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[PART 1] Gilang Bhaskara Live at Teater Jakarta (Versi Audio)

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26 Juni 2024

Stand-Up Comedy Special oleh Gilang Bhaskara sekarang hadir seharga 25 ribu rupiah dalam versi audio. Pasang headset kamu, dan selamat beraktivitas sambil dengerin keluh kesah dan kelucuan Gilbhas!

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Welcome to Gilang Baskara Live at Theater Jakarta. Thank you so much for coming.
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Wow.
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Hi.
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Its so crowded.
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If youre not aware of the title, or if youre not aware of the yellow background,
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my name is Gilang Baskara.
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If youre not aware of it, just call me Gilang.
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If youre new to me, youll know me as Gilbas.
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And if youre not aware of it, Gilang Baskara is short for Gilbas.
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Who knows.
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But I lost my name when I was in high school.
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I lost my name when I was in high school.
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But I lost my name when I was in high school.
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Because in high school, we were called by our fathers name.
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In high school, a report book is a holy book.
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Its more holy than the Quran.
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Because if you take a report book, theres a fathers name and a mothers name.
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After three years of being called.
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So in high school, the kids were still young.
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But they were called by their parents.
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When they were playing ball, they were called by their fathers name.
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Widodo, come here!
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Bambang, come here!
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We were still in high school.
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And at that time, my fathers name was Wahyu.
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I was just called Wahyu, Wahyu, Wahyu. It was fine.
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But it wasnt good when I was learning about Islam.
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Because usually the teacher would ask,
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Who were the Wahyu kids called by? Gilangbu!
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So in high school, I admitted to being a Muslim.
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There were followers.
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Wheres Mr. Wahyu?
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Where is he? Oh, there he is.
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He was just called by his fathers name.
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When I got home, I was like,
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What is this?
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What is this place?
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I was like, what?
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Did you see that light?
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I was so confused.
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So I was planning to make that in Bandung
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in April if you didnt know.
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It was only 200 people, because thats how big the place was.
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What is this?
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Last week, I watched Kukus special.
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He was so funny.
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What if Im here next week too?
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Because when you watch other peoples specials,
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its like, damn, I have to make a special too.
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But as time goes by, the closer we get to making our own specials,
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its like, what am I doing to make a special?
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The more I come here, the more its different.
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Its like, what am I doing to be a comedian?
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What am I doing?
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Id rather find another job that doesnt need Iri and his colleagues.
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Like a gas station filler.
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Has he ever been Iri with his friends?
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Oh, hes a gas station filler. Thats even cooler.
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I have to be cooler.
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Or a robot operator at a mall.
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Hes never been Iri with his friends.
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Or maybe its because theyre all like this.
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I hate my life.
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They realize that theres nothing cooler than that.
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Theyre just like this.
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While their parents are videoing them from the side.
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Come on, come on, come on!
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And Im just so confused.
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Im just a kid.
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Im just a kid.
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Im just confused. I just want to do a show.
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I dont want to be burdened by thinking about the title.
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Whats the name of the show?
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In the end, I just said, this is Gilang Baskaran Live at Theatre Jakarta.
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Thats it.
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The one in Bandung was also not so special.
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It finally came out because it was about to sell tickets in a month.
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At that time.
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Because if you want to sell tickets, theres no name.
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Until now, the WhatsApp group Panitia in Bandung is still called Show 15 April.
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Because Im just Show 15 April.
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Theres no name yet.
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But I realize that if you use the name Show 15 April, its not good.
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Its like a political movement.
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Surat Perintah 11 March.
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Gerakan 30 September.
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PKI.
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Show 15 April.
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Its all the same.
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Bela Islam 212.
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Its all the same.
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What is Gilang doing?
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There was even a statement.
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How about Gilang Show?
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I was like, what?
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I felt like a woman, you know?
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Dorce woman.
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Like a Dorce show.
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The cool thing is if I use the name Gilang Show,
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maybe Ill be the first stand-up show with a tagline.
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Gilang Show Show Show.
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Gilang Show Show Show Show. Thats weird.
