh tenggelam masuk.

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Sedih langsung.

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Mati.

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Nananana...

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Nyanyi.

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Melodi bacot.

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Nyanyi langsung, nyanyi.

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Melodi bacot.

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Every night in my dream I see you, I feel you.

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Sudah.

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That is how I know you

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Go on

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Ref

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For across the distance

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Suruh ref nyanyi lagi deh

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His face is between us

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You have come to show you

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Go on

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Gohok

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Masuk

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Near

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Far

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Wherever you are

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I believe that

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The heart does

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Go on

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Once more

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You open the door

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And youre here in my heart

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My heart will go on and on

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Rose

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I cant breathe

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Rose

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Cik

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Im still alive

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Oh youre still alive

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Why are you alive?

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Just try it

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Amazing

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Its a serious drama, but its a comedy

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But Boyen, I want to know

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Your career is from singing

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Yes

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Youre called a singer right?

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Yes, people know Im a singer

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But you think of yourself as a singer

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No, I dont

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I think of myself as Anja Geraldin

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Why?

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Ill stab you

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Whats your real name?

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Yeni

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Yeni Rahmat

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Yeni Rahmawati

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Yeni Rahmawati

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Your parents really like Yeni Rahman

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Yes, my parents really like Yeni Rahman

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My father used to be a fan of Garis Maraton

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Garis Maraton

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But the one who looks like him is me

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Not Maraton, this is Roberto Carlos

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Back in Brazil

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So maybe your parents wanted Boyen to be like Yeni Rahman

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Yes, my father used to be a fan of Yeni Rahman

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But in my opinion, hes just an ordinary person

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Hes just the way he is

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Hes not fake

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Even though he looks like that when he talks

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Yes

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Hes just like that

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Okay

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Im so tired of pretending

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Im tired of pretending

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Pretending is the worst

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Im tired

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Its good if you can sleep

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You can sleep until youre sleepy

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Thats right

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Its so relaxing, you dont have to think about anything

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Do you want to be chained?

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Boyen

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Yes

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In the previous episode, which will be aired next week

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Yes

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We talked about people who became Carunia in 2023

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Sinsen said thats you

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Yes

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Carunia

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And from me, in 2023 people who became Carunia for me is one of you

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Yes

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Because you brought a new color in the Tuneco program

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Yes

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In terms of work, I think we also connected

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Yes

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And also not just work, but there is a chemistry

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Where we become another family without blood

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Yes

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Thats right

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For you, who is your Carunia?

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Is Desta one of your Carunia?

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Yes

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Thats right

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Bang Vincent

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Dont point at me

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Bang Vincent, Bang Desta

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This is one of my Carunia

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Not bad, I have a lot of Carunia

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I see

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Not bad

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Do you know?

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I dont know

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My ceiling was hit by a car

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Your ceiling?

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Yes

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Theres a car there

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A big car

00:17:28 - 00:17:29

00:17:29 - 00:17:30

It fell

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Was Musang really hiding there?

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No, he was dated by Boyen

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Musang King

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Duren

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And then?

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Its delicious, the most expensive

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Yes

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Yes

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My cat was bitten by Musang because of that thumb

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Then my cat in the room, suddenly he played, his neck was hollow

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Oh my God, dead?

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No, fortunately I was taken to the hospital, 7 stitches

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And now whats the sound?

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The sound is like that

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Poor

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Are you serious?

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Yes

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Finally I got a blessing, I was invited to a night show

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Sometimes I was reported to the police

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Bang Vincent invited me, Bang Desta invited me

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I made a ceiling, its neat

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The house is done?

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Yes, just the ceiling

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The house is gone?

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The house

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Its for parking

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Is Musang still there?

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Musang?

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Oh my God, I dont think hes up there

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Where is Musang now?

00:18:23 - 00:18:26

I think he moved to the next door to my neighbor

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So you have your own house now?

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Yes, its been a long time

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The result of your work?

00:18:31 - 00:18:32

Yes

00:18:32 - 00:18:33

Alhamdulillah

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Alhamdulillah, Bang

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Its only half way up

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So the sun is setting

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Im in the room

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My story is like American style

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Black, then white molding, then square floor

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But my husband is afraid to go up

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Why is it so dark, like a shamans house

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Youre American style

00:18:50 - 00:18:51

Yes, American style

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But is there a shaman?

00:18:53 - 00:18:54

00:18:54 - 00:18:57

No, there is, his name is Daddy

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Oh, Daddy Dukun

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Theres your shadow in my eyes

00:19:02 - 00:19:05

But you already installed the tralis?

00:19:05 - 00:19:07

Yes, I installed it

00:19:07 - 00:19:09

The tralis is quite expensive

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11 million

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Wow, full

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Its laser, the iron is laser

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Its not laser, its tin

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No, its laser now

00:19:16 - 00:19:17

Oh my God

00:19:17 - 00:19:18

Oh my God

00:19:18 - 00:19:19

Yes, theres laser iron

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Yes

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Do you know that?

00:19:21 - 00:19:22

Yes

00:19:22 - 00:19:23

What is it for?

00:19:23 - 00:19:25

Its laser, so its good

00:19:25 - 00:19:27

Its a treatment

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Thats a nail

00:19:29 - 00:19:30

Boyan, where is your house?

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Its there, near Jakarta Bumi

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Where is it?

00:19:34 - 00:19:35

Pasar Kemis

00:19:35 - 00:19:36

Where is Pasar Kemis?

00:19:36 - 00:19:39

Pasar Kemis is near, do you know?

00:19:39 - 00:19:40

Pasar Rebo

00:19:40 - 00:19:42

Pasar Rebo is there, in South Jakarta

00:19:42 - 00:19:43

Where is Pasar Kemis?

00:19:43 - 00:19:44

Do you know?

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Its there

00:19:45 - 00:19:46

No, where is it?

00:19:46 - 00:19:47

Its in Tanggerang

00:19:47 - 00:19:48

Oh, its in Tanggerang

00:19:48 - 00:19:49

Yes, Banten

00:19:49 - 00:19:50

Oh, Banten, there

00:19:50 - 00:19:51

Yes, there

00:19:51 - 00:19:53

What do you not have in your house?

00:19:53 - 00:19:55

What I dont have in my house

00:19:55 - 00:19:56

Do you have a fridge?

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Only two doors

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Thats enough

00:19:59 - 00:20:00

How many doors do you need?

00:20:00 - 00:20:01

How many doors do you need?

00:20:01 - 00:20:02

Thats it

00:20:02 - 00:20:04

Two doors with ice cubes

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Thats good

00:20:05 - 00:20:06

Yes, its good

00:20:06 - 00:20:07

No, no, I dont have ice cubes

00:20:07 - 00:20:08

The ice cubes are in the freezer

00:20:08 - 00:20:09

Oh, in the freezer

00:20:09 - 00:20:10

The freezer is in the fridge, right?

00:20:10 - 00:20:11

Yes

00:20:11 - 00:20:12

No, the ones from outside

00:20:12 - 00:20:13

Its squirting out

00:20:13 - 00:20:14

The ice cubes

00:20:14 - 00:20:16

The ice cubes are squirting out

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I want one like that

00:20:17 - 00:20:18

Im so tired

00:20:18 - 00:20:20

Do you have a TV?

00:20:20 - 00:20:22

I still use a set-top box

00:20:22 - 00:20:23

Do you know a set-top box?

00:20:23 - 00:20:24

Oh, a set-top box

00:20:24 - 00:20:25

Yes

00:20:25 - 00:20:26

I use that

00:20:26 - 00:20:27

Its okay

00:20:27 - 00:20:28

Do you have a TV?

00:20:28 - 00:20:29

Yes, I do

00:20:29 - 00:20:31

But I cant connect it to YouTube

00:20:31 - 00:20:32

Oh, so youre not smart yet?

00:20:32 - 00:20:33

Not yet

00:20:33 - 00:20:34

Im still stupid

00:20:34 - 00:20:35

The TV

00:20:35 - 00:20:36

Youre not smart yet?

00:20:36 - 00:20:37

Yes

00:20:37 - 00:20:38

Okay

00:20:38 - 00:20:39

Dont you go to another school?

00:20:41 - 00:20:42

How tall are you?

00:20:42 - 00:20:43

32 inches

00:20:43 - 00:20:44

32 inches

00:20:44 - 00:20:45

Im small

00:20:45 - 00:20:46

But you cant watch YouTube from there?

00:20:46 - 00:20:48

Yes, I can watch YouTube from my phone

00:20:48 - 00:20:50

Oh, you cant watch YouTube from the TV?

00:20:50 - 00:20:51

Not yet

00:20:51 - 00:20:52

Okay

00:20:52 - 00:20:53

I dont understand

00:20:53 - 00:20:54

Okay, then

00:20:54 - 00:20:56

Ill give you

00:20:56 - 00:20:57

a sarong

00:20:58 - 00:21:00

Were talking about a TV

00:21:00 - 00:21:01

Were talking about a sarong

00:21:01 - 00:21:02

Whats wrong?

00:21:02 - 00:21:03

Its okay

00:21:03 - 00:21:04

Ill give you a TV first

00:21:04 - 00:21:05

Ill give you a TV first

00:21:05 - 00:21:06

Where is it?

00:21:06 - 00:21:07

I was like this

00:21:07 - 00:21:08

This is fun, a new TV

00:21:08 - 00:21:09

A new TV

00:21:09 - 00:21:10

Ill close it

00:21:10 - 00:21:11

No, Ill give it to you

00:21:11 - 00:21:13

Ebel came here last time

00:21:13 - 00:21:16

She said she wanted to be sent to the fridge

00:21:16 - 00:21:17

Is she at home now?

00:21:17 - 00:21:18

Yes

00:21:18 - 00:21:19

What kind of fridge?

00:21:19 - 00:21:22

A fridge made of ice

00:21:22 - 00:21:24

Yes, the one you sent earlier

00:21:24 - 00:21:26

But Talani gave it to her

00:21:26 - 00:21:27

for the content

00:21:27 - 00:21:28

Just play later

00:21:28 - 00:21:29

Really?

00:21:29 - 00:21:30

Yes

00:21:30 - 00:21:31

Ill buy a TV for you

00:21:31 - 00:21:32

Really?

00:21:32 - 00:21:33

Yes

00:21:33 - 00:21:34

Not just a TV

00:21:35 - 00:21:36

What?

00:21:36 - 00:21:37

Do you have an AC?

00:21:37 - 00:21:38

I have an AC

00:21:38 - 00:21:39

I dont have an AC

00:21:39 - 00:21:42

But if you enlarge the TV, the power will be increased

00:21:42 - 00:21:45

Im registering for PLN

00:21:45 - 00:21:46

How much is the electricity now?

00:21:46 - 00:21:47

Its still Rp. 1.300

00:21:47 - 00:21:48

Its still very small

00:21:48 - 00:21:49

Increase the power

00:21:49 - 00:21:51

Ill increase the power

00:21:51 - 00:21:53

The power to remember, the power to think

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Seriously, Ill buy a TV

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Do you want a TV?

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Yes

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But its not good

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Its okay

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Its not good

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But if you use it

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The TV

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The TV is very cheap

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The TV

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But do you want it?

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What?

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What is it?

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You said its cheap, but do you want it?

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TV?

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Hahaha

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Im sorry

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But

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Whats the name?

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What?

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Is there a TV in the room?

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Yes, one in front

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The other one is in the room

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Hahaha

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Im sorry

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Im sorry

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Ill bring it closer

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Its been two episodes

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Its still black

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Its black

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Its black

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Its dangerous

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Its windy

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Yes

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Its windy

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Yes, its windy

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Hahaha

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No, but

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Youre at home

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Does that mean theres no TV in the room?

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Oh my

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The one that fell down

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The TV is dead

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Yes

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I have to see it

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I have to see it

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Yes

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Finally

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I put it

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Connected to the one

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Bluetooth TV

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Do you understand?

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The one

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The big one

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I saw it from the phone

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Singing

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Glass

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Glass

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I dont watch TV anymore

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But why

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How much do you want to add?

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Now

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I want to add

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3.300

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Thats 1.300 now

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Yes

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Its not enough

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I want to drop

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I want to drop

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How much do you want?

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What?

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How much electricity do you have?

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At home

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23.000

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I have 33.000

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Thats a lot

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Thats a lot

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I have 23.000

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I have a hot spring

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Thats a lot

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Thats a lot

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Thats a lot

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Thats a lot

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Thats a lot

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How much do you have?

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Mr. Bicen

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The electricity

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I dont know

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I dont measure

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I dont know

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This electricity is low

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So if you hold the plug

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The electricity is low

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The electricity is low

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Really?

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It must be 3.000 juta

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I dont know

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Be patient

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Yes

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Boyen

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Boyen, where are you from?

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Jakarta

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I was born in Jelambar

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Hes crazy

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Hes from Aring

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Betawi?

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Yes

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But my grandmother is from Java

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Gombong

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Gombong

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Train

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Gerbong

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Gerbong

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But if youre in Betawi, you can go to Pantun, right?

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Pantun?

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Yes

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I can prepare it first

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Boyen, that means

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Okay, if youre in Betawi

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Betawi

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That means

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Youre happy with the language, right?

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Yes

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Okay, lets try

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Yes

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Happy with the language

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That means youre happy with the language, right?

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What is it?

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Listen

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Cat

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Eat

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Rat

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Poop

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Try to arrange it

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Cat eat

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Rat poop

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Try to arrange it neatly

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Cat poop

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Eat rat

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Impossible

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Cat eat rat poop

00:24:38 - 00:24:39

I cant

00:24:39 - 00:24:40

Its not eaten, Ji

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I cant

00:24:41 - 00:24:42

Rat eat cat poop

00:24:43 - 00:24:44

Rat eat

00:24:44 - 00:24:45

Cat poop

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I cant

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I cant either

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Cat poop eat rat poop

00:24:48 - 00:24:49

Its impossible

00:24:49 - 00:24:50

Cat poop eat rat

00:24:50 - 00:24:51

Its impossible

00:24:51 - 00:24:52

The right one

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The right one

00:24:53 - 00:24:54

Ill tell you

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Cat eat rat

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Thats it

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00:24:57 - 00:24:58

Wheres the poop?

00:24:58 - 00:24:59

The right one

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You have to eat the poop

00:25:00 - 00:25:01

Yes, its you

00:25:02 - 00:25:03

Its you

00:25:03 - 00:25:04

Its you again

00:25:05 - 00:25:07

Cat eat rat

00:25:07 - 00:25:08

Cat eat rat

00:25:08 - 00:25:09

Thats the right one

00:25:09 - 00:25:10

Theres no poop

00:25:10 - 00:25:11

The right one

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Cat eat rat

00:25:12 - 00:25:14

You asked about the poop

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Just arrange the poop

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Im surprised

00:25:20 - 00:25:21

Arrange the poop

00:25:21 - 00:25:22

Youre bad

00:25:24 - 00:25:25

Youre bad

00:25:26 - 00:25:27

Youre mad at the poop

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Instead of arrange it

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Youre bad

00:25:29 - 00:25:30

Theres a question

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Whats the question?

00:25:32 - 00:25:33

There are 20 students

00:25:33 - 00:25:34

Yes

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In this school

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You can count, right?

00:25:36 - 00:25:37

Yes, I can

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There are 20 students

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You sleep first

00:25:41 - 00:25:42

You sleep first

00:25:42 - 00:25:43

Youre bad

00:25:43 - 00:25:44

Arrange the poop

00:25:44 - 00:25:45

Why did you arrange the poop?

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I dont know

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You want to ask about the poop

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Wheres the poop?

00:25:49 - 00:25:50

Why are you so focused on the poop?

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Whats wrong with you?

00:25:51 - 00:25:52

Do you want a certificate?

00:25:53 - 00:25:54

Like Mr. Andres guitar

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But hes a smart person

00:25:59 - 00:26:00

You try to test

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Smart

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In this school

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There are 20 students

00:26:03 - 00:26:04

Yes

00:26:04 - 00:26:05

7 are absent

00:26:05 - 00:26:06

Yes

00:26:06 - 00:26:07

00:26:07 - 00:26:08

3 are sick

00:26:08 - 00:26:09

2 are back

00:26:09 - 00:26:10

How many are left?

00:26:10 - 00:26:11

00:26:11 - 00:26:12

Youre bad

00:26:12 - 00:26:13

20 minus 7 minus this

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00:26:14 - 00:26:15

Youre bad

00:26:15 - 00:26:16

How many?

00:26:16 - 00:26:17

20 students

00:26:17 - 00:26:18

Yes, 20

00:26:18 - 00:26:19

7 are absent

00:26:19 - 00:26:20

00:26:20 - 00:26:21

Right?

00:26:21 - 00:26:22

How many are sick?

00:26:22 - 00:26:23

00:26:23 - 00:26:24

00:26:24 - 00:26:25

No, 3 are sick

00:26:25 - 00:26:26

10 are sick

00:26:26 - 00:26:27

2 are back

00:26:27 - 00:26:28

00:26:28 - 00:26:29

How many are left?

00:26:29 - 00:26:30

00:26:30 - 00:26:31

Youre bad

00:26:31 - 00:26:32

Youre bad

00:26:32 - 00:26:33

Wheres the poop?

00:26:33 - 00:26:34

Youre bad

00:26:34 - 00:26:35

Again

00:26:35 - 00:26:36

Again

00:26:36 - 00:26:37

There are 20 students

00:26:37 - 00:26:38

Yes, 20

00:26:38 - 00:26:39

Right?

00:26:39 - 00:26:40

7 are absent

00:26:40 - 00:26:41

Youre bad

00:26:41 - 00:26:42

Right?

00:26:42 - 00:26:43

3 are sick

00:26:43 - 00:26:44

2 are back

00:26:44 - 00:26:45

00:26:45 - 00:26:46

2 are back

00:26:46 - 00:26:47

00:26:47 - 00:26:48

How many are left?

00:26:48 - 00:26:49

Minus

00:26:49 - 00:26:50

00:26:50 - 00:26:51

Wait

00:26:51 - 00:26:52

Im asking you

00:26:52 - 00:26:53

Andre is thinking too

00:26:53 - 00:26:54

Right?

00:26:54 - 00:26:55

00:26:55 - 00:26:56

00:26:56 - 00:26:57

Wrong

00:26:57 - 00:26:58

00:26:58 - 00:26:59

Im 11

00:26:59 - 00:27:00

How many are left?

00:27:00 - 00:27:01

00:27:01 - 00:27:02

10 minus 7

00:27:02 - 00:27:03

7 minus 3

00:27:03 - 00:27:04

Minus 2

00:27:04 - 00:27:05

00:27:05 - 00:27:06

Wrong

00:27:06 - 00:27:07

How many?

00:27:07 - 00:27:08

For me

00:27:08 - 00:27:09

00:27:09 - 00:27:10

Why 11?

00:27:10 - 00:27:11

7 are absent

00:27:11 - 00:27:12

Theres no more

00:27:12 - 00:27:13

Yes

00:27:13 - 00:27:14

Theres no more

00:27:14 - 00:27:15

3 are sick

00:27:15 - 00:27:16

3 are sick

00:27:16 - 00:27:17

But theyre not back yet

00:27:17 - 00:27:18

Yes

00:27:18 - 00:27:19

Theyre just sick

00:27:19 - 00:27:20

Theyre sick

00:27:20 - 00:27:21

Theyre sick

00:27:21 - 00:27:22

Yes

00:27:22 - 00:27:23

2 are back

00:27:23 - 00:27:24

Back

00:27:24 - 00:27:26

If theyre back, they cant be there

00:27:26 - 00:27:27

00:27:27 - 00:27:28

Yes

00:27:28 - 00:27:30

The sick ones are not back yet

00:27:30 - 00:27:31

Wrong

00:27:31 - 00:27:33

The sick ones are sick, right?

00:27:33 - 00:27:34

How many?