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Luckily it didnt happen.
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Now its not so special.
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Now its Gilang Baskaran Live at Theatre Jakarta.
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Thats the story.
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Maybe thats not necessary.
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I have a question.
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Who knows me from...
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Kompas TV, give me a round of applause.
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Wow, thats a lot.
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Im so happy.
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Youve been watching for a long time, right?
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Does anyone know me from Indosiar?
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Wow.
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Shes laughing at Kompas.
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She just found out now.
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Theres a bit.
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Because in Bandung, theres none.
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Thats great.
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Anyone else from Indosiar?
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Who just found out Im from Indosiar?
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You dont admit it now?
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Are you ashamed to watch Indosiar?
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Shes afraid to be found out if her segment is in the lower middle.
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No, because Indosiar...
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Its true, Indosiar has a lot of high school students.
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A lot of A-class students, but more high school students.
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So I think theyre ashamed.
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The second time, they dont want to admit it.
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Shell find out I like Bintang Pantura.
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DTRong.
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The Asian Academy.
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Theres a lot.
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Or does anyone know me from Mio Z?
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No one knows?
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Mio Z.
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Theres an ad for my billboard everywhere.
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No wonder the contract is only six months.
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No one knows.
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Did anyone buy the motorbike?
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No one.
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I dont sell much.
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I want to talk about...
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The beginning of my career. Stand up.
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The first time I opened a mic in Bandung.
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Because I studied in Bandung.
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In 2011, the first time I opened a mic.
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Young Lex, in 2011, they asked me...
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What do you want to be when you grow up?
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They asked me.
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So...
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So in 2011, I stood up for the first time.
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In Bandung. I studied in UNPAR.
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Universitas Katolik Parayangan.
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My friends.
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Is there another UNPAR student here?
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There is? Great.
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So if youre from Jakarta and dont know,
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theres a university in Bandung called Universitas Katolik Parayangan.
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In short, UNPAR.
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Or in Sundanese, they say Universitas Parerem.
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Parerem is in Merem.
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Because theres a lot of Chinese.
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Its true.
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Theres a lot of Chinese there.
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Why am I Chinese?
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Theres a lot of Chinese.
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Because theres a lot of Chinese.
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I started in 2007. I lived with my aunt first.
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Then in 2008, I started cosplaying.
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I was cosplaying next to UNPAR.
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It was a male dormitory.
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Why am I laughing?
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Whats wrong with me?
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Hearing the word dormitory makes me laugh.
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Ive never cosplayed before.
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It was a male dormitory.
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There were a lot of girls, around 20 rooms.
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There were only 11 male rooms.
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I was the only one.
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The other 10 were all Chinese.
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They were all Chinese.
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My friends names were Alvin.
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Teddy.
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William.
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Edwin.
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Those are impossible names if theyre not Chinese.
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William, Teddy.
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Its true.
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Why are you laughing at peoples names?
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Its true.
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Seriously.
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I was scared.
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Because I started in 2008,
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whereas I started in 2007, so I was a bit of a senior.
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So it was mostly in 2008.
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And for 5 years,
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I cosplayed there.
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I was called Kogilang.
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Kogilang is Edwins nickname.
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Kogilang, Kogilang.
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They called him Kogilang.
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Look at him.
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Brown skin, eyes like this, curly hair.
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Kogilang.
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Brown skin like this, what is it?
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Coco Crunch.
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At first, I thought they respected me for calling me that.
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But it turned out to be a joke.
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Kogilang, Koko Crunch.
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He was made from wheat that was sprinkled with chocolate.
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Kogilang. Its weird.
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I got used to it.
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Why do I look like Koko?
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Do I wear underwear?
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Do I wear a dragon suit?
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No.
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Do I wear Crocs?
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No.
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Why do I look like Koko?
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My real introduction was just normal.
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Do I wear Crocs?
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Everyone called me Kogilang.
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Kogilang, Kogilang.
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Because I just felt...
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the diversity in the campus.
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When I was in college.
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Because,
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when I was in elementary school, I was Muslim.