00:27:34 - 00:27:35

Im still answering

00:27:35 - 00:27:36

7 are absent

00:27:36 - 00:27:37

Yes

00:27:37 - 00:27:38

That means theyre not back

00:27:38 - 00:27:39

No, because theyre absent

00:27:39 - 00:27:40

Because theyre absent

00:27:40 - 00:27:41

Theyre absent

00:27:41 - 00:27:42

That means theyre not back

00:27:42 - 00:27:43

That means theres more

00:27:43 - 00:27:45

That means 13 are not absent

00:27:45 - 00:27:46

Theyre not

00:27:46 - 00:27:47

That means

00:27:47 - 00:27:49

Hes giving a statement that 7 are absent

00:27:49 - 00:27:50

Wrong

00:27:51 - 00:27:52

00:27:52 - 00:27:53

3 are sick

00:27:53 - 00:27:54

Sick

00:27:54 - 00:27:55

Theyre not back yet

00:27:55 - 00:27:56

That means theres still 10

00:27:56 - 00:27:57

Yes

00:27:57 - 00:27:58

2 are back

00:27:58 - 00:28:00

That means theres only 20

00:28:00 - 00:28:02

I forgot to mention that

00:28:02 - 00:28:03

20 are students

00:28:03 - 00:28:04

Yes

00:28:04 - 00:28:05

Right?

00:28:05 - 00:28:06

And 7 are absent

00:28:06 - 00:28:07

7 are absent

00:28:07 - 00:28:08

3 are sick

00:28:08 - 00:28:09

2 are back

00:28:09 - 00:28:10

Right?

00:28:10 - 00:28:12

That means theres 32 students

00:28:12 - 00:28:14

That means theres only 20 students

00:28:14 - 00:28:15

That means theyre students

00:28:15 - 00:28:18

You dont have to mention the absent, the back, and the sick ones

00:28:18 - 00:28:19

Do you understand?

00:28:19 - 00:28:20

Oh, the 20 are students

00:28:20 - 00:28:21

Oh, the 20 are students

00:28:21 - 00:28:22

You dont understand, right?

00:28:22 - 00:28:23

I know

00:28:23 - 00:28:24

20 are students

00:28:24 - 00:28:25

7 means theyre absent

00:28:25 - 00:28:26

00:28:26 - 00:28:27

27 plus 3

00:28:27 - 00:28:28

00:28:28 - 00:28:29

Yes

00:28:29 - 00:28:30

00:28:30 - 00:28:32

I know 23 is the monkey code

00:28:33 - 00:28:34

The monkey

00:28:34 - 00:28:35

The animal

00:28:35 - 00:28:36

I can serve coffee

00:28:36 - 00:28:38

The school means there are only 20

00:28:38 - 00:28:39

Of course

00:28:39 - 00:28:40

There are 20 students

00:28:40 - 00:28:42

There are 20 students in the school

00:28:42 - 00:28:43

So the school must be 20

00:28:43 - 00:28:44

Yes

00:28:44 - 00:28:45

7 are absent

00:28:45 - 00:28:46

3 are sick

00:28:46 - 00:28:47

It doesnt matter

00:28:47 - 00:28:48

It doesnt matter

00:28:48 - 00:28:49

The important thing is there are 32 students

00:28:49 - 00:28:50

There are 32

00:28:50 - 00:28:51

Do you understand?

00:28:51 - 00:28:52

Try to get there

00:28:53 - 00:28:54

Okay

00:28:54 - 00:28:55

Okay

00:28:55 - 00:28:56

I think

00:28:56 - 00:28:57

00:28:57 - 00:28:58

00:28:58 - 00:28:59

00:28:59 - 00:29:01

Can it be called a school?

00:29:01 - 00:29:02

Yes, 7 is absent

00:29:02 - 00:29:03

School

00:29:03 - 00:29:04

Absent means

00:29:04 - 00:29:05

Hes not a student

00:29:05 - 00:29:06

Hes not a student

00:29:06 - 00:29:07

Hes not a student

00:29:07 - 00:29:08

It doesnt matter

00:29:08 - 00:29:10

It means there are 32 students

00:29:10 - 00:29:11

I mean

00:29:11 - 00:29:12

Yes

00:29:12 - 00:29:13

20 students in the school

00:29:13 - 00:29:14

It means hes a student

00:29:14 - 00:29:15

Yes, the 20 are students

00:29:15 - 00:29:16

The 7 are absent

00:29:16 - 00:29:18

It doesnt matter if he wants to go in or not

00:29:18 - 00:29:19

It doesnt matter

00:29:19 - 00:29:20

Sick, it doesnt matter

00:29:20 - 00:29:21

Sick, it doesnt matter

00:29:21 - 00:29:22

It doesnt matter

00:29:22 - 00:29:23

2 go home

00:29:23 - 00:29:24

2 go home

00:29:24 - 00:29:25

That means you dont have to mention it

00:29:25 - 00:29:26

You dont have to mention it

00:29:26 - 00:29:27

20 children are already in school

00:29:27 - 00:29:28

It means there are 2 students in the school

00:29:28 - 00:29:29

Do you understand?

00:29:29 - 00:29:30

Yes

00:29:30 - 00:29:31

Try to repeat

00:29:31 - 00:29:33

The 20 are already in the school

00:29:33 - 00:29:35

The 7 are absent

00:29:35 - 00:29:36

What time do they go in?

00:29:36 - 00:29:38

They go in at 7 and go home at 4

00:29:40 - 00:29:41

Its so late

00:29:41 - 00:29:42

Whats the lesson today?

00:29:42 - 00:29:44

The lesson is PENJASKES

00:29:46 - 00:29:47

Whats the abbreviation?

00:29:47 - 00:29:48

PENJASKES

00:29:48 - 00:29:51

Education of Jasmani and Health

00:29:51 - 00:29:52

PENJASKES

00:29:52 - 00:29:54

What about PSPB?

00:29:54 - 00:29:55

PSPB

00:29:55 - 00:29:56

PSPB

00:29:56 - 00:29:58

PSPB is COVID-19, right?

00:29:58 - 00:30:00

Thats PSBB

00:30:00 - 00:30:01

PSBB is PSBB

00:30:01 - 00:30:03

The one that was at home?

00:30:03 - 00:30:04

Yes, PSBB

00:30:04 - 00:30:05

Its PSPB, right?

00:30:05 - 00:30:06

PSPB

00:30:06 - 00:30:07

Be patient, Vincent

00:30:07 - 00:30:08

Whats PSPB?

00:30:08 - 00:30:10

We have to be patient when we face people like this

00:30:10 - 00:30:11

PSPB

00:30:11 - 00:30:12

PSPB

00:30:12 - 00:30:14

PSPB is Education of History of National Struggle

00:30:14 - 00:30:15

PSPB

00:30:15 - 00:30:16

PSPB is PSPB

00:30:16 - 00:30:18

PSPB is Education of Pancasila

00:30:18 - 00:30:19

Pancasila

00:30:19 - 00:30:20

PSPB is PSPB

00:30:20 - 00:30:21

PSPB is PSPB

00:30:21 - 00:30:22

PSPB is PSPB

00:30:22 - 00:30:23

PSPB is PSPB

00:30:23 - 00:30:24

PSPB is PSPB

00:30:24 - 00:30:25

PSPB is PSPB

00:30:25 - 00:30:27

That one is formatting facile

00:30:28 - 00:30:29

PSPB

00:30:29 - 00:30:31

Formatting is cabbage

00:30:31 - 00:30:33

Cabbage

00:30:33 - 00:30:34

Thats although

00:30:34 - 00:30:35

Even though

00:30:35 - 00:30:36

Even though

00:30:36 - 00:30:37

Even though

00:30:37 - 00:30:38

That is the one who sings virus

00:30:38 - 00:30:40

That is the one who sings virus

00:30:40 - 00:30:42

Assalamualaikum

00:30:42 - 00:30:43

Waalaikumsalam

00:30:43 - 00:30:45

Waalaikumsalam

00:30:45 - 00:30:46

Waalaikumsalan

00:30:46 - 00:30:47

What the heck

00:30:47 - 00:30:48

Three

00:30:48 - 00:30:49

Three

00:30:49 - 00:30:50

Three

00:30:50 - 00:30:51

Both of you come and apologize

00:30:51 - 00:30:52

00:30:52 - 00:30:53

And surprise

00:30:53 - 00:30:54

Friend

00:30:54 - 00:30:58

Aduh, rame-rame ada apa ini?

00:30:58 - 00:30:59

Ini ada Boyen

00:30:59 - 00:31:00

Alhamdulillah

00:31:00 - 00:31:01

Assalamualaikum Boyen

00:31:01 - 00:31:02

Waalaikumsalam

00:31:02 - 00:31:03

Mas Desta

00:31:03 - 00:31:06

Mas Desta, boleh ana bicara sebentar 4 mata nih

00:31:06 - 00:31:07

Iya silahkan

00:31:07 - 00:31:08

Sini kita sini

00:31:08 - 00:31:09

Boy, Boy, lo sini dulu Boy

00:31:09 - 00:31:11

Bisa Boyen kesana sedikit apa?

00:31:11 - 00:31:12

Iya, iya

00:31:12 - 00:31:14

Ana datang kemari sebetulnya

00:31:14 - 00:31:17

Ana ini naksir sama Boyen

00:31:17 - 00:31:18

Oh gitu

00:31:18 - 00:31:20

Makanya Ana tau Boyen ada dimana, datang

00:31:20 - 00:31:22

Emang apa yang lebih suka dari Boyen?

00:31:22 - 00:31:25

Ana suka jempol

00:31:26 - 00:31:27

Dia gak denger kan?

00:31:27 - 00:31:28

Dia gak denger

00:31:28 - 00:31:29

Dia gak denger

00:31:29 - 00:31:31

Dia jangan sama dia, Ana suka sekali

00:31:31 - 00:31:34

Tapi pelan-pelan ya, jangan-jangan kelihatan frontal

00:31:34 - 00:31:35

Betul sekali, Ana suka sekali

00:31:35 - 00:31:36

Malah reject

00:31:36 - 00:31:39

Ana suka mata-matanya sayu-sayu, Ana suka itu

00:31:39 - 00:31:40

Oke coba aku ngomongin

00:31:40 - 00:31:41

Eh, hai Boyen

00:31:41 - 00:31:42

Halo Bang, iya Bang

00:31:42 - 00:31:43

Udah kenal 123 belum nih?

00:31:43 - 00:31:45

Belum tau tuh

00:31:45 - 00:31:46

Coba ngobrol dulu lah

00:31:46 - 00:31:47

Wanabut ini

00:31:47 - 00:31:48

Bukan wanabut, 123

00:31:48 - 00:31:49

123

00:31:49 - 00:31:50

Coba ngobrol lah

00:31:50 - 00:31:51

123

00:31:51 - 00:31:52

Assalamualaikum

00:31:52 - 00:31:53

Waalaikumsalam

00:31:53 - 00:31:54

Apa kabar Boyen?

00:31:54 - 00:31:55

Baik

00:31:56 - 00:31:57

Apa kabar Boyen?

00:31:57 - 00:31:58

Enggak, lu ngapain ikutan Arab?

00:31:58 - 00:31:59

Lu biasanya

00:31:59 - 00:32:01

Lu ngapain baik?

00:32:01 - 00:32:03

Saya jadi mikroton 123

00:32:03 - 00:32:06

Ana kebetulan baru datang dari Tambud

00:32:06 - 00:32:07

Tanya, tanya naik apa?

00:32:07 - 00:32:08

Naik apaan Wan?

00:32:08 - 00:32:09

Naik Unta

00:32:09 - 00:32:10

Unta?

00:32:10 - 00:32:11

Bedanya Unta biasa emang itu apa tanyanya?

00:32:11 - 00:32:14

Bedanya Unta sini sama Unta Arab?

00:32:14 - 00:32:16

Kalau Unta Arab kita pakai turbo

00:32:16 - 00:32:19

Oh pakai turbo, kalau Unta sini?

00:32:19 - 00:32:20

Biasa, standar

00:32:20 - 00:32:21

Pakai apa 123?

00:32:21 - 00:32:22

Turbo

00:32:22 - 00:32:23

Pakai apa?

00:32:23 - 00:32:24

Turbo

00:32:24 - 00:32:25

Banyak

00:32:25 - 00:32:26

Coba tanya lagi

00:32:26 - 00:32:29

Oh iya, 123 emang lagi cari jodoh

00:32:29 - 00:32:30

Iya betul

00:32:30 - 00:32:31

Iya

00:32:31 - 00:32:33

Sebenarnya yang turbo lagi cari jodoh

00:32:33 - 00:32:35

Apakah Boyen sudah punya pasangan?

00:32:35 - 00:32:36

Nah ini

00:32:36 - 00:32:37

Belum Wan

00:32:37 - 00:32:39

Tapi Wan, gede ya?

00:32:39 - 00:32:42

Wah Ente boleh rasa dulu

00:32:42 - 00:32:44

Kira-kira Ente suka apa enggak?

00:32:44 - 00:32:45

Kebetulan ini mengkel

00:32:45 - 00:32:46

Wah kayak pepaya dong

00:32:46 - 00:32:48

Iya kebetulannya bawa korma

00:32:48 - 00:32:50

Emang korma mengkel ya?

00:32:50 - 00:32:52

Ada korma yang belum jadi

00:32:52 - 00:32:53

Ajwa

00:32:53 - 00:32:54

Iya ajwa

00:32:54 - 00:32:55

Ini gede apanya sih?

00:32:55 - 00:32:56

Gede kemauannya

00:32:56 - 00:32:57

Betul

00:32:57 - 00:32:58

Kemauannya

00:32:58 - 00:32:59

Kemauan

00:32:59 - 00:33:00

Kemauan bekerja

00:33:00 - 00:33:01

Oh iya

00:33:01 - 00:33:02

Gitu

00:33:02 - 00:33:03

Berusahanya gitu

00:33:03 - 00:33:04

Betul

00:33:04 - 00:33:06

Gimana Boyen apakah bisa diterima?

00:33:06 - 00:33:07

Karena kebetulan lagi cari

00:33:07 - 00:33:08

Nah ini

00:33:08 - 00:33:09

Cari apa?

00:33:09 - 00:33:10

Cari pasangan

00:33:10 - 00:33:12

Tapi Wan sudah punya istri belum?

00:33:12 - 00:33:13

Belum

00:33:13 - 00:33:14

Kalau di sini?

00:33:14 - 00:33:15

Saya enggak mau jadi yang kedua

00:33:15 - 00:33:16

Maunya keberapa?

00:33:16 - 00:33:17

Pertama dan terakhir

00:33:17 - 00:33:18

Enggak bisa

00:33:18 - 00:33:19

Kenapa?

00:33:19 - 00:33:20

Ente saya hitung-hitung

00:33:20 - 00:33:22

Ente saya mau jadi yang keempat puluh

00:33:22 - 00:33:23

Aduh

00:33:23 - 00:33:25

Kayak absen sekolah tadi

00:33:27 - 00:33:29

Kayak absen sekolah tadi

00:33:29 - 00:33:30

Tiga tiga dua

00:33:30 - 00:33:32

Karena Ente mau saya sekolahin

00:33:32 - 00:33:33

Sekolah di mana?

00:33:33 - 00:33:34

Yang tadi kan berdua puluh

00:33:34 - 00:33:35

Kurang

00:33:35 - 00:33:36

Saya mau tambah satu lagi

00:33:36 - 00:33:37

Oh jadi murid ya?

00:33:37 - 00:33:38

Jadi murid begitu

00:33:38 - 00:33:39

Tapi Wan

00:33:39 - 00:33:40

Boyen terakhir pacaran kapan tuh?

00:33:40 - 00:33:41

Jadi mungkin biar Wan bisa tahu

00:33:41 - 00:33:43

Terakhir pacaran dua tahun lalu Wan

00:33:43 - 00:33:44

Dua tahun lalu

00:33:44 - 00:33:45

Iya Wan

00:33:45 - 00:33:46

Sama Arab juga ya?

00:33:46 - 00:33:47

Iya

00:33:47 - 00:33:48

Arab maklum ini

00:33:49 - 00:33:50

Ada aja Wan

00:33:50 - 00:33:51

Iya

00:33:51 - 00:33:52

Boyen mohon maaf

00:33:52 - 00:33:53

Ada satu persyaratan

00:33:53 - 00:33:55

Saya ingin

00:33:55 - 00:33:56

Maaf kalau saya lancang

00:33:56 - 00:33:58

Kayaknya gigi depannya keganjel

00:34:01 - 00:34:02

Kayak ada yang ngelangin gitu

00:34:02 - 00:34:03

Astaga gitu ya

00:34:06 - 00:34:07

Bayangkan saya salah ya

00:34:07 - 00:34:08

Bayangkan saya Wan

00:34:09 - 00:34:10

Bagaimana Ente

00:34:10 - 00:34:11

Bagaimana kalau

00:34:11 - 00:34:12

Ente saya bawa ke

00:34:12 - 00:34:13

Tanah kelahiran Anda

00:34:13 - 00:34:15

Di mana tanah kelahiran Wan?

00:34:15 - 00:34:17

Di Saudi

00:34:17 - 00:34:19

Saudi Arabi ya?

00:34:19 - 00:34:20

Saudi Kin

00:34:21 - 00:34:22

Saudi Kin itu

00:34:22 - 00:34:23

Cilenduk

00:34:23 - 00:34:24

Cilinduk Saudi Kin

00:34:24 - 00:34:25

Iya betul

00:34:25 - 00:34:26

Ada di situ

00:34:26 - 00:34:27

Atau sebelah kota Kin

00:34:27 - 00:34:28

Tahu dia

00:34:28 - 00:34:29

Ada sekali sama Boyen

00:34:29 - 00:34:30

Tahu dia ada di situ

00:34:30 - 00:34:31

Iya

00:34:31 - 00:34:32

Terus saya bekerja di Bidun

00:34:32 - 00:34:34

Sekeliling Jabo Tabe

00:34:34 - 00:34:35

Jabo Tabe

00:34:35 - 00:34:36

Iya

00:34:36 - 00:34:37

Ulu Jami, Candu

00:34:37 - 00:34:38

Tapi Wan Putri ya

00:34:38 - 00:34:39

Gak apa-apa dia dulu mantan Biduan

00:34:39 - 00:34:40

Iya

00:34:40 - 00:34:41

Yang banyak laki-laki yang

00:34:41 - 00:34:42

Masnya mengidolakan

00:34:42 - 00:34:43

Takut cemburuan gak sih?

00:34:43 - 00:34:44

Wan Putri

00:34:44 - 00:34:45

Saya tidak pernah cemburuan

00:34:45 - 00:34:46

Saya memberikan kebebasan

00:34:46 - 00:34:47

Kepada istri

00:34:47 - 00:34:48

Oh gitu

00:34:48 - 00:34:49

Istri mau pulang

00:34:49 - 00:34:50

Pulang

00:34:50 - 00:34:51

Enggak ya

00:34:51 - 00:34:52

Mending gak usah

00:34:52 - 00:34:53

Jangan gitu dong Wan Putri

00:34:53 - 00:34:54

Pulang

00:34:54 - 00:34:55

Saya orang yang bebas

00:34:55 - 00:34:56

Freedom

00:34:56 - 00:34:57

Karena

00:34:57 - 00:34:58

Karena

00:34:58 - 00:34:59

Karena saya gak cinta sama dia

00:34:59 - 00:35:00

Kenapa nikahin saya?

00:35:00 - 00:35:01

Gak cinta

00:35:01 - 00:35:02

Kenapa nikahin saya?

00:35:02 - 00:35:03

Pasti nikahin saya

00:35:03 - 00:35:04

Cuma buat jagain toko

00:35:04 - 00:35:05

Urma ya?