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Al-Azhar, Kemang, Jakarta.
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High school, nationality, 41.
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High school, nationality, 34.
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Most of them were Muslim.
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I was in Catholic University, Parayangan.
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It was full of people from all over Indonesia.
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And all kinds of religions.
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Thats when I realized, Indonesia is like this.
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There are so many weird people.
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Not weird, but all kinds of people.
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Not weird, but all kinds of people.
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Because I never felt that.
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Because in elementary school, there were a lot of Muslims.
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Most of them.
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There were a lot of Chinese, Papuans.
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It was amazing.
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My closest friends,
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the closest campus circle,
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most of them were Christians.
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I went to a show in Bandung.
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Six people came from Jakarta to watch me in Bandung.
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They were all Christians.
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They were my closest friends.
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I loved playing with them.
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They were so kind.
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Sometimes when I play with them,
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I feel sad when I look at them.
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You are my friend. You are so kind.
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But I am the only one who went to heaven.
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Oh God.
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Oh God.
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Oh God.
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Why is it like this?
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You know its sad.
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Your friend in this world,
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playing together,
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but you cant bring them to heaven.
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Oh God.
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So, whenever they invite me to play,
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I will join them.
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So we can feel the joy of this Fana world.
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Come on.
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Where do you want to go?
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I was so happy. They were so kind.
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So, for those who just know me from Indosiar,
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Let me tell you, I can do stand up.
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Not just sitting and watching the contestants.
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I can do it.
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Dont think my skill is just sitting and wearing weird costumes.
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No. I can do it.
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I can do this.
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Who knows, someone who just knows me from Indosiar,
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will make a show. What is he doing? Just sitting for two hours.
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What is he doing with the show?
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So, at that time, I was in Suci 2.
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Kompas TV. Stand Up Comedy Indonesia.
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Kompas TV. 2012. Season 2.
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Alhamdulillah, I won second place at that time.
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At that time, I thought it was cool.
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But now, its not cool to win second place.
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Winning second place means you are almost funny.
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Almost.
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A little bit more funny.
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If you dont know,
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the winner is Gepa Mungkas
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who is always dating on Instagram.
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You know, right?
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You know, right?
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Sorry.
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NG, NG, NG, NG, NG.
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NG, NG, NG, NG, NG, NG, NG.
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NG, NG, NG, NG, NG, NG, NG.
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NG, NG, NG, NG, NG, NG, NG.
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Thats the first winner.
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The third winner is Kemal Palevi Anjay.
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You know, right?
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Kemal is crazy.
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And for those of you who dont know,
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Gepa Mungkas and I went to the same university.
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We were in the same major.
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I was in 2007 and he was in 2006.
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He was older and he liked to smile.
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So, in the second Suci,
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there were five people from Bandung.
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Two people made it to the final.
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Both of them were from Unpar.
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When I knew that I was going to the final,
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both of them from Unpar, I was like...
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My imagination was that I was going to be in a newspaper
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about the acceptance of a new student from Unpar.
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It was an achievement.
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The first and second winners of Suci.
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I was holding the trophy.
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Sigi was pinching his girlfriends butt.
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My imagination was like that.
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Both of them were from Unpar.
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It turned out that
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in the same year, 2012,
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so Unpar has a nature lover called Mahitala.
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Theyre cool.
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Mahitala Unpar in 2012
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conquered seven peaks in the world.
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Seven summits.
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They conquered them in 2012.
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Just think about whos going to be in the newspaper.
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Its useless.
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But its true that I shouldnt be a comedian.
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Climbing a mountain or something.
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So that I can have achievements.
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And life when youre on TV.
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I was in Suci for four months.
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Four months. But in Kompas,
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there werent many people watching.
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Four months on TV,
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and when its over and youre the second winner,
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your life feels like youre famous.
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Its different when you go out to the mall.
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Feel it if youre famous.
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Its not true.
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When I go to the mall,
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if people see me, theyll be like,
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is he looking at me because hes famous?
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Its true.
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After Suci, I was like that.
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Even though sometimes,
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from one mall, theres only one who asks for a photo.