00:35:05 - 00:35:06

Kebetulan

00:35:06 - 00:35:07

Saya punya toko

00:35:07 - 00:35:08

Material

00:35:08 - 00:35:09

00:35:09 - 00:35:10

Betul

00:35:10 - 00:35:11

Terus harus jagain

00:35:11 - 00:35:12

Terus harus jagain

00:35:12 - 00:35:13

Terus harus jagain

00:35:13 - 00:35:14

Terus harus jagain

00:35:14 - 00:35:15

Ya betul

00:35:15 - 00:35:18

Itu katanya Boyang bisa ada lagu-lagu Arap

00:35:18 - 00:35:19

Bisa

00:35:22 - 00:35:24

Banget Toyib

00:35:24 - 00:35:27

Kan Banget Toyib dari Arap

00:35:27 - 00:35:28

Toyib

00:35:28 - 00:35:29

Toyib sahabat anak

00:35:29 - 00:35:30

Oh dari Arap juga itu

00:35:30 - 00:35:32

Toyib itu ada 4 kembar

00:35:32 - 00:35:33

Kembar 4

00:35:33 - 00:35:35

Yang pertama itu Toyib

00:35:35 - 00:35:37

Yang kedua itu Toyab

00:35:37 - 00:35:38

Toyab

00:35:38 - 00:35:39

Yang ketiga

00:35:39 - 00:35:40

Yang ketiga Toyib

00:35:40 - 00:35:41

Yang keempat

00:35:41 - 00:35:42

Iskandar

00:35:42 - 00:35:43

Jauh

00:35:43 - 00:35:44

Memang jauh

00:35:44 - 00:35:45

Sial banget itu yang terakhir

00:35:45 - 00:35:47

Mungkin gak kembar kalau yang terakhir itu

00:35:47 - 00:35:48

Memang

00:35:48 - 00:35:50

Gue nungguinnya Toyob

00:35:50 - 00:35:51

Toyeb

00:35:51 - 00:35:52

Toyub

00:35:52 - 00:35:53

Gitu

00:35:53 - 00:35:54

Jadi Iskandar

00:35:54 - 00:35:55

Karena menurut orang tua anak

00:35:55 - 00:35:56

Dia udah bosan

00:35:56 - 00:35:57

Tiga-tiganya artinya sama-sama

00:35:57 - 00:35:58

Iya

00:35:58 - 00:35:59

Jadi keempat diganti

00:35:59 - 00:36:00

Gitu

00:36:00 - 00:36:01

Tapi biasa gitu tau

00:36:03 - 00:36:04

Iya Iskandar

00:36:04 - 00:36:05

Kegocek

00:36:06 - 00:36:07

Gak tapi sama weh

00:36:08 - 00:36:09

Gue nungguin nih

00:36:09 - 00:36:10

Pasti terakhirnya beda nih

00:36:10 - 00:36:12

Gatau kenapa ya

00:36:12 - 00:36:13

Itu kayak sama emang bener bang

00:36:13 - 00:36:14

Empat kayak

00:36:14 - 00:36:15

Iya betul

00:36:15 - 00:36:16

Mama saya

00:36:16 - 00:36:17

Kan punya anak nih

00:36:17 - 00:36:18

Almarhum kan tiga tuh

00:36:18 - 00:36:20

Cowok semua kan kakaknya kan

00:36:20 - 00:36:21

Nah itu namanya

00:36:21 - 00:36:22

Yang pertama Dudung

00:36:22 - 00:36:23

Dudung

00:36:23 - 00:36:24

Dadang

00:36:24 - 00:36:25

Deden

00:36:25 - 00:36:26

Nah ternyata Yayen

00:36:26 - 00:36:27

Yeni

00:36:27 - 00:36:28

Lain sendiri bang

00:36:28 - 00:36:29

Tapi Yayen masih ada dong

00:36:29 - 00:36:30

Yeni kan panggilan doang

00:36:30 - 00:36:31

Kan pengulangan

00:36:31 - 00:36:32

Oh iya

00:36:32 - 00:36:33

Pengulangan

00:36:33 - 00:36:34

Dudung Dadang

00:36:34 - 00:36:35

Jadi gimana itu poinnya jadi terima gak nih

00:36:35 - 00:36:36

Kalau ente mau

00:36:36 - 00:36:37

Anda langsung lamar

00:36:37 - 00:36:38

Ente

00:36:38 - 00:36:39

Gimana

00:36:39 - 00:36:40

Lamar lebaran kapan

00:36:41 - 00:36:42

Lebaran bonyet

00:36:43 - 00:36:44

Lama dong

00:36:44 - 00:36:45

Gak bisa

00:36:45 - 00:36:47

Pada saat itu dia lagi lebaran tuh berarti

00:36:47 - 00:36:48

Iya

00:36:48 - 00:36:49

Akhir rame-rame itu

00:36:49 - 00:36:50

Maaf

00:36:50 - 00:36:51

Keluarganya lagi gak bisa

00:36:51 - 00:36:52

Gak bisa

00:36:52 - 00:36:53

Ulang aja kalau begitu

00:36:53 - 00:36:54

Eh jangan begitu

00:36:54 - 00:36:55

Jangan ngamer dong

00:36:55 - 00:36:56

Kelihatan menjawab dong

00:36:56 - 00:36:57

Bukan gitu

00:36:57 - 00:36:58

Kelihatannya dia gak begitu suka sama anak

00:36:58 - 00:36:59

Kayaknya kamu gak tertarik sama si Wan Tutri ya

00:36:59 - 00:37:00

Wan

00:37:00 - 00:37:01

Apa namanya

00:37:01 - 00:37:02

Kalau itu datang dong

00:37:02 - 00:37:03

Ke rumah gitu

00:37:03 - 00:37:04

Bawa seserahan

00:37:04 - 00:37:05

Baru percaya

00:37:05 - 00:37:06

Rumah bawa Yayen

00:37:06 - 00:37:07

Iya

00:37:07 - 00:37:08

Oke

00:37:08 - 00:37:09

Ini gini

00:37:09 - 00:37:10

Katu udah punya TV belum

00:37:10 - 00:37:11

Belum

00:37:11 - 00:37:12

Ini kayaknya bukan Wan Tutri nih

00:37:12 - 00:37:13

Sama Pak Andre

00:37:13 - 00:37:14

Wan Tutri

00:37:14 - 00:37:15

Ana Wan Tutri

00:37:15 - 00:37:16

Gimana kalau latihan

00:37:16 - 00:37:17

Ceritanya jadi bapaknya Boyen

00:37:17 - 00:37:18

Boyen

00:37:18 - 00:37:19

Lamar

00:37:19 - 00:37:20

Oke boleh

00:37:20 - 00:37:21

Bisa jadi

00:37:21 - 00:37:22

Ibu nya

00:37:22 - 00:37:23

Ibu nya

00:37:23 - 00:37:24

Ini udah datang ke rumah Boyen ya

00:37:24 - 00:37:25

Iya

00:37:25 - 00:37:26

Latihan dulu ini

00:37:26 - 00:37:27

Iya

00:37:27 - 00:37:28

Jadi nanti biar lancar

00:37:28 - 00:37:29

Betul

00:37:29 - 00:37:30

Betul

00:37:30 - 00:37:31

Ketok dulu

00:37:31 - 00:37:32

00:37:33 - 00:37:34

Ya ada apa

00:37:35 - 00:37:36

Ibu suaranya kayak laki ya

00:37:36 - 00:37:37

Ibu

00:37:37 - 00:37:38

Ibu nya ada jakun

00:37:39 - 00:37:40

Bu kayaknya ada tamu nih bu

00:37:41 - 00:37:42

Sebentar ya

00:37:42 - 00:37:43

Ibu buka dulu

00:37:43 - 00:37:44

Iya

00:37:44 - 00:37:45

Ibu jangan sekarang bu

00:37:45 - 00:37:46

Ragi rame

00:37:46 - 00:37:47

Pintunya dong Pak

00:37:47 - 00:37:48

Iya maaf maaf

00:37:48 - 00:37:50

Aduh bu kunci kita ilang lagi bu

00:37:50 - 00:37:51

Sebentar taruh dimana ya

00:37:51 - 00:37:52

Iya dimana ya

00:37:52 - 00:37:53

Masih di kunci

00:37:53 - 00:37:54

Apa di boban

00:37:54 - 00:37:55

Ntar kali itu

00:37:55 - 00:37:56

Gak ada lagi

00:37:56 - 00:37:57

Di lemari kali ya

00:37:57 - 00:37:58

Pakai pinggir print dong

00:37:58 - 00:38:00

Kan pintunya udah pakai smart lock

00:38:00 - 00:38:01

Enggak ini kunci udah lama

00:38:01 - 00:38:02

Gak ada

00:38:02 - 00:38:03

Lama dicari gak ada ini

00:38:03 - 00:38:04

Ini kemana ya kuncinya

00:38:04 - 00:38:05

Iya

00:38:05 - 00:38:06

Kita doa aja

00:38:06 - 00:38:07

Gak bisa

00:38:07 - 00:38:08

Ini kan harus ada kuncinya Boyen

00:38:08 - 00:38:09

Untuk membuka pintu

00:38:09 - 00:38:10

Ah ya udahlah

00:38:10 - 00:38:11

Apa kita ngobrol aja lah bu

00:38:11 - 00:38:12

Yaudah

00:38:12 - 00:38:13

Coba dari jendela ngitip dulu

00:38:13 - 00:38:14

Gak usah

00:38:14 - 00:38:15

Gak usah lah

00:38:15 - 00:38:16

Susah

00:38:16 - 00:38:17

Bu gimana bu

00:38:17 - 00:38:18

Akhir-akhir ini kita ada penghasilan juga

00:38:18 - 00:38:20

Ibu saya kan udah mulai gak lancar nih

00:38:20 - 00:38:21

Ini sih Boyen

00:38:21 - 00:38:22

Udah udah udah

00:38:22 - 00:38:23

Udah saatnya kayaknya

00:38:23 - 00:38:24

Itu tamu gimana di depan

00:38:25 - 00:38:26

Ya gimana kan kuncinya gak ada

00:38:27 - 00:38:28

Kesian loh dia loh

00:38:28 - 00:38:29

Jauh jauh dari Arab loh

00:38:29 - 00:38:30

Gak tau dari mana

00:38:30 - 00:38:31

Wanginya

00:38:31 - 00:38:32

Kuncinya gak ada

00:38:32 - 00:38:33

Gak ada

00:38:34 - 00:38:35

Mana tuh

00:38:35 - 00:38:36

Bu aku ngantuk banget bu

00:38:36 - 00:38:37

Aku tidur dulu ya bu ya

00:38:37 - 00:38:38

Yaudah

00:38:38 - 00:38:39

Mau tidur siang

00:38:39 - 00:38:40

Tidur siang

00:38:40 - 00:38:41

Gimana nih tamu depan

00:38:41 - 00:38:43

Udah tidur siang dulu

00:38:43 - 00:38:44

Yaudah kita tidur aja

00:38:44 - 00:38:45

Yuk

00:38:50 - 00:38:51

Suara tepek monyet

00:38:59 - 00:39:00

Tidur ini semua

00:39:00 - 00:39:02

Seluruh keluarga tidur

00:39:02 - 00:39:03

Tidur siang

00:39:03 - 00:39:04

Oh musik relaksasinya ini

00:39:05 - 00:39:06

Di tempat-tempat cepat

00:39:06 - 00:39:07

Pasti pendengar-pendengar

00:39:07 - 00:39:09

Kemana nih orang Arab itu

00:39:10 - 00:39:11

Udah fulang dia

00:39:11 - 00:39:13

Yang dibuka-bukain fulang dia

00:39:14 - 00:39:15

Udah fulang

00:39:15 - 00:39:17

Dia di kebawah belasan udah fulang

00:39:17 - 00:39:19

Ini aku ketemu kuncinya

00:39:19 - 00:39:20

Buka dulu ya

00:39:20 - 00:39:21

Ibu sih udah kembali lagi nih

00:39:21 - 00:39:22

Aduh lama nih

00:39:22 - 00:39:23

Yuk buka

00:39:23 - 00:39:24

Nah itu tuh kuncinya tuh

00:39:25 - 00:39:26

Nah dibuka pintunya ya

00:39:27 - 00:39:28

Halo

00:39:28 - 00:39:30

Pintu nyamuknya masih ada itu bu

00:39:30 - 00:39:31

Maaf maaf

00:39:32 - 00:39:33

Halo

00:39:33 - 00:39:35

Bu sunscreennya dikatasin dulu dong

00:39:35 - 00:39:36

Maaf maaf oke

00:39:37 - 00:39:38

Halo

00:39:38 - 00:39:41

Bu pintu jantinya ini keras banget ya

00:39:43 - 00:39:44

Halo

00:39:46 - 00:39:47

Halo

00:39:47 - 00:39:48

00:39:48 - 00:39:50

Ini kayaknya petamu kita masih di depan garasi ya

00:39:50 - 00:39:52

Oh ini yang aku buka ini pintu kamar mandi

00:39:52 - 00:39:54

Aduh sorry maaf

00:39:54 - 00:39:55

Makanya

00:39:55 - 00:39:56

Coba coba dibuka

00:39:56 - 00:39:57

Bu Ian

00:39:57 - 00:39:58

Maaf

00:39:58 - 00:39:59

Kenapa lu buka pintu tuh

00:39:59 - 00:40:01

Pintu yang mana rumah kita kan loong sewu

00:40:04 - 00:40:05

Pintu jebak

00:40:05 - 00:40:06

Jadi pintu belakang dulu deh

00:40:06 - 00:40:07

Oh iya deh

00:40:08 - 00:40:09

Gak ada orang ya Ian

00:40:09 - 00:40:10

Mana

00:40:10 - 00:40:11

Ini gak ada Bu Ian

00:40:11 - 00:40:13

Masih penonton nanya nih mana orang harapnya

00:40:14 - 00:40:15

Udah fulang

00:40:15 - 00:40:16

Udah fulang

00:40:16 - 00:40:17

Kelamaan gak dibuka pintu

00:40:19 - 00:40:20

Penonton nanya

00:40:20 - 00:40:22

Orang harapnya kemana

00:40:22 - 00:40:24

Dah tuh di depan pintu buka-buka

00:40:24 - 00:40:25

Udah

00:40:25 - 00:40:26

Bu Ian buka pintu

00:40:26 - 00:40:27

Oke

00:40:28 - 00:40:29

Waalaikumsalam

00:40:32 - 00:40:33

Halo

00:40:33 - 00:40:34

Siapa Bu Ian

00:40:34 - 00:40:35

Udah dibuka

00:40:36 - 00:40:38

Udah dibuka masih di gedor aja

00:40:38 - 00:40:39

Muka saya ini

00:40:42 - 00:40:43

Bukan pintu

00:40:43 - 00:40:45

Muka saya kayak jati ya

00:40:45 - 00:40:47

Assalamualaikum

00:40:47 - 00:40:48

Waalaikumsalam

00:40:48 - 00:40:49

Waalaikumsalam

00:40:49 - 00:40:50

Siapa Bu Ian

00:40:50 - 00:40:51

Pak ada tamu

00:40:51 - 00:40:53

Pak ada tamu pak

00:40:53 - 00:40:55

Tau dia dari Arab kayaknya

00:40:55 - 00:40:56

Siapa kamu

00:40:56 - 00:40:57

Ini tamu tadi unang nih

00:40:58 - 00:40:59

Tadi undang

00:40:59 - 00:41:00

Undang undang

00:41:00 - 00:41:01

Siapa kamu

00:41:02 - 00:41:03

Ayo

00:41:03 - 00:41:04

Siapa

00:41:04 - 00:41:05

Siapa

00:41:06 - 00:41:07

Kok tuis

00:41:07 - 00:41:08

Kok jadi tuis sih

00:41:09 - 00:41:10

Mimpi kali ya

00:41:11 - 00:41:12

Mimpi kali ya

00:41:13 - 00:41:14

Bu ada tamu nih Bu

00:41:14 - 00:41:15

Assalamualaikum

00:41:15 - 00:41:17

Siapa kamu Bu Ian yang menginjakkan kaki kesini

00:41:18 - 00:41:19

Apa bentar

00:41:19 - 00:41:20

Ini

00:41:20 - 00:41:21

Apa benar

00:41:21 - 00:41:22

Benar

00:41:22 - 00:41:23

Benar

00:41:24 - 00:41:25

Kan

00:41:28 - 00:41:29

Siapa kamu

00:41:29 - 00:41:30

Kebetulan

00:41:30 - 00:41:31

Ana ada orang

00:41:31 - 00:41:32

Coba kamu ngeliat belakang

00:41:33 - 00:41:35

Ada luka di belakang telinga kamu

00:41:35 - 00:41:37

Itu bakal setimpukan centong nasi

00:41:37 - 00:41:39

Waktu jaman kamu kecil dulu

00:41:40 - 00:41:42

Kemana saja kamu selama ini

00:41:43 - 00:41:45

Aku ditinggal oleh keluarga orang tua aku

00:41:47 - 00:41:48

Bukan

00:41:48 - 00:41:49

Aku anak Dur Hakim

00:41:49 - 00:41:52

Kebetulan Bapakku itu namanya Hakim

00:41:54 - 00:41:55

Siapa sih Pak

00:41:55 - 00:41:56

Itu siapa

00:41:57 - 00:41:58

Bapak juga tidak tau

00:41:58 - 00:42:00

Kok Bapak tau belakangnya ada cowok dating di belakangnya

00:42:01 - 00:42:02

Dulu ada anak saya

00:42:02 - 00:42:03

Bapak

00:42:03 - 00:42:04

Jaman dulu ilang dia

00:42:04 - 00:42:05

Bapak

00:42:05 - 00:42:06

Mungkin Bapak lupa

00:42:07 - 00:42:08

Ana dulu pernah tenggelam

00:42:08 - 00:42:09

Di kafal

00:42:10 - 00:42:11

Tetanik lagi

00:42:12 - 00:42:14

Balik lagi tetanik

00:42:14 - 00:42:15

Ibu

00:42:15 - 00:42:17

Ibu terlalu diem saja nih Ibu

00:42:17 - 00:42:18

Ibu

00:42:18 - 00:42:19

Ibu tolong tanya

00:42:19 - 00:42:20

Ini Ibu gimana anak kita Ibu

00:42:20 - 00:42:21

Ibu nyandir aja Ibu

00:42:21 - 00:42:22

Udah kaya cakwe nih Ibu nih

00:42:23 - 00:42:24

Ibu itu gimana

00:42:24 - 00:42:25

Kamu nama kamu siapa

00:42:25 - 00:42:26

Tanya dong Ibu

00:42:26 - 00:42:27

Nama kamu siapa

00:42:27 - 00:42:28

Nama kamu siapa

00:42:29 - 00:42:30

Hei

00:42:31 - 00:42:32

Nama kamu siapa

00:42:33 - 00:42:34

Ana tenggelam

00:42:38 - 00:42:39

Tetanik lagi

00:42:39 - 00:42:40

Ayo

00:42:40 - 00:42:41

Na masuk sini

00:42:41 - 00:42:42

Ini hujan di luar

00:42:42 - 00:42:43

Terima kasih Ibu

00:42:43 - 00:42:44

Nanti kamu basah

00:42:44 - 00:42:45

Sakit

00:42:45 - 00:42:46

Tapi mohon maaf

00:42:46 - 00:42:47

Rumah kita memang gak ada atapnya

00:42:47 - 00:42:48

Jadi sampai berdalam

00:42:48 - 00:42:49

Itu juga masih hujan

00:42:49 - 00:42:50

Terus perkenalkan

00:42:50 - 00:42:51

Nama Ana Kodir

00:42:51 - 00:42:52

Kodir

00:42:52 - 00:42:53

One Kodir

00:42:53 - 00:42:54

Kodir

00:42:54 - 00:42:55

Kodir berapa

00:42:55 - 00:42:56

Satu dua tiga

00:42:56 - 00:42:57

Itu Kodim

00:42:57 - 00:42:58

Kodim

00:42:58 - 00:42:59

Apa tujuan Anda ke sini

00:42:59 - 00:43:00

Maksud dan tujuan saya

00:43:00 - 00:43:01

Ke Tanjung Priok

00:43:01 - 00:43:03

Kok kenapa masuk ke sini

00:43:04 - 00:43:05

Ini bukan Tanjung Priok

00:43:05 - 00:43:06

Bukan

00:43:06 - 00:43:07

Ini Pluit Selatan

00:43:08 - 00:43:09

Ini pik dua

00:43:11 - 00:43:12

Ada selembaran

00:43:12 - 00:43:13

Ada

00:43:15 - 00:43:16

Ana salah

00:43:16 - 00:43:17

Ana salah komentar

00:43:17 - 00:43:18

Lagi mana sih

00:43:18 - 00:43:19

Minta maaf

00:43:19 - 00:43:20

Kita mau nawarin anak kita nih

00:43:20 - 00:43:21

Waduh maaf

00:43:21 - 00:43:22

Ana gak bisa beli

00:43:24 - 00:43:25

Ana udah gak punya tabungan

00:43:25 - 00:43:26

Bukan beli

00:43:26 - 00:43:27

Kita mau dilamar

00:43:27 - 00:43:29

Anak saya cukupnya sudah umur

00:43:29 - 00:43:30

Umurnya sudah cukup

00:43:35 - 00:43:36

Apakah

00:43:37 - 00:43:39

Saudagar dari Arab ini One Kodir

00:43:39 - 00:43:41

Mau kiranya meminang anak kami

00:43:41 - 00:43:42

Bisa apa dia

00:43:42 - 00:43:43

Bisa apa dia

00:43:43 - 00:43:45

Dia bisa segala macam bernyanyi

00:43:45 - 00:43:46

Dia bisa

00:43:46 - 00:43:47

Bisa dia mematikan

00:43:47 - 00:43:48

Iya

00:43:48 - 00:43:49

Bisa mematikan apa

00:43:49 - 00:43:50

Nyamuk

00:43:50 - 00:43:51

Dia ini ular

00:43:51 - 00:43:52

Bisanya mematikan

00:43:52 - 00:43:53

Bisa

00:43:53 - 00:43:55

Tapi kamu juga lebih aktif dong

00:43:55 - 00:43:56

Dalam mencari

00:43:56 - 00:43:57

Ana gak perlu dia bisa apapun

00:43:58 - 00:43:59

Benar nih One

00:43:59 - 00:44:00

Jadi

00:44:00 - 00:44:01

Ana tidak perlu dia jago apapun

00:44:01 - 00:44:02

Jadi

00:44:02 - 00:44:03

Karena Ana tidak cinta dengan dia

00:44:04 - 00:44:05

Ngapain datang ngelamar

00:44:07 - 00:44:08

Iya perasaan tadi kan udah

00:44:08 - 00:44:09

Udah mau ngelamar ya

00:44:09 - 00:44:10

Iya

00:44:10 - 00:44:12

Oh udah cuman naduh doang kali hujan depan

00:44:13 - 00:44:14

Naduh

00:44:15 - 00:44:16

Numpang naduh

00:44:16 - 00:44:17

Sudah mau kemana Fahmi dulu

00:44:17 - 00:44:18

Ya sudah lah

00:44:18 - 00:44:19

Nampaknya

00:44:19 - 00:44:20

Anak saya juga tidak tertarik

00:44:20 - 00:44:22

Saya mau mencari yang lain saja

00:44:22 - 00:44:23

Ya sudah makasih ya

00:44:23 - 00:44:24

Permisi

00:44:24 - 00:44:26

Mau nanya kriteriannya seperti apa

00:44:26 - 00:44:27

Iya One

00:44:27 - 00:44:28

Kok jadi laki-laki ibunya nih

00:44:28 - 00:44:29

Iya

00:44:29 - 00:44:30

Oh enggak pita suaranya

00:44:30 - 00:44:31

Jadi pita kado

00:44:31 - 00:44:32

Iya

00:44:32 - 00:44:33

Kalau boleh Ana tahu

00:44:34 - 00:44:35

Apa bintangnya

00:44:35 - 00:44:36

Capricorn

00:44:37 - 00:44:38

Hah?