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Sometimes if someone asks for a photo,
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Im the one whos embarrassed.
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Because if someone asks for a photo,
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everyone around will see it.
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Theyll be like, who is he taking a photo with?
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Is he famous? Is he a bully?
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No. Who is he taking a photo with?
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Sometimes Im embarrassed. Im glad someone recognizes me,
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but Im embarrassed too.
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And after Suci,
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it was in June.
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June was the final, I remember.
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After that, I lived as a comedian.
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But I just realized that Im not that famous.
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Whos famous? G and Kemal.
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Admit it. G and Kemal are famous in Edan.
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Because Im in the middle.
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No one knows.
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No one knows.
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Im like a missing link.
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Evolutionary theory.
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From a monkey to a human, theres a missing link.
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This is me.
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Im like...
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A missing link.
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It doesnt mean humans are monkeys and Kemal.
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No, Im not saying that.
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But if...
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If youre a pro, Im not saying that.
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It means you agree with everything.
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Saying the name of a Chinese person, youre a pro.
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Saying Kemal is a monkey, youre a pro.
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Whats wrong with you? The audience is so mean.
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Im actually not that famous.
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I just realized that Kemal and G have a lot of jobs.
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Im like...
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Im just like this.
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From my followers, their followers are so high.
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I have so few followers. They dont even know me.
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They even made a show with Kompas TV.
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The host is both of them.
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The winner is one and the winner is three.
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Where am I?
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Where am I?
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In the era of Indonesian Youtubers,
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when there were a lot of people,
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if you know SkinnyIndonesian24, you must know.
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They made a show on Youtube.
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Youtubers versus Comedians.
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Andovi and Jovi versus...
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Kemal and G.
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I wasnt invited again.
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It doesnt mean I want to hang out with Youtubers.
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But I want to.
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Im like...
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I want to hang out with Youtubers.
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But I also want to.
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Yo, whats up?
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Whats up? I also want to.
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Why am I not famous?
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Im second place.
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When I was three years old,
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I wasnt that funny.
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So when I won third place,
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I was more famous.
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If you pay attention,
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all the other winners are famous.
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Ardit,
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Abdur,
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Akbar, all of them are famous.
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And after I won second place,
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I always got a motorbike.
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I didnt get the motorbike,
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I didnt get the fame, so what am I doing here?
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Even in Suca,
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G became a judge, okay.
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Kemal also became a judge.
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I became a mentor.
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I taught my kids.
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And the one who decides whether Im funny or not,
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is the third place winner.
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Damn.
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What is this?
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Im second place.
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What am I doing?
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Im second place.
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Im so sad.
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Im so sad.
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There was a moment that made me realize
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that Im not famous.
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I was in Bandung.
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If youve ever been to Bandung,
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you know theres a gang called Sekelewa.
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Its a small gang.
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I was walking there alone at night.
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I was walking,
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and because the road was narrow,
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there were women and men.
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The men were waiting for their motorbikes.
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The women were wearing helmets,
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waiting for someone to help them.
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And the men were like,
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Oh no, its the woman.
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Is it going to take long, sir?
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She was wearing a jacket and helmet, ready to go.
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And the men were like,
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Oh no, its a motorbike.
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The house is so small.
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Well, she was in a position to back off.
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This is her house. I was walking from there.
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I was just walking.
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The woman was looking at me.
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She was like,
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She was really looking at me.
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I was like, this is her house. She must know me.
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Its like the famous road.
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I was walking.
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And then,
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the woman whispered to her father.
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Even though she whispered,
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it was audible.
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Because it was the famous road.
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It was like you were bitten by a spider.
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It was so audible. She must be trying to talk to me.
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The woman was like,
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Sir.
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Thats Mr. Gepamungkas.
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I was like, oh my God.
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I was walking.
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Sir, thats Mr. Gepamungkas.
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I was like, what is this?
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She really thought I was Gepamungkas.
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Gepamungkas.
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I dont know why
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she thought I was Gepamungkas.
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The logic is,
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she was watching the final.
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Because she knew my face.
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So she was watching the final.