00:44:38 - 00:44:39

Capricorn

00:44:39 - 00:44:40

Minuman

00:44:42 - 00:44:43

Capricorn

00:44:43 - 00:44:44

Yang anggur yang enak tuh

00:44:44 - 00:44:45

Sionya apa

00:44:45 - 00:44:46

Apa sionya

00:44:46 - 00:44:47

Sionya

00:44:47 - 00:44:48

Babi

00:44:48 - 00:44:49

Ana ngatain saya

00:44:50 - 00:44:51

Sionya itu

00:44:51 - 00:44:52

Ana tidak bisa nikah dengan Ana

00:44:52 - 00:44:53

Kenapa

00:44:53 - 00:44:54

Karena Ana babi

00:44:54 - 00:44:55

Sionya doang

00:44:55 - 00:44:56

Bukan dengan sionya doang

00:44:56 - 00:44:57

Sionya doang

00:44:57 - 00:44:58

Bukan dianya babi

00:44:58 - 00:44:59

Sama sionya apa

00:44:59 - 00:45:00

Apa

00:45:00 - 00:45:01

Sionya apa

00:45:01 - 00:45:02

Anjing

00:45:02 - 00:45:03

Sama

00:45:04 - 00:45:06

Ini tanda musik romantis sudah masuk

00:45:06 - 00:45:08

Saatnya romantis-romantisan

00:45:09 - 00:45:10

Aku ingin menikahimu

00:45:10 - 00:45:11

Cepat banget

00:45:11 - 00:45:12

Kok udah gak jadi warna

00:45:12 - 00:45:13

Tadi gak mau

00:45:13 - 00:45:14

Tadi warna-warna itu mana

00:45:14 - 00:45:15

Ini orang lain lagi

00:45:15 - 00:45:16

Kamu siapa

00:45:16 - 00:45:17

Aku

00:45:18 - 00:45:19

Rinto

00:45:20 - 00:45:21

Rinto

00:45:21 - 00:45:22

Nama Ana jadul sekali ya

00:45:23 - 00:45:24

Sudah lama aku

00:45:25 - 00:45:26

Mengamatimu Boyan

00:45:26 - 00:45:28

Aku tahu kebanyakan Rinto

00:45:28 - 00:45:30

Rintikan Tokai

00:45:32 - 00:45:33

Boyan jangan bercanda

00:45:33 - 00:45:34

Eh anakku

00:45:34 - 00:45:36

Anakku kamu jangan kurang ajar dengan tamu

00:45:36 - 00:45:37

Aku tahu

00:45:37 - 00:45:40

Kalau memang banyak sekali pria-pria yang ingin menangkapimu

00:45:40 - 00:45:41

Oh Mas Rinto

00:45:41 - 00:45:43

Tapi hanya aku pria yang

00:45:44 - 00:45:45

Sangat mencintaimu

00:45:45 - 00:45:46

Ya benar Mas Rinto

00:45:47 - 00:45:48

Mas Rinto

00:45:49 - 00:45:50

Anak aku demam

00:45:51 - 00:45:52

Setan kamu

00:45:56 - 00:45:58

Anak kamu ditakut-takuti sehingga jadi demam dia

00:46:00 - 00:46:01

Mas Rinto

00:46:01 - 00:46:04

Mas Rinto

00:46:04 - 00:46:06

Ternyata lu janda apa gimana sih

00:46:06 - 00:46:07

Kok anakku demam

00:46:08 - 00:46:09

Gak iklan itu yang dulu

00:46:09 - 00:46:10

Ini romantis nih

00:46:10 - 00:46:11

Romantis

00:46:11 - 00:46:12

Boyan

00:46:12 - 00:46:13

Ya Mas Rinto

00:46:13 - 00:46:16

Izinkan aku menjadi pendampingmu

00:46:16 - 00:46:17

Haya benar Mas Rinto

00:46:17 - 00:46:19

Aku akan menjagamu seumur jagung

00:46:19 - 00:46:21

Adih dikit sekali

00:46:21 - 00:46:22

Seumur hidup doang

00:46:22 - 00:46:23

Oh iya seumur hidup doang

00:46:24 - 00:46:26

Aku tidak perluli apa kata orang-orang

00:46:26 - 00:46:29

Yang bilang bahwa kamu itu badak berculah satu

00:46:29 - 00:46:31

Aku tidak perluli orang-orang yang mengatakan bahwa

00:46:31 - 00:46:33

Kamu ini adalah lempengan kertas

00:46:33 - 00:46:35

Aku tidak perluli orang-orang yang mengatakan bahwa

00:46:35 - 00:46:36

Kamu jambu bol

00:46:37 - 00:46:38

Buat aku

00:46:38 - 00:46:39

Aku apa

00:46:39 - 00:46:41

Kamu itu adalah atlas dunia

00:46:41 - 00:46:42

Wow

00:46:42 - 00:46:43

Skala banding berapa

00:46:43 - 00:46:45

Satu banding empat

00:46:45 - 00:46:46

Wah dikit banget

00:46:46 - 00:46:48

Peta mana tuh bang

00:46:48 - 00:46:50

Skala banding satu ya

00:46:50 - 00:46:51

Jadi gimana nih

00:46:51 - 00:46:52

Aku ingin melamarmu

00:46:53 - 00:46:54

Ayah

00:46:54 - 00:46:55

Ibu

00:46:55 - 00:46:56

Bolehkah Boyan

00:46:56 - 00:46:57

00:46:57 - 00:46:58

Kamu sudah membawa ayah ibu kesini

00:46:58 - 00:46:59

Iya ini orangtuaku

00:47:01 - 00:47:02

Bapak

00:47:02 - 00:47:04

Umur ayah tiga sedikit lagi

00:47:04 - 00:47:05

Ayah

00:47:05 - 00:47:06

Tidak

00:47:06 - 00:47:07

Gimana nih Mas Rinto

00:47:07 - 00:47:08

Jangan meninggal dulu ayah

00:47:08 - 00:47:09

Aku mau

00:47:09 - 00:47:10

Aku ingin menikah dengan Boyan

00:47:10 - 00:47:11

Jangan meninggal dulu ayah

00:47:11 - 00:47:13

Aku punya rahasia tentang Boyan

00:47:13 - 00:47:14

Apa ayah

00:47:14 - 00:47:15

Tidak banyak orang tahu

00:47:15 - 00:47:16

Matikan

00:47:16 - 00:47:17

Katakan ayah

00:47:17 - 00:47:18

Matikan

00:47:18 - 00:47:19

Ibu sabar ibu

00:47:19 - 00:47:20

Ibu jangan doakan ayah mati

00:47:20 - 00:47:21

Jadi

00:47:21 - 00:47:23

Boyan itu sebenarnya

00:47:23 - 00:47:25

Dia adalah

00:47:25 - 00:47:26

Ayah

00:47:26 - 00:47:28

Wah

00:47:28 - 00:47:29

Ayah

00:47:29 - 00:47:32

Misteri kisah Boyan judulnya tadi

00:47:32 - 00:47:33

Wah bersambung

00:47:33 - 00:47:34

Karena sampai ayahnya meninggal

00:47:34 - 00:47:36

Rahasia tentang Boyan belum terungkap

00:47:36 - 00:47:37

Berarti tu biji kontinyu

00:47:37 - 00:47:38

Apa

00:47:39 - 00:47:40

Bukan tu biji dong

00:47:40 - 00:47:42

Tu bi kontinyu

00:47:42 - 00:47:43

Oke

00:47:43 - 00:47:44

Boyan

00:47:44 - 00:47:45

Tapi

00:47:45 - 00:47:46

Tapi

00:47:46 - 00:47:48

Boyan ini mengalami masa-masa

00:47:48 - 00:47:49

Sulit

00:47:49 - 00:47:50

Up and down

00:47:50 - 00:47:51

Iya betul sekali

00:47:51 - 00:47:52

Jadi kalau lu udah tahu

00:47:52 - 00:47:54

Mungkin dia ini kehilangan kakaknya

00:47:54 - 00:47:55

Oh iya

00:47:55 - 00:47:56

Waktu satu bulan

00:47:56 - 00:47:57

Dua orang

00:47:57 - 00:47:59

Inna lilahi wa inna lilahi wajih

00:47:59 - 00:48:00

Dia sedih banget

00:48:00 - 00:48:01

Dia setiap cerita ini nangis

00:48:01 - 00:48:02

Kakakmu berapa orang

00:48:02 - 00:48:03

Tiga

00:48:03 - 00:48:04

Terus yang

00:48:04 - 00:48:05

Semuanya gak ada

00:48:05 - 00:48:06

Tiga-tiganya udah gak ada

00:48:06 - 00:48:07

Tinggal aku sama mama

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Bapak udah gak ada

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Udah jangan nangis

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Udah yang penting kita doakan

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Iya

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Buat Boyan

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Tapi yang penting

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Terkuat dia ini wanita hebat menurut gue

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Iya setuju

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Dia sama ibunya

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Care banget perhatian

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Terus juga sama

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Iya sama keluar

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Sama sekitarnya pun

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Sama circle nya dia juga dia

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Iya

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Boyan ini ke Tunisia selalu bawain makanan

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Cumi cumi

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Lu suka cumi gak

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Iya

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Andres cobain

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Nanti aku minta ya

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Dan next nya dia mau kasih makan

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Setiap datang syuting

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Mau kasih makan buat seluruh karyawan net

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Kemangetan kalo gitu

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Terlaluan kalo gitu udah

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Itu monter buat

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Buat bikin catering bang dagang

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Ternyata ya

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Biasanya keadaan akan membuat orang itu

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Akhirnya menjadi

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Kuat

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Kuat

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Doa yang terbaik buat Boyan

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Boyan

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Nih ngomong-ngomong lu kan digimikin

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A desk boy desk boy

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Desta Boyan

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Ini kan cuman gimik

00:48:52 - 00:48:54

Apa kayaknya lu mau juga nih

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Sama siapa

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Sama Desta

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Nah jangan

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Kalo bisa emang

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Kalo lu bisa pengen balik lagi

00:48:59 - 00:49:00

Balik lagi bang

00:49:00 - 00:49:02

Lu ntar diculik lagi di TikTok

00:49:02 - 00:49:03

Lu gak usah macem-macem

00:49:03 - 00:49:04

Ngomong macem-macem lu

00:49:04 - 00:49:05

Ya maksudnya

00:49:05 - 00:49:07

Saya mah gak tau kan jodoh misteri bang

00:49:07 - 00:49:08

Iya kan

00:49:08 - 00:49:10

Tapi kan lu sama anak-anaknya udah foto

00:49:10 - 00:49:11

Iya kemarin

00:49:11 - 00:49:12

Rame loh bang

00:49:12 - 00:49:14

Yang saya pasang pohon rambut

00:49:14 - 00:49:15

Tetangga saya bilang

00:49:15 - 00:49:16

Boyan mau lamaran

00:49:16 - 00:49:19

Tetangga saya lewat

00:49:19 - 00:49:20

Ngomong gini

00:49:20 - 00:49:21

Mbak Boyan ayo Arissa

00:49:21 - 00:49:23

Ntar-ntar dulu gue lagi beresin rumah

00:49:23 - 00:49:24

Mau ada acara ya lamaran ya

00:49:24 - 00:49:26

Gara-gara TikTok itu bang

00:49:26 - 00:49:28

Nongol foto berempat sama anak-anak

00:49:28 - 00:49:29

Berlimak

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Tapi kalo emang iya

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Lu sama anak-anaknya Desta

00:49:32 - 00:49:34

Lu mau kan untuk ngurus

00:49:35 - 00:49:36

Sema

00:49:37 - 00:49:38

Gak tau bang Desta nya

00:49:38 - 00:49:39

Gak lu nya

00:49:39 - 00:49:41

Lu kan kemarin udah ngobrol sama anak-anak gue kan

00:49:41 - 00:49:42

Gue gak mau berharap dah

00:49:42 - 00:49:43

Ntar sakit hati

00:49:43 - 00:49:45

Kan dulu-dulu kan berharap gak jadi bang

00:49:45 - 00:49:47

Ya udah gak usah berharap

00:49:47 - 00:49:49

Tapi sekarang lu cocok gak sama anak-anaknya Desta

00:49:49 - 00:49:50

Mau gak gitu aja dulu

00:49:50 - 00:49:52

Saya sama anak-anak seneng

00:49:52 - 00:49:53

Oh pas banget

00:49:53 - 00:49:54

Kemarin yang pertama

00:49:54 - 00:49:56

Tos-tosan mau

00:49:56 - 00:49:57

Yang kedua miska oke

00:49:57 - 00:49:59

Yang Miguel gimana?

00:49:59 - 00:50:01

Deket itu Miguel yang mau nurut

00:50:01 - 00:50:03

Nurut tuh kata dia

00:50:04 - 00:50:05

Anak kucing

00:50:05 - 00:50:07

Enggak, dia baru

00:50:07 - 00:50:08

Dia yang kecil lucu

00:50:08 - 00:50:10

Gak mau dia cos gitu

00:50:11 - 00:50:14

Cuman kemarin gak mau dia diajak makan ager-ageran jadi robot

00:50:15 - 00:50:17

Itu yang jadi robot-robotan dia gak tau

00:50:17 - 00:50:21

Kesian bang anak lu harus ajak kuliner-kuliner yang zaman dulu bang

00:50:21 - 00:50:22

Nanti gini aja

00:50:22 - 00:50:25

Kalo Desta sama Boyan jadi

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Ini bapak siapa nih?

00:50:26 - 00:50:27

Gue sebagai sahabat

00:50:27 - 00:50:28

Bukan ini dijadiin Andri

00:50:28 - 00:50:29

Oh udah jadi abang Andri

00:50:29 - 00:50:32

Nanti kalo kalian mau nikah biar aku jadi penghujat

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Penghuluh

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Penghuluh

00:50:35 - 00:50:37

Dateng cuman ngatain doang

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Penghujat

00:50:39 - 00:50:41

Dateng, kalian bangsat

00:50:41 - 00:50:44

Hahaha

00:50:44 - 00:50:46

Aku mau nyunatin anak gue nih

00:50:46 - 00:50:48

Boyan selamat ya desa ya

00:50:48 - 00:50:49

Anaknya mau sunat ya

00:50:49 - 00:50:51

Semoga manca

00:50:51 - 00:50:52

Dedenak sole

00:50:52 - 00:50:53

Thank you Boyan ya

00:50:53 - 00:50:54

Makasih bang Desta

00:50:54 - 00:50:57

Yang nyunatin lu kan?

00:50:57 - 00:50:58

Iya, jangan

00:50:58 - 00:50:59

Dia nyunatin ya Boyan

00:50:59 - 00:51:02

Bukan dipotong di laser digigit

00:51:02 - 00:51:03

Hahaha

00:51:03 - 00:51:04

Serem amat

00:51:04 - 00:51:06

Tapi bapaknya udah sunat

00:51:06 - 00:51:08

Terakhir pasien-pasiennya bule-bule dewasa

00:51:08 - 00:51:11

Turun aja bapaknya udah sunat, mau disunatin temennya

00:51:11 - 00:51:12

Eh bapakmu udah

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00:51:13 - 00:51:14

Lu tuh dari mana?

00:51:14 - 00:51:16

Kan waktu itu pernah sss gitu

00:51:16 - 00:51:17

Itu pantat

00:51:17 - 00:51:18

Hahaha

00:51:18 - 00:51:19

Pantat kok disunat

00:51:19 - 00:51:21

Yaudah aku tuh bareng wish Boyan

00:51:21 - 00:51:22

All the best ya

00:51:22 - 00:51:24

Terima kasih bang Andri, bang Desta, bang Bintang

00:51:24 - 00:51:26

Makasih nois

00:51:26 - 00:51:27

Nois?

00:51:27 - 00:51:28

Iya bener kan

00:51:28 - 00:51:29

Nama sebutin apa?

00:51:29 - 00:51:30

Eee

00:51:30 - 00:51:32

Noisylicious ya

00:51:32 - 00:51:34

Hahaha

00:51:34 - 00:51:36

Dadah

00:51:36 - 00:51:38

Makasih