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The holy final.
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Only the two of us were there.
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Me and Gepamungkas.
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I was there for three rounds.
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Three rounds, three stand-ups.
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Maybe she didnt know me.
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How did the woman watch it?
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Maybe she watched it
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when I was Gepamungkas.
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The second appearance.
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I went to the toilet first.
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Back to the second appearance.
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She watched it again.
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How could she do that?
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Or she thought the two of us in the final
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were Gepamungkas.
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How could she?
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Gepamungkas.
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Do I look like Gepamungkas?
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Because I was walking normally.
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I wasnt walking like this.
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I wasnt like this.
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I wasnt like that.
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I wasnt like that.
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I was normal.
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Welcome to my show.
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I wasnt like that.
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I was walking normally.
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I wasnt doing this to my girlfriend.
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I was normal.
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How could she think I was Gepamungkas?
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How could she?
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The more I think about it,
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I dont think I am famous.
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So after 2012,
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2013,
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Semarangs stand-up was their anniversary.
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They invited the three of us.
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We were just a rising star.
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They invited the three of us.
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Before the show,
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it was at night.
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In the afternoon, there was a meet and greet.
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Some VIP tickets could be used for meet and greet.
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When we entered the cafe,
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there were a lot of people.
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The first one to enter the cafe was G.
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The girls were screaming.
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Have you ever heard a scream that made
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your eardrums go like this?
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G! G!
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It was like seeing God or something.
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Gepamungkas!
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After that, I was the second one to enter.
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I was silent.
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I entered and sat next to G.
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Thats it.
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The last one was Kemal. He came in and screamed.
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Kemal!
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I was like, what am I doing here?
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Did they invite me by mistake?
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They were screaming.
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I was silent.
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Was it just for their resting place?
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What is this?
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I was so sad.
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What am I doing here?
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After that, the meet and greet was a Q&A.
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I only asked G and Kemal.
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After the meet and greet, no one asked me.
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For Gods sake.
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Until G, no one asked Gilang.
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He was like, does anyone know me?
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I was like, I want to go back to Jakarta.
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What am I doing there?
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The posters were huge.
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I was like, no one knows me.
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I was sad.
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Sad.
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Thats when I realized,
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being the second one is not a good thing.
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I was like, youre right.
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Let me tell you this.
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Being the second one, you wont be recognized.
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You all know who is the first one to enter the moon.
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Neil Armstrong.
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All kids know Neil Armstrong.
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The second one?
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Who cares?
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The second one to the moon?
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Who knows?
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As long as you know, the second one to the moon is Buzz Aldrin.
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So, there were three people on the lunar module.
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One was the pilot.
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The lunar module took off.
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And landed on the moon.
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There were Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin.
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The distance between them and the lunar module was only 20 minutes.
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20 minutes that determined their birth.
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Read history. Its true.
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The distance was 20 minutes.
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That was in 1969.
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I imagine they were both aware.
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That year, there was a cold war with Russia.
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We were going to be in trouble.
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The first one to land was going to be famous.
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They were going to be on Line Today.
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They couldnt see it.
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Neil.
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Hey, Buzz.
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Get your equipment ready.
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Armstrong was wearing his helmet.
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Buzz Aldrin, I think your helmet is dirty.
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Oh, its dirty?
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Neil! Neil! He landed!
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Neil! Oh my God, he landed.
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I dont know what to do.
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Oh my God.
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He was spinning on the ship.
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Did he land? Did he land?
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He landed. 20 minutes later, he landed.
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Down below, Neil was like,
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Yeah, I just landed.
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Im on my way.
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Youre not famous.
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Oh, poor thing.
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Luckily, the third one didnt have a helmet.
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He was even less famous.
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Buzz was even less famous.
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I...
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When I became the runner-up in Suci 2,
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I felt like Budyono when he was in the SBY government.
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Like no one knew about it.
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People knew about it.
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But they didnt know what to do.
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Who was the presidents representative?
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Looking at the picture in class.
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Oh, Garuda.
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And next to him was Budyono.
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I know what its like to be Budyono.
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